I was going 'Wild' the other night....  

BaronessK 52F
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6/27/2006 4:50 am

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I was going 'Wild' the other night....

That got your attention, didn't it? I was talking to Wild on the telephone the other night...for six hours...and that's why I didn't post anything. I never got on the 'net' at all, not even to check my messenger or my email. Then, when I did finally get up the next morning {Monday}, I was running late for work so I just read some blogs, made a couple or so quick {for me} comments, etcetera, while I was getting ready for work.

Monday night when I got home again, I spent over two {2} hours 'messing' with my 'garden', my potted plants, my invisible air fish {they're doing really well, too, btw! }, restringing the backyard clothesline, trimming the sidewalk of overgrowth...and all this at midnight and after! Hey, I reside in Alabama, on Central Time...but I LIVE on 'Baroness Time'!

Now I get to play 'catch up'! {Tighten your seatbelts, look for the nausea bags, and hold your ASS...unless ya want it TAPPED! }

I have read so many blogs tonight from my watched list that I do not begin to have a clue as to where I picked up all this different 'stuff'...but DEAL, because I'm doing this MY way! {BK -- have it your way...as long as it's MY way! }

What 'part' or 'role' do I 'play' in Blogland...well, I am actually a pretty serious {and literal minded} person...so I do not 'play' {as in I am who I am; what you see and read and hear is who I am}...but, to me, I am the seer AND the jester/'fool'...and observer of Company_od to make sure he's not {psycho} observer, and also of Brit to make sure he IS a perv, and Wild to see just how 'wild' I can make him, and...I soooo multi-task! {I am pretty sure this was from 1hotwahine's blog, btw.}

Mzhuny wanted to know what part of sex am I best at...which would be...all of what she listed, all of what she didn't list, and some we're going to have to fill her in on! I am still bulldogging brit for Patron Saint of Blowjobs...I will 'prove' that *I* DESERVE it, DAMMIT!

On another blog, I volunteered my time, energy, effort, and considerable knowledge of 'eclectic extras'...but pleaded that I be allowed to be on brit's...staff...in whatever way he needs me to be! I would also like to remind him of his current duties as the Blogland Pimp My Friend Patron Sinner/Saint as well as his neglect to date in selecting a Patron Saint of Blowjobs...for which I will gladly give...proof of my fitness for said...position{s}. I assume I will be in Perverted Studies and Pervaceous Arts...as I have no need to carry a stethoscope {having my own 'way' of figuring out whether a patient is 'fine and randy'...uhmmmm, dandy?! } ADDENDUM:WARMANDSEXY52 Welcome to Collegium Pervertium - Enter and Be Amazed!

Mzhuny also wanted to know who would I like to see...or meet for real? A lot of the responses automatically assumed she meant meet for sex and all...I figured she meant anyone, in any way. She did add things about holding someone's hand, kissing someone's lips, running fingers through their hair, asking them a million questions in person, who has a motorcycle you'd like to take a spin on, and so forth.

Wild asked me during our conversation what I found so 'fascinating' about HIM...and thanks to Div's blog, I have the 'answer' now! His 'individuality'...as each person on my 'list' {that 'fascinates' me} are so individual...they each have a certain 'something', a 'force', a certain unique individuality about them. So, here's my list, in no certain order or ranking {and some are partial handles; do a SEARCH! }....

wildoats19622, intierzha, complexlysimple, nightguy_1961, NGsLady/LadyStee, expatbrit, DIVISION, timberwolf, talldarkavg1, yukonpaul, digdug, kaliedascope, lioness, olddude1946, mzhuny, company_od, skyking, fastfifties [couple}, goddess1946, eroticbettyboop/bustybettyboop, goodatgspots/goodatpoetry, lightswitch {couple}...and more, that I can't remember at the moment, since it's almost 7 in the morning! {Ah, damn -- at least it's afternoon now -- abglady, definitely!}

I have brain drain now...all systems 'normal'?! Really need to go...Wild made a comment on one of his more recent postings, and I responded, then he responded to my response, and then I responded...anyway, I think I'm going to mail him 'dirty' pictures! Y'all always think I'm kidding about this stuff...don't y'all?!


