The Answer to Life, The Universe And Everything...  

BaronessK 52F
1646 posts
7/15/2006 6:56 am

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The Answer to Life, The Universe And Everything...

...is 42. {HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy...if you understand this, I have no need to explain; if you do not understand this, I have not enough words to make you understand it! }

I had 3 messages on my answering machine today; one was saved from earlier in the day {I appreciate it, Wild}; the other 2 were from J {wondering aloud if he had the right date, not having talked to me in quite a while} and from KW {but not his brother, who I have talked to quite a bit lately, so understandable absence}. Oh, by the way...'today' in Baroness' definition...is a waking period of time. So, since I have not been to sleep yet, it is still Friday although it is actually in 'normal' time for the rest of the world in general almost 7 in the morning of the 15th/Saturday. Anyway, they were all calling to wish me a Happy Birthday and all that.

I have been roaming Blogland, catching up first on any comments to my posts; yes, I still feel the 'need' to answer each and every one. I don't get a 'lot', but I do get quite a few some days...and I feel my appreciation must be in the form of a single, directed comment back {even if the poster never thinks to come back to see it}. That's fine...I talk to myself a lot anyway {having the answers for what I'm asking myself, of course, so I am a 'genius', yes? }. Lately the site is not accepting posts or responses unless I send them a couple or so times, so it is time consuming {but it will NOT 'win' with ME! }

This will be my 113th post according to my 'stats'. I have received 676 comments in total for the time I have been blogging {with 171 in the last 30 days}. My first blog posting was on April 20, 2006; I talk...and write...a lot. The majority of my posts have been...hmmmm...'wordy'! I f'amble {f'n ramble}; I try to keep the fambling down to my own blog but sometimes {longish usually but even short} on others' blogs which has still caused me to have 1115 postings in total to date. My personal postings on my blog, not the comments but actual postings/topics would equal a normal person's postings at a ratio to...4-10 to my one! I segue gooood!

My first poster was Fucktard Spammer unlimitedsexmale in [post 317586] on April 21, 2006. {Not my second post, but I jumped in running...typing...on the blogs! } I left his comments up because I...hmmmm...'tore him a new one'?! He was the 'inspiration' for my first commented rant other than my blog postings. It went like this, "BTW (I don't know why it's there, by/beside the 'way', but the thought is...probably cootie control)...I am not responsible for any thoughts, motives (clear or ulterior or otherwise murky, etcetera) that is posted on this blog that are not mine. I also do not slam, harass, annoy, ridicule, or so forth anyone in any way for making any comment they wish to make -- no matter how stupid, asinine, ridiculous, petty, etcetera, that said comment may be. Nor am I responsible for their spelling, punctuation, coherency, or lucidity (or lack thereof) of those."

"That being said, let me slightly rephrase part of it to make it crystal clear as possible -- I do not do anything to anyone on this blog that I wouldn't do to them elsewhere on this blog, other blogs, other parts of the sites including the forums, anywhere else on the net, or in person. I am a natural born smart-ass, and I am very quick (and according to some, deadly) with it. Stay out of the line of fire. Now, being that it is my blog, it isn't really fair that I should get to make a comment AND a post about what {someone} wrote; but I always repeat that I assert that Life is NOT fair (so deal with it)."

My first real poster was dankos2069, who has since changed his handle due to stalker problems {NO, NOT ME! }; he still comments now and then on my blog, under his new handle. The post was [post 319504] on April 22, 2006. , Babe, ya the bestest! The first blog I ever commented on was TDA1's; the second was hover's, which I found through a 'local' club...and where I found that J had been spending his time at, during our then sabbatical. I was commenting on dankos' blog by the 23rd of April. I have 39 blogs on my 'watched' list {even after 'weeding' through it a few times, since I seem to add another here and there now and then}. If I absolutely have extemely limited time, I will actually 'skip' MzHuny's for a bit...but only because I know that 'later' there will be tons of comments to go along with her post, and so I need not post a comment most times! The less I feel the 'need' to comment on someone else's blog, the more time I have for reading all the blogs in my list and whatever else catches my eye!

The main ones that I look to see updated are {in no particular order, as they are my 'core' reading} WildOats19622, intierzha, ComplexlySimple, funintheday2006, [blog YukonPaul], Lioness860, and a couple of others. Of course I usually read through my entire list, but the main ones I just talked about is because it seems like I have a 'conversation' going with them; also, there are about 3 or so which I recently only added/found, so only time will tell if they can stand me! Basically, if I comment a lot then I must be reading a lot {in the majority of cases}. If I comment on a more or less regular basis, I probably have that person on my watched list {like Punt}.

