THE MAGICIAN'S TRICKS  

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6/3/2006 10:37 am

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THE MAGICIAN'S TRICKS


A MAGICIAN WORKED ON A CRUISE SHIP
THE AUDIENCE WAS DIFFERENT EACH WEEK
THE MAGICIAN DID THE SAME TRICK OVER AND OVER AGAIN

THERE WAS ONLY ONE PROBLEM! THE CAPTAIN'S PARROT SAW THE SHOWS EACH WEEK,
AND BEGAN TO UNDERSTAND HOW THE MAGICIAN DID EVERY TRICK

ONCE HE UNDERSTOOD, HE STARTED SHOUTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW, "LOOK, ITS NOT THE SAME HAT"
OR "LOOK, HE'S HIDING THE FLOWERS UNDER THE TABLE" OR "HEY, WHY ARE ALL THE CARDS ACES, OR SPADES?"

THE MAGICIAN WAS FURIOUS, BUT COULDN'T DO ANYTHING. IT WAS, AFTER ALL, THE CAPITANS PARROT. THEN ONE STORMY NIGHT ON THE PACIFIC, THE SHIP UNFORTUNATELY SANK, DROWNING ALMOST ALL ON BOARD.

THE MAGICIAN LUCKILY, FOUND HIMSELF ON A PIECE OF WOOD FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA, AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT.....WITH THE PARROT.

THEY STARED AT EACH OTHER WITH HATRED, BUT DID NOT UTTER A WORD. THIS WENT ON FOR A DAY.....THEN 2 DAYS .....AND THEN 3 DAYS.

FINALLY ON THE 4TH DAY, THE PARROT COULD NOT HOLD BACK ANY LONGER AND SAID ....."OK, I GIVE UP WHERE'S THE FUCKIN SHIP?"

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