P.S. Wild, check your email, before you check to see where all I hit your blog with comments!


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
6/27/2006 12:12 pm

Thank you for enrolling in the Collegium Pervertium by adding a cooment to my post Welcome to Collegium Pervertium - Enter and Be Amazed!. Your credentials in citing expatbrit49 certainly add to your worthiness as someone with much to offer the pervy curriculum.

What is so nice though is to visit your interesting blog and be intrigued as you are in others - by your individuality.

May the Blogmuse stay with you.

warm xx


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
6/27/2006 1:21 pm

Was it really six hours? That must be why I got up late. It didn't seem that long. Thanks for the pics too.

Wild

I recognize most of those names. I don't necessarily go to their blog, but I know the name and the way their comments usually are.

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
6/27/2006 6:17 pm

I just love seeing my name on lists!


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
6/27/2006 7:52 pm

I havn't shaved in ten days. Almost a beard, but Cathy complained.
To quote a long running BBC series: She who must be obeyed, I will go and shave now. Ouch!

Ouch!

I don't forget this, ouch

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
6/27/2006 9:36 pm

_____I will presume since I'm on your "list", I'm in good company. Sure beats being in the company of fools.


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 1:23 am

    Quoting warmandsexy52:
    Thank you for enrolling in the Collegium Pervertium by adding a cooment to my post Welcome to Collegium Pervertium - Enter and Be Amazed!. Your credentials in citing expatbrit49 certainly add to your worthiness as someone with much to offer the pervy curriculum.

    What is so nice though is to visit your interesting blog and be intrigued as you are in others - by your individuality.

    May the Blogmuse stay with you.

    warm xx
Welcome to the Baroness' Blog, warmandsexy! I am honored that my enrollment was accepted! As for credentials, there are a multitude that I have...including having a Purity score as low as expatbrit's! My muses {I have one for every 'personality'?! } are what I read...those who write, who 'help' me think.... Also, thanks to you in part, I am NEVER going to get my 'watched blogs' list DOWN!

*As brit's 'higher up'...make him give me the {additional} position as Saint of Blowjobs, please?! If you do, I'll be sure to give University the...'research' 'documentations'....


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 1:35 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    Was it really six hours? That must be why I got up late. It didn't seem that long. Thanks for the pics too.

    Wild

    I recognize most of those names. I don't necessarily go to their blog, but I know the name and the way their comments usually are.
You tried three {3} times, starting with around half past midnight...it was around 1 a.m. when you found me home; it was rounding up somewhere toward 7 in the morning when we both said it was getting way light and we should go -- so, yes, about six {6} hours, Wild! Is is a good or bad thing that you recognize the names on my 'list'? They are all very individualistic people, so that does go to answer your question as to what I found so 'fascinating' about YOU!


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 1:41 am

Kaliedascope61
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That work for ya...?!


{Was that the start of my list of people who luv to be on lists?


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 1:48 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    I havn't shaved in ten days. Almost a beard, but Cathy complained.
    To quote a long running BBC series: She who must be obeyed, I will go and shave now. Ouch!

    Ouch!

    I don't forget this, ouch

    Wild
What did I miss? I mean...well, it's YOUR beard {almost, whatever}, and SHE doesn't want to touch you or be touched by you...so what is her 'issue' here?


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 1:54 am

    Quoting skyking412004:
    _____I will presume since I'm on your "list", I'm in good company. Sure beats being in the company of fools.
Nothing wrong with being in the company of 'fools' {versus fools}, hun...the court jester was 'the man'! Besides, you were on my list from before, too -- when mzhuny asked about if I was a piece of meat who would be the bread slices {I picked 12 guys...2 for each day, and one day to rest up! }. Why is the song 'Fly me to the moon...." running through my head...?


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
6/28/2006 8:16 am

_____Being part of a group somehow doesn't turn me on. I've always been a one on one kinda guy: open faced sandwich style.


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
6/28/2006 11:50 am

I knew it was getting light. I knew I called the first time about twelve thirty. It just didn't seem that long.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


intierzha 43M

6/28/2006 11:54 am

Go list stuff, lol. Most of my lists involve quotes, movies, songs, all that normal stuff... btw, speaking of movies, 'Superman Returns' is highly worthy. Most excellent.