Now, according to that 'stat' thingy that someone directed me to, I am currently {all stats are as of when I'm looking them up, right now} on page 5 of everyone, about middle way on that page. Hmmmm. I'm FOURTH in my area of Northern AL {behind absolutelynormal, clitalicious67, and curvymeli}; in my little pond of Florence/Decatur AL area, of course I am #1! Next to me, there, is hover! Hey, hun! } Which goes to prove...people who are bored enough will read anything! {Yes, I'm talking about that in relation to MY blog postings, and no one else's! }

Now, what the hell was I getting at? Was it the Answer to Life, The Universe And Everything? Nahhhh.... I think I was going into a segue about changing my entrance to the blog; I need an index {with links, to pictures and topics, in some sort of order...I think! } But it won't be tonight/this morning, because it's headed toward 9 in the morning now...because I got side-tracked in writing this, finding a couple of new blogs, posting some responses...in other words, the usual!

I thank everyone that posted birthday wishes, or ever posted anything {well, except for the fucktard I was talking about, and fucktards that email me! }. I'll work on the 'Comment Whore This!' chapter for the Baroness' Book of Blowjobs {etcetera} when I get the chance {soon}. Other than that...let's see.... I woke up breathing this morning...well, afternoon...and I didn't have to figure out how to hide any RL fucktards' bodies...so I'm figuring it was at least an 'okay' day! How was your day? How have YOU been? {See, it isn't ALWAYS about 'me'...except that *I* am the one asking you how you are so that *I* will know, on MY blog.... Hmmmm, maybe I ought to finish up before I confuse or whatever myself or something...?

Time to get some sleep; tomorrow {when I wake up, go to work, then get back home again} I will be working on updating/indexing, and probably checking a few things out in my older blogs. Unless I get the chance to get laid...then y'all are S.O.L., naturally! Actually, I don't particularly want to get laid; sure, that would be great, but I really crave...'eating an ice cream'...'sucking a golf ball through a hose'...'nibbling a banana'.... 'Nite, all....



skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
7/15/2006 1:15 pm

_____I'm still waiting for the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Actually I'd settle for the purpose of life (mine, in particular)


BaronessK 52F

7/15/2006 2:28 pm

    Quoting skyking412004:
    _____I'm still waiting for the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Actually I'd settle for the purpose of life (mine, in particular)
I told you...the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is..."42". HHGTTG said so, ya know. 'Purpose', however...*gazing into the future haze"...is to amuse ME! Hey, now, that's not such a bad purpose! Think about it...I am oversexed, underutilized, come with multiple personalities {all of which stay horny and have oral fascinations but none of which get PMS and all of which hate to shop...and we all like to clean and do DIY and yard work}...and we all think YOU are just cute as wittle buggie on a ruggie!

Hmmmm, one of us is wanting to be serious {while noting that I was being serious already} -- I see you as a teacher, and a student of Life...and with your travels you will teach and learn much...but only when you clear your mind will your path become clearer {for you already know, have an idea about 'it all', but you have hesitated for so long, and have let yourself get so distracted by 'other things', that you have almost left it too late to make the greater impact that you are able}.

I personally see our lives as a dream catcher...weaving through a central theme, interconnected to other people and other things -- and in the center there is a doorway, a centering of light and hope, within multiple pathways, possible choices, within a support or boundaries...that we yet can pass outward from in a spiritual way while we are earthbound.

Think about what is important, and quit over-thinking things that don't really matter; look for chances, repeat chances, byways in life's paths....

Now, it's time for me to go to work; according to my horoscope it should be a doozy! {No, I don't pay attention to them, other than for the 'make fun of' factor.} Oh, and if you're waiting for pictures...you should email me or hit me on messenger!


intierzha 43M

7/15/2006 4:52 pm

What do you get when you multiply 6 times 9?

Good enough for me... now headed to the 'Restaurant'

C.


puntachueca 105M

7/15/2006 8:49 pm

Happy Birthday.


brute472 74M
3480 posts
7/16/2006 2:50 am

I don't get a lot of posts on my blog but I appreciate them when I do and try to comment back to them all.
I have to admit you do have a way with words that keep the reader interested.


