Hey All WASSUP?  

BigandSexy3668 48F
54 posts
4/13/2006 9:33 am

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5/7/2006 8:02 pm

Hey All WASSUP?

Great Day Today Ain't It..(dont you like my missouri grammar?)
This was too funny so I thought I'd share with ya'll


Catholic School Girls

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all
perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past
St. Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any
contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once
touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter
says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine have you
ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant
but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter
says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through
the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls;
one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she
reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Molly! What seems to
be the rush?"

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."



rm_just_me63901 43M
122 posts
4/13/2006 7:10 pm

lol That was fucked up, but funny.


smartmostdays2 57M

4/17/2006 12:10 pm

lol that was so funny !!damn good job !!!!!hey big and sexy you sound like you are one hell of a fun person to be with !!!!gary


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