IT WAS A VIBRATOR DAY  

BlondieEuro 53F
126 posts
7/10/2006 12:51 am

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11/12/2006 4:03 am

IT WAS A VIBRATOR DAY

WELL THERE WERE TWO VIBRATORS:- ONE WAS PINK, AND THE OTHER ONE PURPLE.

ONE DAY THE PINK VIBRATOR SAYS TO THE PURPLE ONE "HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN."

"WELL" ANSWERS THE PURPLE ONE. "MY MISTRESS
TOOK ME OUT IN HER HAND BAG, AND SHE MUST HAVE
ACCIDENTLY TURNED ME ON, WHILST SEARCHING FOR
SOMETHING IN HER BAG, HAS RUN MY BATTRIES FLAT!"

"HMM" SAYS THE PINK ONE. "WELL MY MISTRESS HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND, AND HAS NOT INTEREST IN ME ANYMORE!"

"THATS NO GOOD" REMARKED THE PURPLE VIBRATOR.

"YOU'D THINK WITH ALL THE ACTION, SHE'D STILL BE INTERESTED IN ME" says the PINK VIBRATOR, "I MEAN TO SAY WHO CAN SEND THAT CLIT OF HERS OFF TO PARADISE LIKE I CAN."

"DON'T KNOW" agrees the PURPLE VIBRATOR, "I GUESS ITS JUST NOT ENOUGH ACTION FOR HER, HUN"

"WELL, I'LL JUST SIT HERE IN HER DRAW AND WAIT, IM SURE SHE'LL GET THE URGE AGAIN, SOMETIME."

"ONE THING ABOUT US" says the PURPLE VIBRATOR.

"WE ARE ALWAYS AVAILABLE"
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR US TO CALL"
"ALWAYS GET THE JOB DONE"
"VERY CHEAP TO RUN"
"NEVER RUN OUT OF ENERGY"
"DON'T GIVE OUR MISTRESS A HARD TIME"
"ENHANCE ANY NOT SO GOOD PROSPECT"

"SO WHAT MORE COULD OUR MISTRESS WANT?"




rm_slushpuppy58 56M
5 posts
7/10/2006 1:28 am

Hey there sexy......Im coming to adelaide this thursday......wanna get a meal with me?????


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