25 signs you have grown up !!!!!!!!  

BashfulBriana 47F
12 posts
1/27/2006 7:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

25 signs you have grown up !!!!!!!!


25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP



1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo!
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid,
not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't
apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

nightnsa 48M  
415 posts
1/27/2006 9:32 am

i hate to say it but i identify with all of those


rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
1/27/2006 9:35 am

Interesting post, thanks, I enjoyed it. looking at your pic however I don't think you have anything to be bashful about...Lookin mighty fine to me. Hope you enjoy Bloggin...I'll be back to check out your future posts......................best wishes


rm_Huskerdude83 58M

1/27/2006 9:46 am

this list is just too true, I read the entire list and redsally likes the last line


wired4oral 54F

1/28/2006 7:19 am

I guess I still have some growing up to do, only about half apply to me.lol. Inner voice of a kid and body of an old lady.lol. Thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed it.


stuckinks5 43M
169 posts
2/1/2006 3:17 am

Thanks for the bout of depression...j/k...so true good post


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