My Insanity Plea -- funintheday2006 ruined my sex life...!  

BaronessK 52F
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8/3/2006 11:07 am

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My Insanity Plea -- funintheday2006 ruined my sex life...!

Your honor...in my own defense, I would beg the Court's indulgence for a small ramble {about the size of funintheday2006's Nemo}. I can no longer think straight; I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't stay off the internet and the A F F blogs long enough to get anything done!

I am constantly online checking to see what fun has posted, what fun has responded, what fun has commented to on my own blog. Your honor, I have no time for anything else, except for this...obsession with this whinging, whittering Brit Git! I have sought help, but they say...that I am beyond help in any way at this time without years of therapy! What little wits I still have about me...they are ebbing along with my strength to resist his powers of evil enslavement!

That scoundrel, your Honor, the shallow, callow callous brit git...the self proclaimed fun god...has ruint my sex life! He mentally abuses me, verbally and emotionally! I am constantly wanking myself throughtout the day at home and at work because I can no longer control my wanton lust for this man, resulting in medical damage of my hands from constant, excessive typing and wanking myself! I can think of nothing else but his dry, flaky British humour, leaving me unable to look at any male without busting out laughing! I am so torn by my unbridled desire for this delusional clown prince of blogdom that I have become, literally, possessed by 7 different, distinct personalities!

Your honor, I beg your help and all your legal assistance in helping me to overcome this menace to my mind! You MUST...

...wait! He has a posting he needs me to pimp...can we call for a quick recess....?


FUN GOD HAS A BLOG GAME FOR YOU, PIMP IT says: Found this on a blog and pinched it. Probably been done to death. What the hell, I liked the questions.

1 Would you kiss me?
2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it.
3 Describe me in one word.
4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog?
5 If you could give me anything what would it be?
6 What do you think is my best character trait?
7 Would you consider me to be your friend?
8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be?
9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
10 Link your blog here.

ARE YOU GONNA PLAY??
WILL YOU PIMP IT ON YOUR BLOG?
IF YOUR NEW HERE, C'MON, PLAY, PIMP YOUR OWN BLOG

remember: Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle blogs.


BaronessK 52F

8/3/2006 11:17 am

These were my answers to him, on his blog!

1 Would you kiss me? Pick a spot...and then we'll swap!

2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it. dayun, for day hun...because your regular one is way too damn long! {And because secretly I lust after you.}

3 Describe me in one word. You want me to describe you with the letter 'n'? Indescribable.

4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog? From your blog first then your profile much later...twisted, kinky, possibly sadistic, oversexed, crazed brit git...so of course I fell for you right away!

5 If you could give me anything what would it be? A wish for you to use as you saw fit.

6 What do you think is my best character trait? Your ability to dodge the men in the white coats.

7 Would you consider me to be your friend? Surprisingly, yes; disturbingly, one of the best.

8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be? "The Tears of a Clown"

9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? Of course I'll help you pimp yourself...because I get a little something something from it, right?!

10 Link your blog here: BaronessK

ARE YOU GONNA PLAY?? RECESS! I get the...swing?!

WILL YOU PIMP IT ON YOUR BLOG? I'm always pimping you, brit git...your my favorite manic whinging wanker!


DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
8/3/2006 11:57 am

Not a chance.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


BaronessK 52F

8/3/2006 5:32 pm

What, Div...gonna leave me a comment to tell me that you're not going to leave the other comments for a game? Tough comment! So, how have you been? Your blog has been most excellent lately, truly! You, of course, know why I don't comment all the time; no use commenting that I have nothing to do with what you've posted {as we've agreed before} but of course I do look in with each new post. {I know that thrills you beyond measure! } I do believe that my brain cells are deactivating lately, unlike yours, though. I'm thinking about doing a post on the right way to have anal sex...so check back in, okey dokey?!