BaronessK 52F

7/16/2006 3:00 am

    Quoting intierzha:
    What do you get when you multiply 6 times 9?

    Good enough for me... now headed to the 'Restaurant'

    C.
Depends on who you ask...{in depressed voice} but they'll never get it right...they never do....

You going via Starship Improbability...take me, take me...I will behave...badly, goodly badly, whatever hun!


brute472 74M
3480 posts
7/16/2006 3:18 am

PS I really liked the blog on cats, dogs and squirrells and see through clothing.


BaronessK 52F

7/16/2006 3:23 am

    Quoting intierzha:
    What do you get when you multiply 6 times 9?

    Good enough for me... now headed to the 'Restaurant'

    C.
Depends on who you ask...{in depressed voice} but they'll never get it right...they never do....

You going via Starship Improbability...then take me, take me...I will behave...badly, goodly badly, whatever hun!


BaronessK 52F

7/16/2006 3:30 am

Happy Birthday, again, back to you, Pun!


BaronessK 52F

7/16/2006 3:33 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I just had some ice cream and I still want some..damn..nite sista{=}.
Tell me about it, girl...ain't it just...so...sucky? Oh, btw...my nephew saw your picture...and he says you look like you are about 30 something! I told him you had great tits, too!


BaronessK 52F

7/16/2006 3:39 am

    Quoting brute472:
    I don't get a lot of posts on my blog but I appreciate them when I do and try to comment back to them all.
    I have to admit you do have a way with words that keep the reader interested.
I somehow missed reading your blog, so I went there tonight...and in a way I can see how...and it's because the writing does so much hit home, but your home...I guess that's what I'm trying to say! It's so very personal, and individual; it's almost as if I were an intruder if I posted. Then again, I don't have enough time to finish them all tonight, so I will get back with you, I promise.

My 'way with words' is "Blind them with Brilliance or Dazzle them with Bullshit."

I had almost forgotten about the squirrel post! You remember the old saying about "Beware what you ask for...because you might just get exactly that."? Well, I live a 'weird' life...but it's never really boring!


MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
7/16/2006 5:28 pm

Lessee... OK, I've got my towel, complete with nutrient-enriched protien patches. I'm good to go!

(The laundromat might be a fine first stop...)

Ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast shovel, Multi-Chromatic Fear-O-Sensematic shades, and HHG. Check, check, and Albanian. Now then, where'd I put that electronic thumb..?

I like your attitude, and am in complete agreement with your concept of Blogging etiquette. Just sorry it's taken this long to've segued over here. I'm likewise a fan of the stream-of-consciousness style, not too surprising, I suppose, as I live where those little two-wheeled scooters are manufactured...

Looking forward to returning when time allows, but for now, 345 in the AM's not getting here any later!

The Earl of BLT

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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Djeeper1987 47M

7/16/2006 5:50 pm

Thats why everytime I get a jersey from my fav team down with my last name on it and include 42.



Carpe Diem


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/16/2006 9:51 pm

Brain the size of a planet, do you want me to stick my head in a pail of water?

I don't worry about SEP's either.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/16/2006 10:56 pm

    Quoting MisterPriapus:
    Lessee... OK, I've got my towel, complete with nutrient-enriched protien patches. I'm good to go!

    (The laundromat might be a fine first stop...)

    Ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast shovel, Multi-Chromatic Fear-O-Sensematic shades, and HHG. Check, check, and Albanian. Now then, where'd I put that electronic thumb..?

    I like your attitude, and am in complete agreement with your concept of Blogging etiquette. Just sorry it's taken this long to've segued over here. I'm likewise a fan of the stream-of-consciousness style, not too surprising, I suppose, as I live where those little two-wheeled scooters are manufactured...

    Looking forward to returning when time allows, but for now, 345 in the AM's not getting here any later!

    The Earl of BLT

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So, we're all set, Priapus? "Everyone who is boarding the Starship Titanic please take your assigned spots. This is the maiden cyber voyage, testing out the Improbability Drive."

And with the Baroness and an Earl on board...there's not much that isn't probable! {Odd thing about all that...it made perfect sense to me when the plant thought, "Oh, no; not again."}


BaronessK 52F

7/16/2006 11:54 pm

    Quoting Djeeper1987:
    Thats why everytime I get a jersey from my fav team down with my last name on it and include 42.


