Pick up lines.....  

BrbDoll 56F
1419 posts
9/7/2006 1:12 am

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9/11/2006 1:35 pm

Pick up lines.....

1. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

2. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob? No? In that case, you want lunch?

3. You know, it’s not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

4. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

5. True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I want to catch and mount back at my place.

6. He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No
He: Maybe you didn’t hear me… I said you look really fat in those pants!

7. He: Hey baby… Wanna dance?
She: No
He: Oh, C’mon! Lower your standards a little… I did!

8. What’s a slutty girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

9. Hi, my name is {Name}. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight!

10.Hey babe, how about pizza and some sex? [slap] What? You don’t like pizza?

11.I’m gonna to have sex with you tonight no matter what you say, so you might as well be there.

wert59 50M
2480 posts
9/7/2006 1:40 am

My face is leaving here within the hour babe i would like you to be on it,,sven xxgot a few slaps but also a few fucks)

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
9/10/2006 8:32 pm

If you are as smart as you are beautiful, then you must be a genius.

Made that one up but never used it. What do you think?

I have never been into the "line" thing.

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