Guys are wankers...but what do they do when they do the thing they do...?  

BaronessK 52F
1646 posts
7/23/2006 12:15 pm

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Guys are wankers...but what do they do when they do the thing they do...?


When timberwolf posted his questions in Have Ya Masterbated Today? there was one gal that ended her answers with a question for him. Enquiring minds want to know...spit, lotion, gel, or ?; left, right, or switch hands? Do y'all guys masturbate laying down, sitting, or standing up? Yes, I want y'all to tell me. While we're on the subject, when y'all are getting oral, do y'all 'help' any, sometimes or ever? {Not that I need the help; just curious.} Do y'all like having your balls played with, and in what ways? What about teeth, which seems to be a no-no to most guys?

I know there are those who are not circumsized {and therefore have the extra skin to 'play' with, with added sensitivity in my opinion}. I know guys who don't and do like anal sex {too tight and/or too kinky and tight and/or kinky are the basic reasons }. There are some guys out there who do not like to give OR receive oral sex; more guys dislike giving it than getting it, of course, but I know for a fact that there are guys who either 'get' nothing out of it {can't let themselves relax, 'go' enough, whatever} or have religious reasons or whatever. There are guys who do not particularly want sex in any form that much; they simply have a lower sex drive on average.

I know that guys can have different types of orgasms {even tantric, and what that means}. But as for masturbation, well, I don't know as much -- because, let's face it, if I'm there, what would he be masturbating for? I do know that some guys, even circumsized ones, have enough skin elasticity to pull the skin upwards. I know that some guys use their thumb or a finger to caress the head. I know that the penis area in general has ridges here and there {along with where they are, and what they are 'good' for }. Still, it wouldn't hurt y'all guys to sit down and use your fingers for typing for a bit and answer the question{s}!

I actually talk quite a bit more about sex than people probably realize; I went back and hit the 'title view' at the top of my blog page and came up with quite a few at the time, but many have since been removed or at least the pictures. Not counting the 'flirting' and/or sexual type remarks or comments in general. I'd done 117, counting this one, at the time {before deletions, etc.}...so...hmmmm, I need to talk about sex more so that I can be a really great comment whore, right? So far, according to the calculator, I'm at all of a mere 10 percent in talking about sex in my postings...tsk...such an underachiever right now, or what?


QueenofBitches69 46F

7/23/2006 12:28 pm

Ya know, when I have posted a sexual story I recieved less comments then when I posted a blog rippin someone a new ass! I got mass amounts of veiws when I posted a blog thats title was My pussy is lonely, and it was a pic of my cat.
I guess I am better at the anger thing then writing sex stories. But atleast my stories get to the person they were ment for, so most of them are only wrote for one person anyways.


ZZ_Todd 59M

7/23/2006 12:30 pm

Ambidextrous... lotions? gels? Damn, have I been living a sheltered life or what?!? (Oh, and that "Hand Jive" post of mine... I wouldn't really have any 'hands-on' experience with some of those!)


Djeeper1987 47M

7/23/2006 12:43 pm

*wank wank wank* almost there.

Carpe Diem


timberwolf6972 44M

7/23/2006 12:47 pm

Lmao! I'll get you for this! Actually I've never needed any of the lotions, gels, spit or whatever the other guys use. Nothing but pure traction here baby! I use my left hand cause I need my right hand free to type with! Baroness, just you wait sweetie! I'm gonna make a special post just for you! {=}


BaronessK 52F

7/23/2006 1:46 pm

    Quoting QueenofBitches69:
    Ya know, when I have posted a sexual story I recieved less comments then when I posted a blog rippin someone a new ass! I got mass amounts of veiws when I posted a blog thats title was My pussy is lonely, and it was a pic of my cat.
    I guess I am better at the anger thing then writing sex stories. But atleast my stories get to the person they were ment for, so most of them are only wrote for one person anyways.
Well, I would say {for me} that it's about the same, but thinking on it I would have to say when I have posted something sexual it was usually a rant, too {like Dick's Dick is Dicked, about true male size and all}. Or else I come off as a professor in a lecture hall! A kinky prof, ya know, with some 'private kinks', but still....

