How to Make a Woman Happy  

BonnieBoy2 57M
16 posts
10/6/2005 12:29 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How to Make a Woman Happy


Ok, I didn't make any of this shit up. But, sadly, I find that even crap you find on the internet is occasionally true. Thus I offer you the key to happy relations between men and women:

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

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AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for
herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she make

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Have sex with him
3. Shut the hell up.

green_dragon81 36M
1 post
10/6/2005 4:12 am

that is a trip!...true...but a trip none the less!


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/9/2005 6:09 pm

See what an easy list that is? Simple!


BonnieBoy2 57M

10/10/2005 11:32 pm

Bella, darling, NOTHING about you is simple.


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