So Soft and Squishy  

BigandSexy3668 48F
54 posts
5/26/2006 11:26 am

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5/27/2006 6:15 pm

So Soft and Squishy

Well everyone here's anpother weekend I hope everyone will be with that special someone at least I hope I Ok it's liike this I need sex it's been a loong time and he's just going to have to give it Well I found this story I thought you guys woulld enjoy.... P.S. Don't try this at home... go to a Pumpkin

So Soft & Squishy

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.

"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there as no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't", he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.

Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need".

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'"

He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin!? Damn... is it midnight already?"

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/26/2006 12:08 pm

now .... THAT is funny !!!!!!


UB6IB9_39 50M
19 posts
5/26/2006 5:51 pm

LMAO... too funny. I never tried a pumpkin before... lol
Have a great weekend and hope you get lucky!

BigandSexy3668 48F

5/26/2006 10:03 pm

Well J you know me girl I can never reveal my

woody234691 66M
14 posts
5/27/2006 5:00 am

big are you ready to go to the river yet

BigandSexy3668 48F

5/27/2006 11:22 am

you are not getting me to go to the river with you

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