brute472 74M
3480 posts
8/3/2006 10:28 pm

I'm game.
1 Would you kiss me?
Are you kidding who wouldn't.
2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it.
Nessy because at times you are decidedly serpentine.
3 Describe me in one word.
Fruitcake. (But my favoutite cake is fruitcake)
4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog?
I liked what I read and saw you would be good to stay in touch with even if I couldn't keep up with you.
5 If you could give me anything what would it be?
Need you ask someone that has been on sexual rations for so long. Nah just kidding my Frienship which is my most precious possession.
6 What do you think is my best character trait?
You say it like it is.(Honesty)
7 Would you consider me to be your friend?
8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be?
Crazy days and crazy nights.
9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? you better believe it.
10 Link your blog here.

ARE YOU GONNA PLAY??
WILL YOU PIMP IT ON YOUR BLOG?
IF YOUR NEW HERE, C'MON, PLAY, PIMP YOUR OWN BLOG


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/3/2006 11:45 pm

1 Would you kiss me? Would I put my head in a hungry crocs mouth?
2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it. BITCH, you know
3 Describe me in one word. BITCHIFIEDBITCH
4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog? Fuck me there is life after death.
5 If you could give me anything what would it be? A man you could love like J
6 What do you think is my best character trait? Your know yourself.
7 Would you consider me to be your friend? Fuck me, do I have to admit it? Yes I would
8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be? Im every woman
9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? whadya think??
10 Link your blog here.Oh, I dont have to, Im about to post my latest song for baz....


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/4/2006 12:18 am

TWAT OUT OF HELL

Stop sucking up to your commenters and get on with it woman.


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 4:25 am

    Quoting brute472:
    I'm game.
    1 Would you kiss me?
    Are you kidding who wouldn't.
    2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it.
    Nessy because at times you are decidedly serpentine.
    3 Describe me in one word.
    Fruitcake. (But my favoutite cake is fruitcake)
    4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog?
    I liked what I read and saw you would be good to stay in touch with even if I couldn't keep up with you.
    5 If you could give me anything what would it be?
    Need you ask someone that has been on sexual rations for so long. Nah just kidding my Frienship which is my most precious possession.
    6 What do you think is my best character trait?
    You say it like it is.(Honesty)
    7 Would you consider me to be your friend?
    8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be?
    Crazy days and crazy nights.
    9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? you better believe it.
    10 Link your blog here.

    ARE YOU GONNA PLAY??
    WILL YOU PIMP IT ON YOUR BLOG?
    IF YOUR NEW HERE, C'MON, PLAY, PIMP YOUR OWN BLOG
That was so sweet brute...well, maybe not the fruitcake part {I can't stand them, they're gummy! }. Nessy suits; I do have Scottish blood {and 2 names are Scottish, with the last one German} plus my Chinese zodiac sign is the only mythical creature they have in their list...go figure how I managed to be a Dragon! As for keeping up with me...no worries, mate...last guy that tried...well, it rhymes with tried.... *sigh* 3 days is long for me, mate...don't go flirting! Yes, friendship is one of the most precious things in life. Do I say it like it is...or how I think it should be...or how it used to be...or how I'm going to change it to be...or...never mind! I'll have to look that song up, I sort of remember it, but it eludes me a bit.

Thanks for playing along, brute babe!


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 4:52 am

    Quoting funintheday2006:
    1 Would you kiss me? Would I put my head in a hungry crocs mouth?
    2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it. BITCH, you know
    3 Describe me in one word. BITCHIFIEDBITCH
    4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog? Fuck me there is life after death.
    5 If you could give me anything what would it be? A man you could love like J
    6 What do you think is my best character trait? Your know yourself.
    7 Would you consider me to be your friend? Fuck me, do I have to admit it? Yes I would
    8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be? Im every woman
    9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? whadya think??
    10 Link your blog here.Oh, I dont have to, Im about to post my latest song for baz....
You probably would, maybe even have.

I keep telling you, Brit Git...it's Bitch, or Baroness Bitch, or Bitches' Bitch.

Again, Bitchified Bitch, etcetera.

