LOVE THE JOKES!  

BlondieEuro 52F
126 posts
6/16/2006 12:13 am

Last Read:
6/19/2006 7:45 pm

LOVE THE JOKES!

Well this time its not a joke but a couple of poems which you might recognise. Hey Boys, and girls.

_____FEMALE POEM.

I WANT A MAN WHO'S HANDSOME, SMART AND STRONG

ONE WHO LOVES TO LISTEN ALL DAY LONG

ONE WHO THINKS BEFORE HE SPEAKS

ONE WHO WILL CALL, AND NOT WAIT FOR WEEKS

I WANT HIM TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED

AND WHEN I SPEND HIS CASH, NOT TO BE ANNOYED

PULLS OUT MY CHAIR, AND OPENS MY DOOR

MASSAGES MY BACK, AND BEGS FOR MORE

OH! FOR A MAN WHO MAKES LOVE TO MY MIND

AND KNOWS WHAT TO ANSWER TO "HOW BIG IS
MY BEHIND?"

AND FOREVER IS MY BEST FRIEND

_______MALE JOKE (POEM I MEAN!)

I WANT A DEAF-MUTE, NYMPHOMANIAC

WITH HUGE BOOBS, WHO OWNS A PUB

AND A FISHING BOAT.

I KNOW THIS DOESN'T RHYME, AND I DONT GIVE
A SHIT!


BlondieEuro 52F

6/16/2006 6:05 am

Well Darls your still young and have a lot to learn. Not everyone we go out with turns out to be the one. When you meet the right one it will be mutual. Enjoy and just have fun while your young. Blondie XXXX


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
6/16/2006 3:03 pm

lmao...
perhaps you can find a deaf mute guy who owns a pub and a fishing boat?...



easy_8 56M

6/16/2006 9:54 pm

We men are so damn DEEP!!!!!!!


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