Can't Stand It  

BrbDoll 56F
1419 posts
9/7/2006 2:34 am

Last Read:
12/11/2006 11:12 am

Can't Stand It

A 90-year-old man marries a 21-year-old girl. They go on their honeymoon and the old man tells her to go and put something sexy on. When she comes out, the old guy is standing there naked, with an erection, a condom on, a pair of earmuffs and nose plugs.

“What in the world are you doing?” Asks the girl.

“There are two things in this world I can’t stand and that’s the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming.” .

amakamaria 36F
4299 posts
9/7/2006 2:59 am

LMAO... that is wrong on so many levels!!!

"We believe what we experience, but we often forget that we experience what we believe."

rm_Goodeatnty 49M
4 posts
9/8/2006 5:56 am

I had a good laugh

DPR1945 60M  
26 posts
9/9/2006 4:27 pm


Justice4all05 46M
2759 posts
9/11/2006 11:23 am

Now THAT was funny! Bravo!

"Hey that's my opinion...but I could be wrong"- Dennis Miller.

SirMounts 102M

12/10/2006 10:37 am

Yeah, those younger Men can be kinda picky. *admires self in mirror* lol

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