Sure there's Life after Death...how soon you wanting to find out for sure, though, is the real question?!

J or JM? I don't want to love anyone like them...I want to love, but each time it should be because of and in spite of {their uniqueness, our uniqueness as a couple....}.

Which one{s} of the 7 do I know? It is just 7, right? Did we ever agree on that or figure it out?

"Fuck me, do I have to admit it?" Is that saying you'd admit thinking of me as a friend or if I talked you into shagging me would you have to admit it?

NOW you're saying I have multiple personalities again! I'm still thinking about the seven...and I wonder.... . . . . . . .


IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
8/4/2006 5:14 am

LOVE your blog Baronness! Roobs. xxx

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 5:27 am

No funion bunion brit git whinging whittering tittering causing wankering prat...I did just THAT! Due to the immediatecy of the lunacy, the Blogdom Court has ordered: Court Order for Lockup...DELAYED -- unknown names of all personalities involved...!!

The best defense is a good offense...except in Texas where it's allowed you just shoot them and get it the hell over with!


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 7:12 am

And BTW, Brit Git...I wasn't 'sucking UP' to them...remember, I'm a comment whore...and it's one 'oralization' per comment per post!

How many does that mean I owe you, since you've made whole POSTS about me?!


rm_Benkai7 55M
2358 posts
8/4/2006 10:34 am

Dear "BaronessK".

1 Would you kiss me?

- Yes, ... be sure I扉e no death wish ... I am dead ...

2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it

"Dream-catcher", a practical and theoretical teacher to the blind, deaf, marvo, barmy and nerdy ones ... especially oral focused ones ...

3 Describe me in one word

- "loud-and-clear" ...

4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog?


- a true pecker (zool.), deep to the bones ... (native star sign)

5 If you could give me anything what would it be?

- that special match ...

6 What do you think is my best character trait?

- ability to take life at it愀 place ...

7 Would you consider me to be your friend?

- Yes

8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be?

- Dimples by John Lee Hooker

9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

- Done ...

10 Link your blog here

- [blog Benkai7]

Benkai7 - just a poor Ronin marching by


DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
8/4/2006 1:50 pm

    Quoting BaronessK:
    What, Div...gonna leave me a comment to tell me that you're not going to leave the other comments for a game? Tough comment! So, how have you been? Your blog has been most excellent lately, truly! You, of course, know why I don't comment all the time; no use commenting that I have nothing to do with what you've posted {as we've agreed before} but of course I do look in with each new post. {I know that thrills you beyond measure! } I do believe that my brain cells are deactivating lately, unlike yours, though. I'm thinking about doing a post on the right way to have anal sex...so check back in, okey dokey?!
Nothing personal, Baroness.

I'm just not down for the games.

Quite sick of them actually.

They don't tell me anything about a person that I'd really want to know.

The type of things I would ask are far deeper and more introspective and certainly force a person's hand.

Nothing light.

ex.) "If you've ever cheated on your spouse, why did you do it?

Can you explain the motivation?

How did it feel to share flesh with someone else you had no connection to?

Did you feel regret afterward?

That he'd come in your ass, that he pounded you hard and deep, that he devoured you whole and took something that only your husband should have had?

How does that feel?

Is it still with you?"


Now that's a brief example of the type of questions I'd ask, this barrage just happened to relate to cheating.

It's my way of digging deep within the bowels of the person I'm interviewing, dredging up the senses and feeling exactly what's there.

I'm contemplating making up my own game, though, I'm not sure many would volunteer to play.

There aren't many who could withstand the questions and answer honestly.

BTW: When you get around to throwing up that post on anal sex, make sure you include foreplay in there, because most guys desperately need to learn that. I honestly think most guys think anal is simple as splitting her cheeks and driving in, which explains why so many women are scared and turned off by it. They've either had bad experiences or talked to other women who have.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 9:30 pm

    Quoting rm_Benkai7:
    Dear "BaronessK".

    1 Would you kiss me?

    - Yes, ... be sure I扉e no death wish ... I am dead ...