You definitely have something there with the point about titles! Since I have about 70 on my watched list, if I do happen to have extra time and go surfing for something else to read, then if the title doesn't get my attention {for whatever reason} then it just doesn't get clicked on.

I don't know that I write for just one person; probably, with me, it's more that I am doing the segue thing from what one person or a group of people were talking about, though.

That, and I like to f'amble! Actually, though, you reminded me that although I type these posts out straight away and all, I am working on the bitch, Bitch, BITCH {etcetera} one...got to get that done...and yes, you/your type is mentioned! I fall under Bitch, and you are under special category of heartless bitch {which very few people understand the true meaning of the term}. But that for later, when I finish it up. Now I need to finish replying to other comments...noticed I have a wolf visiting my 'house'...and we gotta do what we gotta do to him, right?


BaronessK 52F

7/23/2006 1:51 pm

    Quoting ZZ_Todd:
    Ambidextrous... lotions? gels? Damn, have I been living a sheltered life or what?!? (Oh, and that "Hand Jive" post of mine... I wouldn't really have any 'hands-on' experience with some of those!)

Uhmmmm...sorry?!

Yes, you have been living a sheltered life! After all, *I* have done these things {to a guy}, but you haven't done them to yourself?

I missed that post; I'll go take a quick read, k?


BaronessK 52F

7/23/2006 2:27 pm

jeepers...that could be at any time of any day, for you! Oh, and as usual, YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION{S}! You're such a wanker!


BaronessK 52F

7/23/2006 2:38 pm

    Quoting timberwolf6972:
    Lmao! I'll get you for this! Actually I've never needed any of the lotions, gels, spit or whatever the other guys use. Nothing but pure traction here baby! I use my left hand cause I need my right hand free to type with! Baroness, just you wait sweetie! I'm gonna make a special post just for you! {=}
And just WHAT did *I* do, TW? Hmmmm? I pimped your blog {like YOU need any help with pimping 'stuff'! }. You still didn't answer that gal's questions on your blog, either, when I looked to get the link!

Want me to send you some voice software...so ya can do it anyway ya want?

I'm waiting, hun...bring it on! Do me, baby, DO ME! {I would say that you'd get fucked silly, but, oops, too late! }


P.S. I saw the pic for that post of yours...gotta bit of a curve, hmmmm? Work good on the g-spot and all that? Just curious, ya know!


timberwolf6972 44M

7/23/2006 9:43 pm

Don't worry sweetie, I'll do something! I might just tie your ass up, tease you, not let you cum and watch you suffer! Yeah, the curve does the trick. I'm well known in these parts for it! {=}


BaronessK 52F

7/23/2006 11:21 pm

    Quoting timberwolf6972:
    Don't worry sweetie, I'll do something! I might just tie your ass up, tease you, not let you cum and watch you suffer! Yeah, the curve does the trick. I'm well known in these parts for it! {=}
Ah, mistaken there a bit, wolfie baby! First off, I don't take you for a 'minute man'. So, unless you're my first husband, there's a lot of ways I can come and it's not up to you or direct stimulation, even! Ya might want to take a read through Orgasms, and Orgasms, and Orgasms, oh, my...!!

BTW, ain't no man EVER tied me up...so if you think YOU are 'man enough'...give it your best shot, wolfie! {Hands ain't everything, ya know! }

From what I've heard, you're well known for that 'part' in those parts in those 'parts', darlin'!


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
7/24/2006 1:09 am

_____I usually use my right hand with no lubrication. I just move the skin up and down my cock. It works fairly well. When I really want to "party" I break out the "Real Skin" (tm) jack off aid that is supposed to have been molded from a porn star. The thing cost me $50.00 on sale. It has a realistic vagina; lips, clit and all and even an asshole (No, the asshole is not me.). I tend not to use it a whole lot because it does require lube and some clean up afterword. I probably look ridiculous when I'm humping it, but, by golly, it feels almost as good as the real thing. The orgasms I've had with it have been tremendous. The last couple of times have been so intense that I just lay there, with my dick softening inside of it, and drift off to sleep. There still is nothing that compares to the real thing. There is no exchange of energies with my hand or a silicone toy.


