Fireside Chat...  

BlondAndBlueLuvv 51M
23 posts
6/2/2006 12:40 pm

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8/14/2006 12:31 pm

Fireside Chat...

My fellow Americans (and those of you about to be annexed),
It is with a glad heart and beaming smile that I speak to you tonight.
The devastating steamroller of Freedom rolls over the ruins of all those who oppose us. We are victorious on all fronts. By what rationale do I stake these claims? Simple:
When lesser dictators have marched across national boundaries for whatever reasons, the U.N screams and sanctions and/or military threats are made.
To date, the U.N. hasn't even issued a formal statement about my Totalitarian Freedom campaign. Why? Clearly, they like what they see. This is wise, but irrelevant, as I have no intention of stopping anyway.
You see, unlike "Politicians", I don't respond to 'exit-polls', 'approval ratings', or 'constituent concerns'. These things lead to weak government-by-committee. I believe in a strong Government-by-Because-I-Said-So! I don't need polls to tell me what the people think, because the Imposition will tell THE PEOPLE what to think. This is much more efficient.
Corruption will also be a thing of the past. Since I alone will determine right and wrong, there is no chance of my being corrupt (as everything I do will be "right").
So revel in this time of transition into my Global Regime of Freedom. After all, it's not like you have a choice...

BlondAndBlueLuvv 51M
33 posts
6/2/2006 12:53 pm

"Proving once again why he's better than any other candidate: Because he said so!"
--The BlondAndBlueLuvv Times

"You'd have to be a fool to oppose him!"
--Fox News

"Please deliver us from our wretched existence and bring us an appropriately horrible and painful end for our defiance!"
--Un-Freedom loving Freedom Haters of the world

BlondAndBlueLuvv 51M
33 posts
6/2/2006 3:45 pm

The Imposition responds:

Canada's wisdom in this matter is exemplary. As our new 51st State, Her unconditional devotion to Freedom will coat the rest of the world in a maple-syrupy, sticky glaze. Who wouldn't want that?
Freedom haters, that's who. Yet, they will learn, or be ground into custard by the impending vice-grip of Freedom.
Learn from Canada, while there's still time. Because after all, We're not asking...

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