    2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it

    "Dream-catcher", a practical and theoretical teacher to the blind, deaf, marvo, barmy and nerdy ones ... especially oral focused ones ...

    3 Describe me in one word

    - "loud-and-clear" ...

    4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog?

    - a true pecker (zool.), deep to the bones ... (native star sign)

    5 If you could give me anything what would it be?

    - that special match ...

    6 What do you think is my best character trait?

    - ability to take life at it愀 place ...

    7 Would you consider me to be your friend?

    - Yes

    8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be?

    - Dimples by John Lee Hooker

    9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

    - Done ...

    10 Link your blog here

    - [blog Benkai7]

    Benkai7 - just a poor Ronin marching by

Ah, my Nietzsche...thank you for accepting my ! I own several of those, 'dream catcher' {Native American}...am working on passing through the lucid dreaming into out of body type dreaming where another could confirm it {but alas no luck as such, because I rarely sleep right any more}. As for 'nerdy' ones...I learn much from them as well, and I feel at home most times! loud and clear, even hypenated...well it is one idea, though...although I must say that I feel most would have said 'fuzzy'! When you have time, would you do a posting at your place about native star signs? They sound fascinating...I am a Cancer and a Dragon, and am trying to find out Native American if there is one for the Cherokee, Chickasaw, and Choctou/Choctow...and any others that I come across, out of curiousity and wonderment. As for special match...I thank you deeply...but I have had it at least once and probably twice...but who knows the way of lightning? Friend, I thank you. Dimples? I shall have to look that up! I shall see you later wafting through the ethernet....


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 9:47 pm

    Quoting DIVISION77:
    Nothing personal, Baroness.

    I'm just not down for the games.

    Quite sick of them actually.

    They don't tell me anything about a person that I'd really want to know.

    The type of things I would ask are far deeper and more introspective and certainly force a person's hand.

    Nothing light.

    ex.) "If you've ever cheated on your spouse, why did you do it?

    Can you explain the motivation?

    How did it feel to share flesh with someone else you had no connection to?

    Did you feel regret afterward?

    That he'd come in your ass, that he pounded you hard and deep, that he devoured you whole and took something that only your husband should have had?

    How does that feel?

    Is it still with you?"


    Now that's a brief example of the type of questions I'd ask, this barrage just happened to relate to cheating.

    It's my way of digging deep within the bowels of the person I'm interviewing, dredging up the senses and feeling exactly what's there.

    I'm contemplating making up my own game, though, I'm not sure many would volunteer to play.

    There aren't many who could withstand the questions and answer honestly.

    BTW: When you get around to throwing up that post on anal sex, make sure you include foreplay in there, because most guys desperately need to learn that. I honestly think most guys think anal is simple as splitting her cheeks and driving in, which explains why so many women are scared and turned off by it. They've either had bad experiences or talked to other women who have.

    DIV
I was and am well aware of your feelings on this matter, Div! I was one of the ones who responded to your post on this very thing...and I do rarely do posts on this, but in this case it was a segue! I don't do polls, except to segue {being that the 3 I did before segued into a poll on how stupid polls were }.

I think those questions you mentioned as examples were part of the ones I answered: I never could cheat...it would go against everything that I was, am, or could/would be. The motivation is that TRUST is the base, the solid foundation of any relationship; I could not and would not ever believe that anything 'other' would be 'worth' the COSTS for a few minutes of possible pleasures of the flesh nor anything else. Had that ever happened, there would have been remorse and a loss of self and soul, no matter what. If you do write up something, I will indeed take it; I always find your questions quite interesting, to say the least. As for the honesty part...you ask honestly, so I respond honestly; you are asking for specific reasons, and when I answer I respond in kind. That is the way that we are, although I do understand that many claim to want honesty when they mean that they want to be honest but not necessarily get full honesty in return, and so forth!

