Dildos & fisting  

Benthechef 48M
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11/9/2005 10:30 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dildos & fisting


9.xi.05

Wahey! That got your attention. Sorry, it's not really about dildos or fisting, but they do get a mention later.
Cheap trick.
Won't do it again.

Meanwhile...back in the country, we join our not-so-intrepid virgin.

So, where are all the lovelies?

It seems that some lesbian cyber-orgy is taking place somewhere out there... I catch glimpses of stockinged leg, of proffered bosom, but where are they???

Also, I'm not too sure on 'form'. It seems only reasonable to address a prospective lover with politeness and respect...'Hello! You new to this? Hey! I love Casablanca too!..'
...but if one's intended advertises with a banner photo of a wet minge..?

Do I reply 'wow - what a stunning twat! ...and what imaginative and creative use of an aubergine(eggplant to those of you stateside)! Can I wear your panties and lick your bum?'

Hmm - it's all a bit abrupt for me.

And that's just it... maybe the gentle touch is way too retro these days? Perhaps these really are the noughties, where audacity and brazen scat are the new poetry and flowers?

DILDOS AND FISTING, NOT ROSES AND CHOCOLATES!
Is this the new mating cry of the new huntress?

Oh, and what about the background of the photos?!!! Some truly shocking interior revelations - swirly carpets, truly excruciating wallpaper, framed Athena (cheap 80s poster chain) monstrosities, illustrated, large print, self-help manuals, etc!!!
I think we should start a shocking background forum.

I say 'we', but evidence would suggest it's just me out here. Talking to HAL.

Och well. I leave you with a scottish evening scene.

Cheerio

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