Blonde Moments II  

ButteryDelight 58F
1961 posts
9/2/2006 9:48 pm

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Blonde Moments II

This has been a really interesting week for me. It’s been a week I am happy to see end. It’s been a week filled with blonde moments. So many in fact I am wondering if there will ever be a light at the end of the tunnel or better yet an end to the tunnel period.

Most of all I feel so dumb, so like, where’s my brain lately. I have real life examples of my continuing Blonde Moments week.

When asked to sign on a paper at work, I wrote Taurus before I was told they wanted my signature. When making copies at work, I made them and turned them in only to find out I had copied the backside of the form instead of the front side. I had to turn over the form face down and redo all 50 copies. When walking down the hallway I tripped over nothing more than my two feet and landed face down in front of my boss, whom promptly picked me up and said I thought I filled in that hole in the floor. As you no doubt guessed, there was no hole.

But, the culmination came yesterday. I work in the evenings cleaning office buildings. I work at one building from 5:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. and then drive to another building to work from 9:00 to midnight. At 8:00 I walked out of the building and to the van. I was driving my husband’s van because my son had my car. I know it’s no excuse but, I haven’t driven the van in months and months, it was dark, and I was in a hurry. I flipped through the millions of keys that are on my rings and came up with two. I stood there and looked at them. For the life of me, I could not remember which key was the ignition key and which key was the door key. So, after debating a minute or two, I chose a key and jammed it in to the lock, turned it and promptly broke off the key in the lock. Oops. That was the ignition key. Now, I am stuck in a dark parking lot with no way to start my vehicle. I borrow a cell phone and call hubby. Does he have the extra set of keys? Why of course not! My luck is not that good. My son has the extra set of keys and is at a football game at the high school. Then hubby calls our son’s cell phone and tells him to bring the extra set of keys to my second job. By this time my coworkers are standing around laughing their heads off. Finally, one of them offers to give me a ride to my other job. That is where all the above-mentioned things occur.

At 11:30 just as I am finishing tripping over the big nothing in the hall my son shows up with his friends and the extra set of car keys. I endure their laughter as I explain how such a thing happened. When it is time to go home, I once again listen to the laughter of another set of coworkers as they watch me use the door key to open the passenger side door and crawl over the chair to sit in the drivers side.

Fortunately, I made it home with out any more Blonde Moments occurring. But, I can not promise that no Blonde Moments will happen tomorrow…

ButteryDelight 58F

9/3/2006 9:33 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    We all have those moments,My week was filled with them... and I'm not blonde It was a funny post though!~
hmmm. gee..thanks spunky

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Polinush 39F
4 posts
9/4/2006 3:12 am


ButteryDelight 58F

9/4/2006 8:50 am

hello back. Thank you for reading my blog.

ZZ_Todd 59M

9/4/2006 9:50 am

I call mine "Homer Moments" ... you know, like when Homer Simpson gets that look on his face and says "Doh!"

ButteryDelight 58F

9/4/2006 12:06 pm

    Quoting ZZ_Todd:
    I call mine "Homer Moments" ... you know, like when Homer Simpson gets that look on his face and says "Doh!"
ohh great visual Todd..

and thank you for visiting and commenting on my blog.

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ohcurious14 59M
1683 posts
9/4/2006 12:19 pm

Buttery the tripper!!! Meet Timmy the spiller!!!! Thanks for the laffs

wickedeasy 66F  
25463 posts
9/5/2006 9:35 am

i have blond months


You cannot conceive the many without the one.

ButteryDelight 58F

9/5/2006 12:51 pm

    Quoting ohcurious14:
    Buttery the tripper!!! Meet Timmy the spiller!!!! Thanks for the laffs
i just hope we are never in the same room..

Buttery Delight

ButteryDelight 58F

9/5/2006 12:55 pm


and i was so hoping for an end to this...

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