Court Order for Lockup...DELAYED -- unknown names of all personalities involved...!  

BaronessK 52F
1646 posts
8/4/2006 5:24 am

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Court Order for Lockup...DELAYED -- unknown names of all personalities involved...!

The Blogdom Court has ordered on this day, the 4th of August in the year of 2006, that BaronessK be commited for her own and others' safety {especially funintheday2006's}. Upon having more, recent contact with the individual in question, BaronessK became distraught and incoherent {more so than usual} over recent postings named hereinwith: TWAT OUT OF HELL from funintheday2006 over her recent postings of My Insanity Plea -- funintheday2006 ruined my sex life...! and The Baroness' BallRoom Encore Encore Presentation.... and The Baroness' BallRoom.....

However, for this to be accomplished it has come to the Court's attention that there are legal issues to be resolved. First and foremost...with multiple personalities, the main one being undefinable except through therapy, how many personalities does BaronessK have? At this time the Court must decide and has decided upon a minimum of seven {7}; but for the order to be legal in retaining her in custody, there must be a consensus on 'their' names so any later legal wranglings on this issue can be bypassed and struck down as invalid.

We have found, to date, the following:
{1} Baroness
{2} Bonnie
{3} Dale
{4} Gracie
{5} Pooh
{6} Bitch {This one is debatable, since they all seem to share that trait, however.}
(7} {Unknown}

Therefore, it is the order of the Court that in this extreme and immediate situation that the public and residents of Blogdom be informed of the extreme and immediate neccesity of the disposition of this issue....


In other words -- What is the name of the 7th Personality? Is 'Bitch' for the 6th Personality valid, since all 7 Personalities show/share that/those trait{s}?!

NAME PERSONALITY NUMBER 7! If you feel all of BaronessK's split personalities share 'Bitch' traits, NAME PERSONALITY NUMBER 6!

The Court of Blogdom will decide based on accuracy, and expediency!


RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
8/4/2006 9:25 am

Now I AM really confused. But that's not hard to do these days. Whatever ya call them, we love y'all. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 10:07 am

So am *I*, Joe...that's why they're looking to lock me up, hun! {It's a bit of...inane insaneness that seems to have taken on a life of it's own between fitd and I...and it's one of those...you had to have been there things! }.

Actually, at some point {passed already, perhaps }, it's be glad you weren't there things!


goboi_go 55M

8/4/2006 10:35 am

Where's the personality for "daddy's little girl"? - that whole personna. If you already said it somewhere.....have mercy.


brute472 74M
3480 posts
8/4/2006 3:29 pm

Bitch is a little hard maybe little bitch could fit or sometimes bitch but never all the time bitch.
Number 6 should be Pussy cause your not as hard as you make believe.
Number 7 is a problem as the name I want to give you goes against what I just said. No bugger the expense number seven is "Hot Bitch' not bitch on heat but "HOT BITCH"


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 9:22 pm

    Quoting goboi_go:
    Where's the personality for "daddy's little girl"? - that whole personna. If you already said it somewhere.....have mercy.
G...believe it or not, that's part of Baroness {because I really am one, and I was Daddy's little Baroness long after 'Princess' wore off being 'cute'...and he named me all the way on my real names including the last name of course but the other 2 as well}. Can't be anything like 'girly-girl' because that's just not me! I have to figure something out...they need me at the Hospital California by tonight, I hear!


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/4/2006 9:22 pm

This is a conspiracy, a conspiracy I tell ya!!

I think I see a grassy knoll and the whole bit...


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 9:36 pm

    Quoting brute472:
    Bitch is a little hard maybe little bitch could fit or sometimes bitch but never all the time bitch.
    Number 6 should be Pussy cause your not as hard as you make believe.
    Number 7 is a problem as the name I want to give you goes against what I just said. No bugger the expense number seven is "Hot Bitch' not bitch on heat but "HOT BITCH"
You and G have given me something to work with, at least...but time is running out...or maybe the longer it takes the more time before they catch me? Although, you know, I would not think a breakdown of sorts would be 'bad'...you are protected, and cared for and watched after, and they give you free nice drugs and new sharp crayons....


BaronessK 52F

8/5/2006 3:15 am

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    This is a conspiracy, a conspiracy I tell ya!!

    I think I see a grassy knoll and the whole bit...
So...you're voting for the nickname for me of Scully or Mulder?


BaronessK 52F

8/5/2006 3:17 am

    Quoting spunky11961:
    I'm Pleadin' the Fifth here! just stopped in to say thanx for the visit~ ~slowly backin' towards the door~
    ~spunky
It's okay, Spunky...you're too far already for me to get to, anyway!

I took the quiz thing on your's as well, btw.


puntachueca 105M

8/5/2006 7:04 am

Goddess of Rantdom


goboi_go 55M

8/5/2006 7:50 am

    Quoting BaronessK:
    G...believe it or not, that's part of Baroness {because I really am one, and I was Daddy's little Baroness long after 'Princess' wore off being 'cute'...and he named me all the way on my real names including the last name of course but the other 2 as well}. Can't be anything like 'girly-girl' because that's just not me! I have to figure something out...they need me at the Hospital California by tonight, I hear!
more like "Hotel California".


BaronessK 52F

8/6/2006 2:30 am

I thought I had that one covered with me legally changing my name in RL to Baroness of Bitch?


BaronessK 52F

8/6/2006 2:34 am

    Quoting goboi_go:
    more like "Hotel California".
G...uhmmmm, dear, yes...that was the point of the name!


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