An Ode to a Fleshlight  

BigBoobLuver23 44M
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2/27/2006 10:03 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

An Ode to a Fleshlight

I think its plain for all to see,
that my Fleshlight has become somewhat dear to me.

I use it when I may,
to release the fluids blocking the way.

Tis true that 'she' never says 'No',
and is certainly better than screwing some diseased ridden 'ho.

Life was more complex way back then,
cause my girlfriend at the time wouldn't give in.

She said I had to lose weight to gain her sex,
like I'm some dumb schmuck that owns a Bo-Flex.

So I plopped down my dough on a 'Pussy in a Can',
and can now masturbate thrice daily if I plan.



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