PHARMICOLOGY-CHECK THIS OUT  

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5/24/2006 9:21 pm

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5/25/2006 12:49 am

PHARMICOLOGY-CHECK THIS OUT


__IN PHARMICOLOGY, ALL MEDICATIONS HAVE TWO NAMES, A TRADE NAME AND GENERIC NAME.

FOR EXAMPLE, THE TRADE NAME OF TYLENOL ALSO HAS GENERIC NAME:- ACETAMINOPHEN. ALEVE IS NAPROXEN. AMOXIL IS ALSO CALLED AMOXICILLAN, AND ADVIL IS ALSO IBUPROFEN.

THE FDA HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR A GENERIC NAME FOR VIAGRA. AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION BY A TEAM OF GOVERNMENT EXPERTS, IT RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT IT HAS SETTLED ON THE GENERIC NAME:-
MYCOXAFAILIN
MYDIXADRUPIN
MYDIXARIZIN
DIXAFIX
AND OF COURSE, IBEPOKIN. ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY THAT VIAGRA WILL SOON BE AVAILABLE IN LIQUID FORM, AND WILL BE MARKETED BY AS COLA AS A POWER BEVERAGE SUITABLE FOR USE AS A MIXER. IT WILL NOW BE POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO LITERALY POUR HIMSELF A STIFF ONE. OBVIOUSLY WE CAN NO LONGER CALL THIS A SOFT DRINK, AND GIVES NEW MEANING TO NAMES OF "COCKTAILS," "HIGHBALLS," AND JUST GOOD OLD- FASHIONED "STIFF DRINK." COLA WILL MARKET THE NEW CONCOTION BY THE NAME:- 'AdultFriendFinder'

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:-- THERE IS MORE MONEY BEING SPENT ON BREAST IMPLANTS AND VIAGRA TODAY, THAN ON ALZHEIMERS' RESEARCH. THIS MEANS BY THE YEAR 2040, THERE SHOULD BE A LARGE ELDERLY POPULATION WITH PERKY BOOBS, AND HUGE ERECETIONS AND ABSOLUTELY NO RECOLLECTION OF WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.

IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO FIVE FRIENDS RIGHT AWAY THERE WILL BE FIVE FEWER PEOPLE LAUGHING IN THE WORLD.

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