Sick Humor  

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F
1008 posts
4/13/2006 9:02 pm

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6/6/2006 12:22 am

Sick Humor

It's her fault sweetbabydee07 sweetbabydee07. She started it!

A guy is in a serious motorcycle accident and is rushed to the hospital. His wife comes to the emergency room and waits. Three hours later the doctor emerges. He’s splattered with blood and looks very somber. He walks up to the wife:

“Madam, your husband survived the accident, but unfortunately the side effects were devastating. He is a complete vegetable. You will have to bed-feed him, wash him, clean him, change his bed pans and so forth, for the rest of his life. He will never be able to speak to you and will never regain consciousness. I am so sorry ma’am.”

The wife starts to shake uncontrollably and cry hysterically. After a few minutes and a shot, she calms down a bit, and just sobs.

The doctor removes his mask, slaps her on the shoulder, grins and says, “Ha ha! I’m just fuckin’ with ya! He’s dead.”

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
4/14/2006 3:16 am

Benefits dear lord that was bad.

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/15/2006 10:07 am:
I know, I know.. But admit it I bet you laughed!

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
4/14/2006 7:53 am


BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/15/2006 10:07 am:
Well at least she won't have to cook for him...

Allsleeky 35F

4/14/2006 2:06 pm

I don't know if I should feel sorry for the dead or for the wife!

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/15/2006 10:08 am:
All well we all gotta go sometime gorgeous!

runzwithknives 59F

4/14/2006 3:56 pm

Baaaddd, and sick, G.

Heh, heh, I thought still had pussy in the house to keep you occupied.


BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/15/2006 10:09 am:
Heh heh can ya top it? Pussy is still here lol

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
4/14/2006 3:58 pm

LMOAO. I loved it

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/15/2006 10:09 am:
Thanks JC.

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
4/14/2006 9:43 pm

*giggle* i love your sick twisted side

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/15/2006 10:10 am:
thanks slippyjo. Miss ya!

saddletrampsk 54F

4/14/2006 10:07 pm

That is sick and twisted..just the way I like it..

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/15/2006 10:10 am:
Ha I bet! You forgot hard..

runzwithknives 59F

4/15/2006 10:47 am

Never, LMOA. Just can't get the punch lines right even on the worst ones. Heh heh, sick and twisted is always good, G.

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/16/2006 9:22 pm:
Bummer! Maybe you should write them in a blog instead.

shychurchmouse 49F
239 posts
4/15/2006 11:50 am

Benefits well of course I laughed but it was still sick and twisted and you think I need a spanking hmmmm.

BenefitsFriend69 replies on 4/16/2006 9:23 pm:
Well you know what they say Mouse. Bad girls get spanked...

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