Hey Ladies! Check Out My New Profile!!!  

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F
1008 posts
12/7/2005 5:52 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hey Ladies! Check Out My New Profile!!!

BF69’s New Profile

I’m turning mine off soon and just blogging (and watching webcams till my bread runs out). Before I do, I wanna have some fun. I’m thinking something along these lines for my new profile. This is NOT meant as slam to the awesome people here in blog land. This is triple reverse psychology humor.

46 year old Man in Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
Looking For: Women for 1-on-1 sex

Profile for BenefitsFriend69


Okay all you women out there! I just can’t keep up with your emails! I know there are 30 of you horny women on this site for every hot sexy guy like me. Yes the odds are in my favor, so I can be picky! If you don’t like it move on!


DO NOT SEND ME PICTURE OF YOUR ERECT PUSSY, I KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE, YOU WILL BE DELETED! But you MUST send me pictures of your FACE and something sexy without your erect pussy sticking out or you will be deleted. DO NOT ASK ME FOR PICTURES, I WILL NOT SEND THEM AND YOU WILL BE DELETED!

I DO NOT ACCEPT NETWORK INVITES OR UNSOLICITED IM CHATS! I get hundreds of these a day. LEAVE ME ALONE UNLESS I TELL YOU NOT TO! I am not a paying member so you MUST give me a way to contact you. If I am interested in you I will write back otherwise leave me the hell alone!

Don’t send me stupid ass emails saying how great of a cock sucker you are. You will be deleted. Age doesn’t matter but you MUST BE between the ages of 18 and 22 or you will be deleted.

I am NOT interested in women flying in from out of town who just wanna fuck me and leave. I am no whore. I want something in between a one night stand and an LTR. A friend with benefits (LOL couldn’t resist). You must romance me, wine me, dine me, treat me like a man, then fuck my brains out. Yes I have a penis and yes I love sex but that doesn’t mean I’ll have it with you just because you have a pussy! Get a clue dumbass!

Oh by the way I’m married. My wife may or may not join in. You must be able to perform in front of her or you will be deleted!


Ideal Person: You MUST BE a one-man woman, NO PLAYERS! I don't want somebody who has been all over town! You MUST be between the ages of 18 and 22, I don’t wanna fuck my mother, duh get a clue dumbass! No exceptions! You must be open minded, have a great sense of humor, and pay for everything (remember I am NOT a whore!). You must be bisexual, and look like a Victoria's Secret model. You must suck my wife’s pussy while I watch, then fuck me while she watches and she eats the cream pie. . If not you will be deleted.

kats60 56F

12/7/2005 7:19 pm

oh brother!...kat

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/7/2005 10:18 pm

crap..i dont qualify anymore

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

12/8/2005 10:08 pm

heh heh sorry Kat, sometimes ya just can't help it..

sj: when did you turn 23 sweetheart?

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/8/2005 10:16 pm

neither do I...sniff

Its good to be...ME

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

12/9/2005 6:17 am

Exceptions: Caped Crusaders, bunny rabbits, soft pillows and cabanay boy employers who provide good benefits. (hop hop)

digdug41 49M

12/9/2005 7:26 pm

rofl good one bf

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
12/10/2005 5:27 am

Yep, like it a lot! So now you obviously know what crappy things we have to put up with...

If nothing else your new profile will give all the women the idea that you know what they go through and give them a giggle!!

Frangi x

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

12/10/2005 10:10 am

digdug: thanks my friend. Hope you're digging out of the snow! My daughter goes to NYU in Manhattan, she's loving it.

fran: Exactly, that's one of the sarcasm layers I tried to get across. See Advice to Guys on AFF from a Guy: Women Rule, Deal with It for things I was trying to tell men on A F F. Thanks for stopping by.

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

12/11/2005 10:40 pm

Heh heh thanks Candy. In addition to exceptions for super hero bunny rabbits and anyone named slippy jo, I also make exceptions for anyone wearing sexy lingere in their picture..

Merry Christmas to you too! Stay warm and have fun. And don't do anything I wouldn't do (if you do name it after me ok?).

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

12/13/2005 9:10 pm

wtrsong (J lol ) - no problem, exceptions for nice lingerie..

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