SIZE MATTERS  

BlondieEuro 53F
126 posts
6/10/2006 2:57 am

Last Read:
6/12/2006 5:38 am

SIZE MATTERS

A GUY GOES INTO A DRUG STORE TO BUY CONDOMS.

"WHAT SIZE?" ASKS THE CLERK.

"GEE, I DONT KNOW"

"GO SEE SOPHIE IN AISLE 4"

HE GOES OVER TO SEE SOPHIE WHO GRABS HIM IN
THE CROTCH, AND YELLS "MEDIUM"

THE GUY IS MORTIFIED!

HE HURRIES AND PAYS AND LEAVES QUICKLY.

ANOTHER GUY COMES INTO TO BUY CONDOMS, AND
GETS SENT TO SOPHIE IN AISLE 4.

SOPHIE GRABS HIM AND YELLS "LARGE!"

THE GUY STRUTS OVER TO THE REGISTER, PAYS ,
AND LEAVES

A HIGH SCHOOL KID COMES INTO BUY CONDOMS

"WHAT SIZE?" THE KID EMBARRESSINLY SAYS
"I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, I DONT KNOW
WHAT SIZE?"

THE CLERK SENDS HIM OVER TO SOPHIE IN
AISLE 4, SHE GRABS HIM AND YELLS

"CLEAN UP IN AISLE 4!"




blackleather2006 51M/49F

6/10/2006 7:30 am

LOL very funny! Cute!


rm_Gentle12553 67M
1378 posts
6/10/2006 5:55 pm

Do they make a "mini?"


easy_8 56M

6/10/2006 9:31 pm

Grab me dear!!!


longhardy2 42M

6/11/2006 9:55 am

Thatz a nice one, measure my size by having it inside you.


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