My fellow Americans...  

BlondAndBlueLuvv 52M
23 posts
4/20/2006 1:25 pm

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4/21/2007 2:32 pm

My fellow Americans...

My fellow Americans (you squirrelly foreigners can listen in too),
Our liberties are threatened on all sides. The very freedoms that we take for granted are in danger of being taken away. That is why I am announcing my candidacy for the Presidency. I am announcing well ahead of the pack as a show of how I do things. Quickly and unexpectedly.
What may surprise many is that I don't intend to stop with being the Commander-in-Chief of the US. No, I want it all.
The U.N. will be my Office for the Enforcement of Foreign Policy as I seize the globe in the name of Freedom. I will crush all opposition to my regime of Totalitarian Democratic Freedom. I will also free us from elections. My steel-toe boots of justice will rest firmly on the necks of all Freedom haters and nay-sayers.
Now I can see some of your eyes are getting wide with concern, and I say this: Don't worry about it. I'm not one to pick on any ethnic, religious, or lifestyle group. As long as you obey the Rules of Freedom laid out in my new Constitution (which I'm calling "Constitution II: Love Freedom Or Be Crushed Under Its Cold Steel Wheels!" - catchy, huh?), you'll have nothing to worry about.
My fellow Americans, I've figured out what all great world leaders have. Freedom isn't about 'freedom OF choice', it's about 'freedom FROM choice'. Let me assure you, I will be the Candidate of Freedom...

p.s. Vote BlondAndBlueLuvv - if you know what's good for you...

p.p.s. Freedom....

BlondAndBlueLuvv 52M
33 posts
4/20/2006 1:35 pm

"The most daring and promising candidate of a New World Order. Not that stupid old 'New World Order'. This one's way better..."
--The BlondAndBlueLuvv Times

"Freedom has never had a better advocate."
--Fox News

"We tremble and fear the great power and majesty of this charismatic and well-hung leader. Largely this is due to our hating Freedom."
--Freedom haters of the world

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
4/20/2006 2:18 pm

"You have brought me to my knees.
I just want that big cock!!"
-- LilJessicaSQuirt ..... squirrelly foreigner

a lil doubtfull about the validity of the Fox News quote tho

maybe i should post this great news accurately on my to date insignificant mere silly sexy squirter blog??

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

4/20/2006 2:58 pm

You got my vote and more.

Lady Bambi

BlondAndBlueLuvv 52M
33 posts
4/20/2006 3:20 pm

The Candidate responds:

"I accept your unconditional surrender. I assure you, the Throbbing Rod of Freedom will swing far and wide to end the Un-Freedom that Freedom Haters love.
Clearly, you are a woman who appreciates Freedom (even though you're a squirrelly foreigner!). I'm keeping my eye on you for the position of Governess of (whatever country you just surrendered for).
Since you question the validity of my news quotes, however, you will not be my new Press Secretary (on a side note, you're obviously not very familiar with Fox News).
Finally, I have seen your informative, and dare I say lavish, blog. I may reconsider the Press Secretary thing. I am fair-minded, after all. I think that's important when dispensing Freedom at gunpoint..."

BlondAndBlueLuvv 52M
33 posts
4/20/2006 3:33 pm

The Candidate responds again:

Yes dear, get your votes in while you can. Once I'm elected, we can dispense with the burden of that chore. I'll bring Freedom with such startling ferocity that you'll never need to elect anyone else again. All hail the Crushing Boot of Freedom!

p.s. Are you a squirrelly foreigner, too? If you guys could say what country you're surrendering for, it would make the accounting easier on this end. Thanks..."

BlondAndBlueLuvv 52M
33 posts
4/24/2006 4:44 pm

Breaking Newsbreak:

We take you live to BlondAndBlueLuvv Freedom Headquarters for a statement by Totalitarian Champion of Freedom BlondAndBlueLuvv...

"My fellow Americans, and soon to be Citizens of Freedom around the world, I bring good news.
In an effort to expedite the cause of Imposing Freedom on a global scale, I am announcing the formation of a new governmental body which will be known as the Imposition. It will be much like the Inquisition of old, but without all the questions. Hence, the Imposition's catch phrase will be "The Imposition: We're not asking...".
Freedom Haters and Un-Freedom lovers everywhere will be detained so that Freedom can be "explained" to them until they realize how wrong they were to oppose us.
Welcome the Imposition to your cities and towns. Even into your homes. Listening in on your phone calls. Watching, always watching. It is good that they will be watching over you, and after all, We're not asking..."

Dreamwoman2006 58F
32 posts
4/24/2006 11:46 pm

I think I might grow to really like you. Too bad that the very people who really need to understand your writings never will..... That is, if I have understood them correctly.... LOL!!

BlondAndBlueLuvv 52M
33 posts
4/25/2006 12:47 pm

More Breaking News, um, Breaking:

We take you live to BlondAndBlueLuvv Freedom Headquarters for another statement by Totalitarian Champion of Freedom BlondAndBlueLuvv...

"My fellow Americans and foreign squirrellies, the Big Ball of Freedom just keeps gaining momentum.
I am announcing that Dreamwoman2006 (which I understand IS her given name) has been appointed as head of the Ministry of Information. Contrary to popular belief, the Ministry is not a resource for acquiring information, but rather it is for 'dispensing' it. Any questions directed to the Ministry of Information will alert Imposition agents that you need to have Freedom 'explained' to you more thoroughly..."

Hail Freedom.

rm_SheBitesBack 36F

5/14/2006 1:26 pm

Oh great Totalitarian Candidate, I besech you to come to Southern California and preach you views, as we need The Imposition urgently here. The random ramblings of other candidates are shadowing the bigger picture of "true freedom".
We also need you to come up with an adecuate health care system, in wich the survival of the fittest is imperative.

BlondAndBlueLuvv 52M
33 posts
5/16/2006 1:10 pm

The bringer of Imperious Freedom responds:

"Dear SheBitesBack,
The entire world is in dire need of the stinging wrath of Freedom. Have no fear, my dear, the deafening roar of the Imposition's march will drown out the simpering whining of those so called "candidates". As those Un-Freedom loving Freedom Haters grovel before the visage of True Freedom, they will learn why health-care should have been higher on their list of priorities...

Hail Freedom"

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