BLONDIES AT IT AGAIN!  

BlondieEuro 52F
126 posts
7/20/2006 9:57 am

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8/7/2007 7:03 am

BLONDIES AT IT AGAIN!

EVER WONDER WHY A B C D E F ARE USED TO DEFINE BRA SIZES?

A ALMOST BOOBS

B BARLEY THERE

C CAN DO

D DAMN GOOD

E ENORMOUS

F FAKE

EVER WONDERED WHY YOUR GIRLFRIEND STARTED SMOKING?

SLOW DOWN AND US LUBRICANT!

A woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is undone. The woman kindly says "Excuse me sir but your barracks doors are open!"
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about, he continued shopping.
A few moments later another customer approached the man, and explained that his zipper was undone.
The man zipped up, and continued his shopping.
At the checkout, he ran into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.
He decides to play into her unusual comment, "Excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks doors were open, did you happen to see
a soldier standing at full attention?"
The woman responded by saying "No, all I saw was
a disabled vet sitting on two duffle bags!"


Hallarious!


SirMounts 102M

8/3/2006 9:37 am

BlondieEuro...
*laughing*
Yes, it's like closing the barn door after the calves have already gotten out. *winking*


BlondieEuro 52F

9/9/2006 10:36 am

Thanks for your comment johannes, well its only a joke, so it had no personal pun intended on my part. Enjoy Blondie XX


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