Busting My Cherry!  

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2/22/2006 6:56 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Busting My Cherry!

Captain's log. First entry. Star-date 2222006.

We seem to be entering some bizarre system populated by random sexual encounters and monstrous phalic shaped objects encased in some sort of... ... slippery orchid shaped sheathes.

Silly...

So being new to this odd manifestation of a dating/hook-up service, it already seems apparent that some of the photos look a little 'too good', as in done by a pro with lighting, make-up, and expensive cameras, not to mention the gorgeous model! WTF! Can't the proprietors of this site see some of this obvious abuse of their resource. Maybe I'm seeing things wrong, but I don't think so.

Anywho...

Sex. Sex is good. I like rimming. There, I said it. I'm a rimmer. Gotta be 'picnic on your butthole' clean, of course. Duh. But there is nothing quite like really turning a woman on by licking her ass. She certainly doesn't expect it (unless she's a really good girl!), but every thing is so close down there, you just know it feels good. Besides, if it was that bad I think gay men would bitch about it a whole lot more! Never heard one bitch about a good tossed salad ever. Not once. Ever. So an ass licker I be. There, the cat is out of the bag.

Next...

Pony girls! Pony play! Be my horsey! We'll win the Derby together! Then I'll feed you sugar cubes and wash and brush you. Stabled for the night, you'll sleep snug and sound.
Now let me just put your tail in.

And if love is a fist?.?.?.


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