Get A "RAZZA-FRAZZIN" Grip!  

Blackguy31 47M
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5/3/2006 8:00 pm

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5/4/2006 4:03 pm

Get A "RAZZA-FRAZZIN" Grip!


I get an email here from someone interested in me (profile name withheld):

"SO I SEE YOUR INTO PHYSICAL APPEARANCES FIRST RIGHT? SO IS IT SAFE TO SAY YOUR NOT ATTRACTED TO BIG WOMEN? BECAUSE I AM ONE..LET ME KNOW ..IF SO SORRY TO HAVE BOTHERED YOU.."

So, I respond:

"Who isn't? I have made acceptions in the past but, honestly, not many."

"Correct. Sorry. Technically, I'm a small guy (and I'm not talking about you know what). I barely weigh 130 lbs. I'm a "bean-pole" by most standards. I'd like to meet someone similar."

"Not a problem. It feels good to have a WOMAN respond for change. THANK YOU! Too many MEN out there who ignore reading my profile asking me to let them "suck" something... geesh!"

Now, if you've ever read any of my earlier ramblings you know that I've been really PISSED as of late about guys who don't read my profile and offer me "the best blowjob ever"! I finally get an email from a WOMAN and I'm ecstatic about it!

This is the response I get:

HEY ILL TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT IM NOT A DUDE!!!ASSHOLE DONT FLATTER YOURSELF YOU AINT ALL THAT!!

Wh... wha...where did I call her a "DUDE"?

Here I am, a fun-loving kinda guy, and I get this shit? Then she immediately blocks any messages from me. LOFL!

DOUBLE-EWE-TEE-EFF!

Appearantly, my jovial sense of humor doesn't translate in text form. Here I am trying to be honest since she was honest to me about herself.

Lastly, she has on her profile (which is beginning to be a cliche to me) "LOOKING FOR STRAIGHT MEN WITH NO DRAMA!..."

Maybe, if you, unknowingly, say the WRONG thing at the RIGHT time she'll provide all the "DRAMA" you can get.

...geesh!

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