I was definitely going to include foreplay in the post, because that is probably one of the main areas that causes women to not want to experience it again {previous experience of ineptitude, etcetera}. I always mention 'warm up' and all that entails as well as NOT using such things as numbing agents...because pain, versus momentary discomfort, is the body's way of saying it needs to be stopped, done differently, and so on.... I definitely agree with your points on that subject, and appreciate them as well since you are talking from 'opposite' viewpoint of the same situation.


DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
8/5/2006 12:41 am

    Quoting BaronessK:
    I was and am well aware of your feelings on this matter, Div! I was one of the ones who responded to your post on this very thing...and I do rarely do posts on this, but in this case it was a segue! I don't do polls, except to segue {being that the 3 I did before segued into a poll on how stupid polls were }.

    I think those questions you mentioned as examples were part of the ones I answered: I never could cheat...it would go against everything that I was, am, or could/would be. The motivation is that TRUST is the base, the solid foundation of any relationship; I could not and would not ever believe that anything 'other' would be 'worth' the COSTS for a few minutes of possible pleasures of the flesh nor anything else. Had that ever happened, there would have been remorse and a loss of self and soul, no matter what. If you do write up something, I will indeed take it; I always find your questions quite interesting, to say the least. As for the honesty part...you ask honestly, so I respond honestly; you are asking for specific reasons, and when I answer I respond in kind. That is the way that we are, although I do understand that many claim to want honesty when they mean that they want to be honest but not necessarily get full honesty in return, and so forth!

    I was definitely going to include foreplay in the post, because that is probably one of the main areas that causes women to not want to experience it again {previous experience of ineptitude, etcetera}. I always mention 'warm up' and all that entails as well as NOT using such things as numbing agents...because pain, versus momentary discomfort, is the body's way of saying it needs to be stopped, done differently, and so on.... I definitely agree with your points on that subject, and appreciate them as well since you are talking from 'opposite' viewpoint of the same situation.
Baroness,

I didn't intend for you to answer those questions, they were just examples of the type of depth of questions I ask.

Just happened to be on cheating.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


BaronessK 52F

8/5/2006 2:53 am

I figured you were just giving examples...and I just happened to feel like answering something seriously...for a change lately!

You would not imply anything, anyway...if you thought something was 'so', you would say 'so'; that is one of your more enduring and endearing personality traits, Div.


BaronessK 52F

8/5/2006 3:01 am

    Quoting spunky11961:
    1 Would you kiss me?Yes,but with a little fear too
    2 Give me a nickname and tell me why you picked it.Don't know ya that well,but umm Master?
    3 Describe me in one word.EroticallyScarey! It's one word !
    4 What was your first impression of me, from my profile or blog?
    intriguing

    5 If you could give me anything what would it be?three wishes that ya heart desires
    6 What do you think is my best character trait?straight forwardness
    7 Would you consider me to be your friend? soon!
    8 If you could pick one song to describe me, what would it be?
    "Witchy woman"
    9 Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
    Already there from a day or so ago
    10 Link your blog here. spunky11961
    ~spunky
Spunky...that's probably a good attitude to have it toward me, so I hear! Master, though? No! I'm not as scary as that, and the Baroness is NOT a BDSM thing, it's a German hereditary title. Ditto on the erotically scary...because I've only sent one guy to the grave and a couple or so to the hospital, dammit! Intriguingly weird is probably why! As for 3 wishes, at least 1 of those would be for others to get their one true wish {and it be for what they really need the most, versus what they think they want}. For me...real immortality...but then again, that is always a two-edged sword type of thing, so it's best to think what one's wishes really get! Oh, and you are calling me a blunt smart ass, aren't you? That's sweet about the friend part, btw. Witchy Woman, hmmmm; I remember it, some, I'll go look it up! I will have to go to your blog after this again and fill this out!


BaronessK 52F

8/6/2006 2:21 pm

    Quoting spunky11961:
    Thanx BaronessK,Enjoyed ya answers There~ and as always reading here as well~
    ~spunky
Glutton for punishment or what, Spunky?


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