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/24/2006 1:28 am

Keep the pinky extended, up and down. A little drool to ease the way, Oh is there someone else in the room? Do you mind if I jack off? Is it going to bother you if I call out your name when I cum?

Am I tacky or what? Is that why you stick to me? Superglue makes a good lip gloss but only if you kiss immediately after applying.

Cor. had a good point, a little prostrate magic at the right time can do wonders for a guys orgasm.

I know,

Okay I don't know, teach me

Later

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/24/2006 2:02 am

    Quoting skyking412004:
    _____I usually use my right hand with no lubrication. I just move the skin up and down my cock. It works fairly well. When I really want to "party" I break out the "Real Skin" (tm) jack off aid that is supposed to have been molded from a porn star. The thing cost me $50.00 on sale. It has a realistic vagina; lips, clit and all and even an asshole (No, the asshole is not me.). I tend not to use it a whole lot because it does require lube and some clean up afterword. I probably look ridiculous when I'm humping it, but, by golly, it feels almost as good as the real thing. The orgasms I've had with it have been tremendous. The last couple of times have been so intense that I just lay there, with my dick softening inside of it, and drift off to sleep. There still is nothing that compares to the real thing. There is no exchange of energies with my hand or a silicone toy.
So does that mean you're uncircumsized or not? {Just curious, since it came up! }

There is no exchange of energies, but there is a loss of energies, hun; that's why you drift off to sleep.

There was an Emperess in China who kept a harem {of very young men}; they aged fast and badly...but she reputedly lived to somewhere around one hundred and forty years! *I* want to live 'forever', too, damn it!

Besides, from what I hear, you've had an exchange of energies lately, so...bollocks to ya! You're still cute, even if you're taken, hun.


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/24/2006 3:35 am

The only masturbation aids I've used have been homemade (forgive me for this statement, I'm a handyman. Paraffin wax used for candle-making or for making preserves{just what are you trying to preserve}, is useful in making dildos and vibrators. Soaking strips of paper towels in wax allows you to mold them how you want. The wax is hot at first but quickly cools to manipulable temps. A three volt motor with an offset weight makes a good vibrator. TMI, first attempt at a vibrator was a tube of pump toothpaste. If you have worries about disposing of evidence or you just don't like cleaning dildos used on guys or whatever {Yes you know what I mean Vern}, go out to the woods and roast some wienies. Wax can help the fire get going good. AAAH, that prostate pressure felt good. Anyone grossed out?

Do you want ketchup on that hot-dog? Squeeze it til the mustard squirts (paraphrase of Frank Zappa, apologies offered)

Doncha just luv my comments?
Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/24/2006 3:58 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    The only masturbation aids I've used have been homemade (forgive me for this statement, I'm a handyman. Paraffin wax used for candle-making or for making preserves{just what are you trying to preserve}, is useful in making dildos and vibrators. Soaking strips of paper towels in wax allows you to mold them how you want. The wax is hot at first but quickly cools to manipulable temps. A three volt motor with an offset weight makes a good vibrator. TMI, first attempt at a vibrator was a tube of pump toothpaste. If you have worries about disposing of evidence or you just don't like cleaning dildos used on guys or whatever {Yes you know what I mean Vern}, go out to the woods and roast some wienies. Wax can help the fire get going good. AAAH, that prostate pressure felt good. Anyone grossed out?

    Do you want ketchup on that hot-dog? Squeeze it til the mustard squirts (paraphrase of Frank Zappa, apologies offered)

    Doncha just luv my comments?
    Wild
Trying to figure it all out...comment whore {because they'll want to go to your blog and check to see what all else you wrote about this kind of stuff}, comment wanker because you're posting to my blog, balls, slutty, bitches, drama...damn it, Wild...where's the naked pic having nothing to do with your post? Sheesh, buck up man! {Yes, I said BUCK up! } I'll let you slide about not posting a link directly to any of your posts, since there is a link to your blog under your picture. Let's see, what am I forgetting...oh! If this makes less sense than usual...go to Whores, Balls, Wankers, Sluts, Bitches, Drama, and....! See ya in the funnie papers, W!


