BlondieEuro 52F
126 posts
7/18/2006 4:23 am

Last Read:
7/24/2006 1:33 am


A rather attractive woman goes up to a bar in a
quiet rural pub.
She guestures alluringly to the Barman, who comes
over immediately, when he arrives she seductively
signals that he should bring his face down close
to hers. When he does so she begins to gently
carress his beard, which is full and bushy.

"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking
his face with both hands.

"Actually No!" he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his
beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is, I need you to give him a message", she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth, and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room!"

MysteryDreamer 57F

7/18/2006 5:24 am

LMAO.....oh, what a bad lesson learned!!! Love the joke. Have a great day!!!


easy_8 56M

7/22/2006 9:13 pm

Hang one here damnit!

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