C.


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 2:03 pm

Sky, you are always so literal about things! I 'do' only 'one on one'...but mzhuny was asking about attraction...and I couldn't pick just one. Doesn't mean I really WANT each and every one -- but there are particular parts of each person's personality that I like, admire, and so on. In your case...hmmmm...individualistic personality, of course, but almost like...'little boy lost'? I don't quite know how to explain what I think about you...!


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 2:07 pm

Wild, I wasn't complaining...just explaining!


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 2:11 pm

intierzha, let's just skip the Superman movie...you bring your 'sword' and other Renaissance 'stuff'...and I'll 'play' the Baroness...how's that?


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
6/28/2006 3:22 pm

Hide the sword sounds like a good game.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 3:58 pm

Wild, I thought we were going to play 'stuff that in your pipe'...or whatever...?!


FunFlirty4u 45F

6/28/2006 8:22 pm

Great blog. I'm sure I'll be back soon


BaronessK 52F

6/28/2006 11:42 pm

I like the pic, FunFlirty! {I meant to mention that to you when I saw it earlier today!} This posting, though...well, it's not hard for me, but it is 'weird'...to be able to make a post, make it long, make it into a f'amble {f'n ramble }...about why I did not post before, having been on the telephone....

I remember seeing someone, probably intierzha, posted a comment on your blog, and some of the titles caught my attention so I clicked over. Enjoying it very much--thanks for posting on mine, and for writing yours! {Ah, now I remember: Is it Ok to Blog about other A.F.F. Members?, among others--sorry about the f'amble! }


I did go {back} to intierzha's blog...to make sure I had properly begged him to get naked!


DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
6/30/2006 1:26 am

I identify with your liking different aspects of people's personalities.

I am the same way.

There aren't many people who captivate me as a whole, but there are alot of people who possess one trait which in itself sets them apart from others. The other components of their personality may be mundane or contemporary, but that one thing is what I remember.

The way I see your mind, it's like an intersection of multi-directional thought process. Bumpercars.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


BaronessK 52F

6/30/2006 3:37 am

    Quoting DIVISION77:
    I identify with your liking different aspects of people's personalities.

    I am the same way.

    There aren't many people who captivate me as a whole, but there are alot of people who possess one trait which in itself sets them apart from others. The other components of their personality may be mundane or contemporary, but that one thing is what I remember.

    The way I see your mind, it's like an intersection of multi-directional thought process. Bumpercars.

    DIV
Thank you?



However, there is the electricity that powers those things, you know.... I am 'one with the Universe'...and one of me is quite enough for most people and the Universe...and then some!


You continue to fascinate me, DIV; a true Force of Nature, shaped more by yourself, though, than Nature, Life, the Universe...Everything....


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/1/2006 6:17 pm

Bumpercars or pinball, we respond to others in the manner we encounter them. If we're playing games, we might just TILT. Otherwise, enjoy the ride and keep your hands inside the guard (or they might get broken).

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/1/2006 10:21 pm

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    Bumpercars or pinball, we respond to others in the manner we encounter them. If we're playing games, we might just TILT. Otherwise, enjoy the ride and keep your hands inside the guard (or they might get broken).

    Wild
Is DIV being a catalyst or psychiatrist again, hun? I respond so differently to each and every person I know; maybe that's why they think I have split personality/-ies? That is also why it SEEMS like my mind is such a tilt-a-whirl or bumper car ride of thoughts; in reality, they are each geared for the moment...but I do have the 'electricity'!


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/2/2006 1:44 am

Both, I stuck my hand and out,now it's broken. Blame it on DIV.

Life is so much easier if you have a scapegoat.

I'm stupid,DIV, help me.

{I don't really mean any of this. FUCK, my wife woke me up when I dreamt I was Duane Dibly.}

I won't pick on you anymore. You who are to be admired.

Damn you're young

Wild

Now it's up to you to figure out if I meant BK or DIV or both.
Damn I'm young
Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/2/2006 3:32 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    Both, I stuck my hand and out,now it's broken. Blame it on DIV.

    Life is so much easier if you have a scapegoat.

    I'm stupid,DIV, help me.

