Bastards and BASTARDS....  

BaronessK 52F
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7/30/2006 7:03 am

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Bastards and BASTARDS....

There is no real need for me to segue into Bastards versus BASTARDS from Bitches and BITCHES.... which segued from Bitches and BITCHES...Part II...a.k.a. Bitch This AND That...!, but since it's me.... Actually, I only have one main thing to say -- ALL men are Bastards AND BASTARDS, because it is 'six of one/half dozen of another'!

Seriously, the difference is much like those for Bitches versus BITCHES. As KeithCanCook commented, it's a point of semantics, to which I replied {basically} that that was my point -- since 'they' never seem to have the same definition and all as to what I mean by words such as Bitch. There are many types of Bastards, including Daft Bastards, Stupid Bastards, Lazy Bastards, Drama Bastards, Sick Bastards, Chump Bastards, Cheap Bastards, Racist Bastards, Babbling Bastards, Power Hungry Bastards, Religious Bastards, Old Bastards, Funny Bastards, Poor Bastards, Bright Bastards, Greasy Bastards, Lying Bastards, Sleazy Bastards, Lousy Bastards, Dead Bastards, Dead Set Bastards, Dirty Bastards, Dirty Old Bastards, Poor Bastards, Not Bad Poor Bastards, Harmless Poor Bastards, Friendly Bastards, Unfriendly Bastards, Poor Stupid Bastards, Useless Bludgin’ Bastards, and Those Bastards {which are true, all around Bastards}.

Until, if ever, you understand the true meanings of Bastards {in general, and specifically} it would be much better and wiser of you to leave using it to professionals and out of your conversations or you risk joining the ranks of 'Know-It-All Bastards'. So, while you should feel free to discuss the word and it's various meanings -- do NOT use it on anyone...ya Daft, Stupid Bastard...bless y'all's hearts!

Oh, and also...there are some 'honorary' Bitch titles for men -- Whining Bitch and so on, for those special times when calling someone a Bastard of any sort just needs a special oomph! Blogdom's Queen Bitch, [blog mzhunyhole], awarded Medals in the previous post; the 'special' award went to funintheday2006 for Whiny {Whinging} Bitch. We fervently hopes he adapts to having PMS {Post = Menstrual Syndrome}! } KeithCanCook a.k.a. kooCnaChtieK has requested Chief Bastard...and while we are studiously considering it, we are being Lazy Bitches...and will have to get back to him!


*Special Thanks goes out from Baroness' Bordello Bingo Baccarat Bistro to Ella1966 for the 'true semantics' of 'PMS' for us to use/abuse! *

The dictionary says, according to them, that bastard means mean or disagreeable, resembling a known kind of species but not truly such or not genuine or irregular or inferior or misleading/fake or fraudulent or bogus appearance, born out of wedlock or spurious or doubtful or misbegotten or illegitimate offspring, insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous with synonyms of asshole and cocksucker and dickhead and shithead and mother fucker and prick and whoreson {son of a whore} and son of a bitch. Guess what all that MEANS? It means...that the word...'bastard'...is just a word. The MEANING...of the word 'bastard'...is PERCEPTION.

Now, the other day after the the last Bitch post came up for general viewing, I had a type of 'chat' {not saying how, because I am not saying who in any way} with someone. He seemed to think that I had been heinously slandered or some such thing! I was reading back through the last few posts that I made that the gentleman in question could have been perusing to attain the {wrong} conclusion that my 'Womanhood' was being viciously attacked. Hmmmm....

Then I remembered the comments I was getting recently {all of them in general} plus {here's the important part} the links I put up on that post. Yes, I was scurrilously attacked in all my glorious womanhood, my saintliness and sanity impinged upon! Alas...well, hell, I was egging the Brit Git on once he started it! {BUT -- funintheday2006, HE STARTED IT! }. For the record, in an extremely rare moment of serious sanity {and it won't last long...so do NOT blink! }...dayun {my nickname for him, meaning day, hun} has in no way besmirched me, my serious swordsman and champion of my virtue.

Dayun has, if anything, graciously {well, okay, maybe not that, but I'm trying to go with the flow here, okay?! } 'allowed' the Baroness to 'play' with the Court Jester. Dayun has submitted to being called every name in the book but his rightful one, along with being called every description of every vile thing and/or creature...and has responded in 'kind'...ALL IN FUN. Admittedly, at times {okay, 99.9% of the time on those posts and in other places as well } he and I have most likely appeared to those who have missed the tongue in cheek/trying to mince each other repartee as...whatever else it could have been mistakenly construed as...other than the inane insaneness we were playing at. {Although, in my never humble opinion...dayun is as f'd up as a football bat! }.