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
7/24/2006 2:03 pm

_____I'm circumsized. There is enough spare skin for the up and down motion, though. /// The question about balls and teeth...I like to have my balls licked and gently sucked while "you" stroke my spit slathered cock against "your" face. Seems I've not known many women who were as good at oral as you seem to be.


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
7/24/2006 2:03 pm

_____I'm circumcised. There is enough spare skin for the up and down motion, though. /// The question about balls and teeth...I like to have my balls licked and gently sucked while "you" stroke my spit slathered cock against "your" face. Seems I've not known many women who were as good at oral as you seem to be.


BaronessK 52F

7/24/2006 2:34 pm

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    Keep the pinky extended, up and down. A little drool to ease the way, Oh is there someone else in the room? Do you mind if I jack off? Is it going to bother you if I call out your name when I cum?

    Am I tacky or what? Is that why you stick to me? Superglue makes a good lip gloss but only if you kiss immediately after applying.

    Cor. had a good point, a little prostrate magic at the right time can do wonders for a guys orgasm.

    I know,

    Okay I don't know, teach me

    Later
Wanker!

{This posting didn't show up until after I saw and responded to the other, later one...just luv this site sometimes! }


BaronessK 52F

7/24/2006 2:39 pm

    Quoting skyking412004:
    _____I'm circumcised. There is enough spare skin for the up and down motion, though. /// The question about balls and teeth...I like to have my balls licked and gently sucked while "you" stroke my spit slathered cock against "your" face. Seems I've not known many women who were as good at oral as you seem to be.
On some guys there isn't much, guess it depends on the doctor that did the surgery.

Very few women {or men} are...fixated? obsessed? whatever? ...on oral; I WANT to do it, and I'm good at it, so that means I want to do it more because I am good at it, and so on. Makes too many heads think too much, hmmmm?


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/26/2006 2:40 am

I've tried bucking up, that's a lot work. Fitness through fucking, I bet that infomercial would get watched.

Wild

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BaronessK 52F

7/26/2006 3:25 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    I've tried bucking up, that's a lot work. Fitness through fucking, I bet that infomercial would get watched.

    Wild
Thought that was called a porn movie?


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/26/2006 11:06 pm

Buck up and Belle down (me Tarzan you Jane)?

Couldn't resist
Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/27/2006 2:43 am

Did you try to resist?


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/27/2006 5:14 am

Not really, I'm a creature of urges.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/27/2006 4:37 pm

Well, let the 'urge' hit you Friday -- mailed the RD and the Baker book through UPS {I know...sue me, I like them better than the post office}, and that's when they said it would get to you.


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/28/2006 12:46 am

Urges and urges, I'll let you know when I get them.

{=} It's personal, I know.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/28/2006 1:58 pm

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    Urges and urges, I'll let you know when I get them.

    {=} It's personal, I know.

    Wild
You'll be too busy to let me know when you get them...I'll be cast off...having served my purpose...I just know it! What's that 'cutsey' thing 'people' say? Oh, TTYL.


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
7/28/2006 9:10 pm

I always get urges when I talk to you. If your cast is off, you can do things, Oh wait that's me.

Yes
TTYL

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/29/2006 2:07 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    I always get urges when I talk to you. If your cast is off, you can do things, Oh wait that's me.

    Yes
    TTYL

    Wild
Urges to do what...tell me to shut the f*** up?!

My 'cast' is a lyrca-spandex velcroed glove thingy, washable and pliable and all that. I've got some other, braced ones, but I can't wear them when I'm working or typing, or it strains my hand, wrist, and everything else because of the metal 'slat' in it.


Does that mean I 'suffer for my art'?


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