    {I don't really mean any of this. FUCK, my wife woke me up when I dreamt I was Duane Dibly.}

    I won't pick on you anymore. You who are to be admired.

    Damn you're young

    Wild

    Now it's up to you to figure out if I meant BK or DIV or both.
    Damn I'm young
    Wild
Better Duane Dibly than Rimmer, hun, I would think. Not sure if DIV could handle this problem; I mean, do you REALLY want an answer to your question?

You meant DIV, and me, and the world at general; because you are feeling 'old'! I feel like...how old are you again?


DIVISION77 39M  
8321 posts
7/2/2006 6:48 pm

    Quoting BaronessK:
    Is DIV being a catalyst or psychiatrist again, hun? I respond so differently to each and every person I know; maybe that's why they think I have split personality/-ies? That is also why it SEEMS like my mind is such a tilt-a-whirl or bumper car ride of thoughts; in reality, they are each geared for the moment...but I do have the 'electricity'!
Psychologist.....never Psychiatrist.

Most of my posts are to spark thought in people, or give them an idea of what my world is.

I am much different than most people here...

Very specific with what I want and I don't compromise often.

I see men on here who compromise themselves for sex.

I think men are weak in this way.

I look down on most guys for that reason.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/2/2006 11:59 pm

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/3/2006 12:38 am

    Quoting DIVISION77:
    Psychologist.....never Psychiatrist.

    Most of my posts are to spark thought in people, or give them an idea of what my world is.

    I am much different than most people here...

    Very specific with what I want and I don't compromise often.

    I see men on here who compromise themselves for sex.

    I think men are weak in this way.

    I look down on most guys for that reason.

    DIV
Damn, of all people for me to slip up on a term to, too! All my shrink-a-dinks were psychologists or therapists; I do know the difference in all the terms/job titles. You are keeping me on my toes, and then some!

Specif-ness {is that even a word?} is no compromise usually, but in my case I found a way to not to have to compromise because of the...'not picky' in me? Although as you stated, I am looking for 'things' not of the physical but of the mental being, and I still can not be attracted to a man on any level without that/those things {not in 'that'/'those' way/s}.

Still, as an internet 'friend' or what-have-you or as a fellow blogger or writer in general, it is not that type of relationship {if any 'real' relationship} to me, so I do 'grant' 'leniency' more so on the internet in real life...just due to the fact that I do not have a daily personal interaction with those people. I do much the same for casual acquaintances in real life.

I well understand your 'attitude' toward those {of either gender, right?} who would debase 'values' for a moment of physical pleasure. I am...amazingly {?} 'old fashioned' when it comes to Love, including Life Values in general. I can easily understand other people and why they think and behave in the ways that they do, but for me...I would have to say it would be defined as 'All or Nothing.'

Hence the 'Bitch' naming that I get on a regular basis, although they should realize {although they have so little to think with} that I do not care what they think, because they do not mean anything to me as a person/personal relationship so it doesn't really affect me as 'me'.

As you said elsewhere, I am not going to change {to any great extent, at any rate} so I am what I am and who and how the way that I am. I am true to myself so that I will be true in a relationship {physically and mentally}.


BaronessK 52F

7/3/2006 12:47 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

    Wild
Uhmmmm, hun, the 'joke' to that is: You are only as old as you feel...how old are you? YOU say your age {which is either 43 or 44} and then *I* say...then I feel like a 43/44 year old! Got it? Sheesh!

*I know; do not be making fun of man in cast; it's not nice, and he could hit ya really hard with it!*


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/3/2006 5:23 pm

Went to the doc today, still no cast.He's referring me to an orthopedic doc. Apparently the orthodoc can put a "clamp" on my hand and tell me how much work I'm going to miss.

I don't feel old, I feel hobbled. If I had to eat soup every day with my left hand, I would lose weight.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/3/2006 6:03 pm

Sandwiches, 'gloppy' pastas, that sort of thing...and this, too, shall pass....


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/3/2006 10:00 pm

McNuggets,pizza, sandwiches, If you are attempting to spiral noodles onto a fork with your right hand the natural inclination is to go clockwise, do you twist counterclockwise if you have to use your left?

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/4/2006 3:22 pm

Use Chinese chopsticks...versus American chopsticks or something....


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