I begrudgingly admit...ahhhh, that I...find him...dayun, that is...'amusing'...in that dry {FLAKY } British way that he has about him. In all reality and actuality, funintheday2006 has been the utmost upright British Gentleman...allowing me and other Bitches to tear into him in a continual cycle of resharpening our wits' claws...thus saving untold numbers of men on this site the anguish of having to deal with us themselves! In other words...we really do have the 'hots' for the frigid Brit! I'm sure it's just our tempers flaring...or maybe menopause in my case...but it was meant in fun, by fun/dayun...truly.

My next post to segue to...will be a memoriam for dayun, in fact...as soon as we get him to pop that 'special' little pill that we made for him! {Or not...the next post will probably be something more like...The Baroness Demands...Amuse Me! or maybe something about the correct way to enjoy anal sex.}


As I said, and meant...your intentions and thoughts were well meant and seriously sweet; I, however, am unscathed and reinvigorated...and will bid myself to act with a bit more decorum so as to not goad others into unseeming behavior...later...probably...maybe...sooner or later...? { Thank you. }

**Remember what the Monty Python boys said.
What? Always look on the bright side?
No! You never expect the Spanish Inquisition! **


goboi_go 55M

7/30/2006 12:10 pm

No more unseemly behaviour? Damn, thats what I read you for. Yeah, you got me covered in the Bastid section, at least a couple.

But I really think many women aspire to the Bitch thing as a defense mechanism. I mean, less chance of a FT trying to yank on you - kind of like a "survivor" thing. Maybe, do you think men do the bastid thing in the same way or is it just natural

Hey, that last post with that guy hugging you....he looks alot like me but has a little more forehead, but yeah he does. Where are his laugh lines??? he's not laughing- did you give HIM shit? lol


intierzha 43M

7/30/2006 1:35 pm

Bright side of death, sure

Did some call your defender... Tim? (you know they had to butcher the editing in that scene, cause John Cleese was apparently so funny, no one could actually keep a straight face during filming).

Also, next time I post on the deeper meanings of life, I will remember to not be so tired and distracted... I'm only tired now.

C.


rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/30/2006 3:33 pm

Pardon me for interrupting your uh, rant (or whatever)...at the risk of pimping myself in strange territory, I wanted to let you know that last night I posted Gossip. Why should this be of interest to you, you ask... I answer that I lifted the idea and approach from a comment that you left on someone else's blog about a month ago... (I know I have written down somewhere, but I can't find it at the moment). Anyway, I figured that if I'm gonna steal your idea, the least I can do is let you know what I've done, and offer you credit for it (unless of course, you just hate what I've done with it, in which case, it's all my fault).

So, I've told you about it...


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/30/2006 7:56 pm

Oh well, pardon me for being fucking hilarious
Listen auld git, you got a champion?? Well fuck me rigid
Lets get as bit of truthy type stuff going here:
Your womanhood was attacked?? Fuck me that was a good shot then
Saintliness and sanity?? You must have a bleeding good memory or seen someone recently displaying some
As for the besmirching crap, I never touched ya and I'll tell 'em that in court.
I may be as fucked up as a football bat, at least I dont fucking look like one
Course ya all fancy me, who fucking wouldn't?
The only thing that worries me is you being invigorated. That means you're gonna come and get me again dont it??
I have been nominated for the following awards, giz em.
FUNNY BASTARD
SEXIEST BASTARD
FRIENDLIEST BASTARD
MUSCLY BASTARD
CLEVER BASTARD
HUMBLE BASTARD
THAT BASTARD
THANK YOU
Ya cant sharpen your wit till ya get one daft bugger, if wit were shit you'd be constipated.


BaronessK 52F

7/30/2006 11:03 pm

    Quoting goboi_go:
    No more unseemly behaviour? Damn, thats what I read you for. Yeah, you got me covered in the Bastid section, at least a couple.

    But I really think many women aspire to the Bitch thing as a defense mechanism. I mean, less chance of a FT trying to yank on you - kind of like a "survivor" thing. Maybe, do you think men do the bastid thing in the same way or is it just natural

    Hey, that last post with that guy hugging you....he looks alot like me but has a little more forehead, but yeah he does. Where are his laugh lines??? he's not laughing- did you give HIM shit? lol
Now, goboi, I said I was bidding myself {that's the Baroness}...but there are 6 others that probably won't listen!

I don't aspire to it...because I already have my PhD and my Masters and my Doctorate in it! But, yes, for some females I think it is a defense mechanism. In my case, it is actually a major part of me, that is only reigned in by choice when the need arises. From what I have been told {and called}, by their definition{s} of what they believed me to be, I am {several types of} Bitch...but never BITCH.

Some men do the Bastard thing as a defense mechanism, some because they literally don't 'know any better'; the BASTARDS, however, know better and don't give a crap {and never will}, because they see people as objects {and don't see women even as people but instead as 'property' or what have you.