Jeepers, seriously...I figure any shirt YOU would get would have a 'FUCK ME' type message on it!


BaronessK 52F

7/17/2006 12:06 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    Brain the size of a planet, do you want me to stick my head in a pail of water?

    I don't worry about SEP's either.

    Wild
Ah, shite! {I forgot...what's 'SEP'? Damn it, it's screwing with my Geek Goddess title, TELL ME! }


BadAssBlonde1 56F
4989 posts
7/17/2006 1:12 am

LOL @ Talking to yourself all the time. That must be what is keeping you sane! LOL ... Enjoy reading your post. You like to laugh alot and I find that so essential to life.

Lady Hunter / BAB

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


daighi 49M
1449 posts
7/17/2006 1:14 am

Hi BK,great post again as always! I just wanted to let you know also that i have replied to ALL your comments in my blog,so you can read them at your leisure.

Thank you again for visiting my blog & commenting.I love reading your blog,i find it a great read & very entertaining.You have a wonderful sense of humour,which i love in a woman.

Keep up the good work!

Hugs,

D. XXX

"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


BadAssBlonde1 56F
4989 posts
7/17/2006 1:17 am

It certainly looks like you got alot on your plate. However not too much that you can't handle.

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


BaronessK 52F

7/17/2006 2:46 am

    Quoting BadAssBlonde1:
    LOL @ Talking to yourself all the time. That must be what is keeping you sane! LOL ... Enjoy reading your post. You like to laugh alot and I find that so essential to life.

    Lady Hunter / BAB
I totally RESENT the {WRONG} implication that *I* am 'SANE', damn it!

Oh, we definitely have to do that {laugh} -- my second husband died while we were married {ever so briefly}, one SO 'jilted me for Jesus' {and ya can't bitch about the son of God when you're entire family/older ones are religious fanatics cuz then ya gotta slap em silly and well.... }, and...well, I find laugh lines incredibly sexy on a guy...goes to show maturity and ability to take life in the right way...because no one gets out of it alive, anyway....


BaronessK 52F

7/17/2006 3:06 am

    Quoting daighi:
    Hi BK,great post again as always! I just wanted to let you know also that i have replied to ALL your comments in my blog,so you can read them at your leisure.

    Thank you again for visiting my blog & commenting.I love reading your blog,i find it a great read & very entertaining.You have a wonderful sense of humour,which i love in a woman.

    Keep up the good work!

    Hugs,

    D. XXX
Now, daighi, ya 'sucking up', by posting more than once? Hmmmm...that's SUPPOSED to be a 'bad' thing...right? You're cute, ya know that? Oh, speaking of 'sucking up'...I joined your group...of course! {I was writing this comment when I went back to check your responses to my comments on your blog...and I told you there, that I had already signed up before you mentioned it! }

I am enjoying reading your blog; I do most of my 'back reading' {when I first find a blog} on my off days, but they're coming!

So, we're basically saying to each other...you do me and I'll do you?


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/17/2006 3:14 am

Fourth book method of camoflage, use an SEP, Somebody Else's Problem. Dazzle camoflage to the max. You might enjoy "Dirk Gentry's Holistic Detective Agency." Ya gotta like Agrajag, "Oh no, not again!"

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/17/2006 3:15 am

    Quoting BadAssBlonde1:
    It certainly looks like you got alot on your plate. However not too much that you can't handle.
I'm supposed to use a PLATE? As for handling things...I have some things with one certain saying on it: He will only give you as much as you can handle...I just wish He didn't trust me so much!


BaronessK 52F

7/17/2006 1:23 pm

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    Fourth book method of camoflage, use an SEP, Somebody Else's Problem. Dazzle camoflage to the max. You might enjoy "Dirk Gentry's Holistic Detective Agency." Ya gotta like Agrajag, "Oh no, not again!"

    Wild
As you said, there's only 2 of those {and I have read 1 of them}; I'll have to look the other one up to get it.

So SEP is like PEBKAC, right? {Problem Exists between keyboard and chair } Gawd, I'm such a geekess!

I remembered that UPS here doesn't open until it's time for me to go to work...so I'll have to wait until Wednesday to mail those tapes. Later....


BaronessK 52F

7/28/2006 1:57 pm

The question, in question, was what is 6 x 9! I know, it's not 'right' {the 'answer'}...but that was the point!


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