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Real Life Cyber Sex 6
Real Life Cyber Sex 6
Bloodninja: hi, a/s/l?
kwazyfwies: hiya 18/f/usa u?
Bloodninja: wow, 18/m/usa
Bloodninja: want to cyber?
kwazyfwies: you start ok?
Bloodninja: ok then
Bloodninja: I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens
kwazyfwies: I'm laying on my bed with just my blouse and knickers on
Bloodninja: I growl like a sexually frustrated beast!
kwazyfwies: lol, I ask you to come closer
Bloodninja: I run across the room and jump on top of you...
kwazyfwies: easy big boy
Bloodninja: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly
kwazyfwies: mmmm that’s nice
Bloodninja: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
Bloodninja: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i'm a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood!
kwazyfwies: forget it physco
Bloodninja: don't you like it like that babyface?
Bloodninja: i was only joking! sorry, let me try again
Bloodninja: I gently caress your tender bottom.
kwazyfwies: I moan softly
Bloodninja: All of a sudden I scream loudly, pull apart your arse cheeks, burry my face in the dingle berry encrusted hair mass, and inhale deeply through my nose
kwazyfwies: you sick fuck
Bloodninja: you smell bad baby, do you wash?
kwazyfwies: bye looser.
Bloodninja: sorry, its my bad sense of humour, Most people I say it to find it funny?
kwazyfwies: ...I don't
Bloodninja: I turn you over, and pull out my purple headed warrior
kwazyfwies: its not very big
Bloodninja: you won't be saying that when it infiltrates your poop tube and rips apart your colon!!!
Bloodninja: I thrust my pocket rocket at you, and begin humping your leg like a powerful german shepard!
kwazyfwies: don't talk to me ever again
Bloodninja: I move my hands down to your black triangle of love, somehow managing to wade through the jungle of pubic hair, Ii find a pink patch...
Bloodninja: omg. hidden in the hair is a small penis!
kwazyfwies: i'm reporting you...
Bloodninja: I squeal like a freshly wounded pig at the sight of it.
Bloodninja: "so thats your dark secret!" i scream, "you sick twisted bitch!"
Bloodninja: u run away, into the night, crying, the cold wind whips your naked flesh, i chase after you
Bloodninja: i drop kick you, and rip off your left leg leaving a small bloody stump. "you ain’t pretty no more!!!"
kwazyfwies: blocked. looza
Bloodninja: bye sweet stuff
1/12/2006 8:39 am
purple headed warrior? where do you get them from?|