Redneck Ghosts  

BigandSexy3668 49F
54 posts
6/29/2006 9:29 am

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7/4/2006 8:22 am

Redneck Ghosts

A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium the professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?!? Shiiiiiit..... From way back there I thought you said "goats."

rm_marneman1988 47M
166 posts
7/2/2006 3:15 pm

That is soooooo wrong...but I am still gonna laugh my ass off at it!

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