A Southern Marines Letter Home.  

ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
6/20/2006 9:53 am

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7/4/2006 8:39 am

A Southern Marines Letter Home.

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay.Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed again.

It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches", which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds, and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Gail


digdug41 49M

6/20/2006 1:35 pm

Now thats a bad chick right there

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_justeunfille 56F

6/20/2006 5:41 pm

T.
funny.. very funny. As for myself, I served in the Navy and I selected it as for one, I preferred the uniform and secondly, I wanted to be near the water. The army chicks looked to "tough" in their drab uniforms and the AF's looked too much like delivery guys, and my dad was a marine, so I just couldn't do that.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/21/2006 4:18 am

So what?? Ellie May meets Donald Rumsfeld?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


ByteChaser2 52M

6/21/2006 7:10 am

    Quoting digdug41:
    Now thats a bad chick right there
Or good... I mean... If you're into being seriously abused...


ByteChaser2 52M

6/21/2006 7:13 am

    Quoting rm_justeunfille:
    T.
    funny.. very funny. As for myself, I served in the Navy and I selected it as for one, I preferred the uniform and secondly, I wanted to be near the water. The army chicks looked to "tough" in their drab uniforms and the AF's looked too much like delivery guys, and my dad was a marine, so I just couldn't do that.
I enlisted in the Corps myself. Didn't want to look like a postal worker (Air Force), every soldier I ever met was a drooling idiot (AAAAARMY training SIR!)... and I get sea sick in the bath tub...

Had I known...


ByteChaser2 52M

6/21/2006 7:18 am

With a little WWE sprinkled in... you know... for ballance


OboesHonedIambs 62F

6/27/2006 11:27 pm

Just dropped in and read this - this is delightfully funny! Ya got a nice blog here.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


ByteChaser2 52M

7/4/2006 8:39 am

    Quoting OboesHonedIambs:
    Just dropped in and read this - this is delightfully funny! Ya got a nice blog here.
Thanks Lady


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