How Do You Call Your Penis?  

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F
1008 posts
9/8/2005 10:05 am

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How Do You Call Your Penis?

Ever see the Man Show episode where they’re driving around town filming conversations with guys about what their lovers called their penises? Pretty funny stuff. Here are some I’ve been lucky enough to have:

Grande (my favorite)
Big Bully
Reverse Oreo (Rev for short)
Big Willy (my middle name’s William)

My buddy "K" who’s black had a girlfriend who called his Chocolate Lab. Whole new meaning to the term “doggie style” I’d guess..

Would love to hear more!

ruready4adark1 56M

9/8/2005 5:01 pm

Hmmm... I haven't had too many of these names cause their mouth's were usually too full of penis to speak. The only ones I remember are:

Put That Thing Away (she said this a lot when her mouth wasn't full)
HBI (Hot Beef Injection)
Meat Stick

I'm such a crude fucker, aren't I?!

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/8/2005 6:31 pm

Lord...*rolls eyes* men!
why you gotta name your dick? does it ever go places without you? does it get lost & you have to ask strangers "have you seen my penis? he answers to the name fred?" your case, I'm thinkin you often ask "have you seen my penis?"

if it does get lost will we all get to see it on a milk carton?
SJ * feeling very random today*

Barbiebunny69 43F

9/8/2005 10:14 pm

lol they name it like a pet.. u never hear of it named stan or something...

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/9/2005 5:51 am

Hey shavedcarol, I call mine "shavedBF69" lol! Actually I never had a pet name of my own, same problem as ru mentions.

ru: Yes you are a crude fucker. The cliche "takes one to know one" comes to mind.

sj: I think I speak for most men when I say that my dick has a mind of its own. Or like Robin Williams says, God gave us two heads and only enough blood to fit in one at a time. So when the blood's there, well, it's a fully functional life-breathing organism. So I think a name's appropriate. I recall something about a "coochie" in your blog?. And it's more "would you like to see my penis" as opposed to "have you seen my penis." .

Short: Don't encourage sj, she's an evil geek I tell you!

Bunz: What about Dick, Peter, and the Johnson? LOL

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/9/2005 10:21 am

SHORT! I do funny! I am indeed an evil geek, but what BF doesnt seem to understand, this would be a good reason to encourage me...evil in a woman is always a GOOD thing

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
9/9/2005 10:24 pm

You say you would like to near more[penie names] which insinuates your need for an exhibit.
Judging from the list of examples, I suggest "Jesus"

Barbiebunny69 43F

9/10/2005 1:56 pm

Dick doesnt count.. thats naming the obvious and who'd really name a kid dick?

Peter..tellme..have u heard any guy call it Peter? Ure kiddin..

Johnson.. see peter.. not officially name it that just a "yo i got my johnson wet" but not officially johnson....

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
9/11/2005 2:00 am

Hello...This post is to remind you about the Blogger's Convention scheduled October 21,22,23 and set for the ChicagoLand area(Bolingbrook--a suburb)

It is a chance for you to meet the folk that you have been reading, commenting, and chatting with. Before we go any further, this is NOT a giant sex orgy but a chance to interact with your new found blogging friends face-to-face.

The opening night festivities are still in the planning stage.(I need to have an actual head count on that before I can proceed and make commitments to the banquet facility. But in the plans are a Masked Ball--expected to be a lavish formal affair)

The 46 Zone Party will be held on the evening of the 22nd at the 46 Zone bar attached to the Ditka Dome(enclosed sports dome facility with an indoor driving range) Typically the bar has a live band on Saturday nights (no cover charge to date) The food and drink costs there are reasonable and one can imbibe for about twenty bucks.

There will be an "after" party on the 21st after the Masked Ball; and a "before" and "after" party on the 22nd in the hospitality suite at the hotel to continue on with the festivities. These parties will have food and alcohol/soft beverages and will be bought in bottle form with appetizer platters from local stores. The bar in the hospitality suite would be a serve yourself type of set-up.

The hotel is new and nicely furnished. Complimentary breakfasts are included with the room; the hotel has a pool, workout facility, complimentary wi-fi service, in-room coffee makers, mini refrigerators, iron & ironing board, and laptrays to support your laptops. There is a complimentary coffee bar located off the lobby area which is available 24 hours for a selection of coffees, teas, and hot chocolate. Hotel rates are reasonable and information can be found at Convention Information Pictures of the hotel and its rooms are also available for you to see.

In the works is a photo session opportunity as well as some classes/demos.

If you have not already done so, you are also invited to join bloggers of this friendly site The group was designed to address the technical aspects of blogging, but has metamorphosized into something much more--a "family" of bloggers...many of who will be attending the upcoming Convention.

Thank you for your time and I hope to meet you in person.


BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/11/2005 12:59 pm

mz-LOL! Did it live up to its name?

JayR: thanks for the idea. What do we do with Mary and Joseph tho?

Bunz: One of my brothers is named Richard. When he was a kid growing up, my parents (and everyone else) called him Dick, after my mom's brother. Dick was a common name in their generation. When he hit grade school, and the kids started teasing him (hey Dick, how's your Dick?) he started breaking noses.. They stopped. Poor kid, what a cruel thing to do.

Payful, thanks for the invite, had no idea this was shakin' down..

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/11/2005 1:00 pm

Short: Scratch that last remark from the records. let's give sj all the encouragement we can..

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/15/2005 10:59 am

I usually call him with a telephone.....seems to work.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/15/2005 11:57 am

Yagotta: In England they call the telephone the "telling bone" in cockney rhyming slang. Coincidence??

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/16/2005 10:59 am

coincidence...never...I know stuff I didn't even know I knew......!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/16/2005 12:46 pm

Well anyone who knows what a Natalie Merchant song means has my attention!

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/18/2005 12:58 pm

By the same token, anyone who goes to a James Taylor concert has MY attention!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/18/2005 12:59 pm

well, the big penis thing helps, as well.....

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/19/2005 1:36 pm

Hey yagotta, have you seen my network pics lately? My penis size has doubled, thanks to slippyjo!

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