For that last comment, dear...oh, gawd, could I give YOU 'shit'! 'That guy' is John Mark; it was taken on our wedding day. He had 'character lines', some of which were laugh lines; for a boy raised in Mississippi, his sense of humor was more akin to the British type. I will post a closer up one of him or a {rare} one of him smiling {sort of? } in my next post probably. I gave him a little 'shit'...as in, he asked me 7 times to marry him, which I kept refusing to, then I asked him once to marry me which he refused to, then he asked me 7 more times to marry him. I said yes on his 14th proposal.

Have you ever loved someone so much that you couldn't make yourself grab for the brass ring type of thing because you were 'afraid' of actually having everything you ever wanted? The only way we are weak is if we have a weak 'spot', because the only way we can be conquered is if we have something to lose...JM was my 'achilles heel'.


BaronessK 52F

7/30/2006 11:34 pm

    Quoting intierzha:
    Bright side of death, sure

    Did some call your defender... Tim? (you know they had to butcher the editing in that scene, cause John Cleese was apparently so funny, no one could actually keep a straight face during filming).

    Also, next time I post on the deeper meanings of life, I will remember to not be so tired and distracted... I'm only tired now.

    C.
Wouldn't that be narrowing down who it is, a lot? I'm not saying even if the person has a blog or knows my email or what type member they are or even if they ever commented on my blog or if I have responded on their blog {if they have one} or.... {Actually, I don't think I recall knowing his 'real' name; damn, shouldn't have said that, because I do know Wild's real name as well as a few others'}.

Considering the 'eclectic' mix of those who I have mentioned in the past as 'attractive' to me, even if it were one of them...it would be extremely hard for anyone to guess. However, if he were to give me permission or what have you, then of course I would mention him by handle in the future. He's a sweet thing, though...and I really do have the 'hots' for him! Ah, but you don't want to know that; TMI, hmmmm?

The three lines I put down were actually a quote from Sliding Doors; the main male character is a huge Monty Python fan, and the movie is pretty heavy in references due to that.

Anything I can do to help you with your tiredness and distractedness...like make you more so....


BaronessK 52F

7/31/2006 12:03 am

    Quoting rm_smosmof2:
    Pardon me for interrupting your uh, rant (or whatever)...at the risk of pimping myself in strange territory, I wanted to let you know that last night I posted Gossip. Why should this be of interest to you, you ask... I answer that I lifted the idea and approach from a comment that you left on someone else's blog about a month ago... (I know I have written down somewhere, but I can't find it at the moment). Anyway, I figured that if I'm gonna steal your idea, the least I can do is let you know what I've done, and offer you credit for it (unless of course, you just hate what I've done with it, in which case, it's all my fault).

    So, I've told you about it...
Hun, my blog is like a rule-free zone! I read the post...and I can't recall the comment or anything...so let's say YOU 'segued' that post all yourself! {Damn, I should have said give me credit...everyone liked your post! } Really, there's no telling what I said, how I meant it, why I commented it...so take credit for it yourself...because it was a great post and I don't see really how a comment from me 'wrote' a post anyway! Oh! I comment wanked on your post about it anyway! Let's get your 'unique comments' count up!


BaronessK 52F

7/31/2006 2:08 am

    Quoting funintheday2006:
    Oh well, pardon me for being fucking hilarious
    Listen auld git, you got a champion?? Well fuck me rigid
    Lets get as bit of truthy type stuff going here:
    Your womanhood was attacked?? Fuck me that was a good shot then
    Saintliness and sanity?? You must have a bleeding good memory or seen someone recently displaying some
    As for the besmirching crap, I never touched ya and I'll tell 'em that in court.
    I may be as fucked up as a football bat, at least I dont fucking look like one
    Course ya all fancy me, who fucking wouldn't?
    The only thing that worries me is you being invigorated. That means you're gonna come and get me again dont it??
    I have been nominated for the following awards, giz em.
    FUNNY BASTARD
    SEXIEST BASTARD
    FRIENDLIEST BASTARD
    MUSCLY BASTARD
    CLEVER BASTARD
    HUMBLE BASTARD
    THAT BASTARD
    THANK YOU
    Ya cant sharpen your wit till ya get one daft bugger, if wit were shit you'd be constipated.
You're ? Then quit looking in the mirror until after ya meds kick in!

I have the Champion of Champions, thank you!

fun, nothing could fuck YOU 'rigid'...unless it was a steel pole up ya....

What would YOU know about truth, oh delusional one?

I am a woman and a Baroness {Bitch}...ya commoner git!

One of me is quite sane, thank you...and she thinks you're a wankering git, too, so nah!

I betcha know the judges in the offenders night court real well, too!

I definitely fancy ya, all right...but what I fancy is Nemo fileted on a silver platter!

Constipated cleverness...from someone who jizzes out their 'best' 'lines'?


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/31/2006 7:40 am

    Quoting BaronessK:
    You're ? