Funny LIBRA horoscope for today....  

Beckoning_BBW 39F
6/2/2006 7:39 am
Funny LIBRA horoscope for today....

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.

If you are a male, you are probably QUEER.

Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil.

Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease

(um, do i *really* want to admit i am a libra?)

Happy Friday

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iluvjbsinaz 55M

6/2/2006 8:35 am


Dowd3 42M

6/2/2006 8:44 am

I'm a Libra. I am NOT queer. I'm making more money than I ever have before in my life, and it still isn't enough. So chances are there is some truth there.

I'm going to die of venereal disease? I hope not. I'd be all cross when I went to heaven and wouldn't enjoy it.

And last, If all Libra women are whores, then they must be avoiding me. They'll have to work harder if I'm to die of VD.

So far as I can tell, most Libra men are doomed to be nice guys. Terrible shame that they have no chance of getting laid. "You're a nice guy but_____," plagues my memory a thousandfold from a score of women. Such men die of blue-balls not VD. Such men die dusty and neglected or abused and broken. Don't tell me the Libra sisterhood shares this fate. That would be unjust.

Libra horoscope for the remainder of life: You shall seek balance, and find none. You will be fair to others while they cheat and steal from you. You will love deeply and be alienated for it. You will also love passionately and be rejected out of hand. You will be helpful to the selfish and needy alike, and be rebuked when you ask for help in return. You will hope and be called hopeless. You will care and be called selfish. You will engage the attention of everyone long enough for them to find fault in you, and then be hurt when they imagine their own vices in you. You will work hard and be branded a slave by lesser talents. You will be polite and suffer the consequences. You will be artistic and live with your worst critics. In short, you will suffer for your better nature since all the other signs of the Zodiac can't stand a smart-ass.

But you will do all this and more in the certainty that the world is a better place for it.

I liked this post. Write more of them so you can pick me apart.

Take care

vrec_dawn 39M

6/2/2006 4:29 pm


I'd ask where the heck you got a horoscope like that, but chances are if it's on the internet you can't say anyway because AdultFriendFinder will duct-tape your mouth and spank you. I'd dare say to call that a horrorscope though. That's mean.

Of course it's also only the sun sign, so meh. Never accurate anyway. The real stuff is charting the whole shebang.

nething4me2 50F
229 posts
6/17/2006 11:47 am

I'm a Libra, too...hard to admit. I keep waiting for you to say you're free for coffee. Having read about your husband and how you feel about sex with him we have a lot to talk about, girlfriend, as that is EXACTLY how it is in my house, too. Hope to hear from you soon.


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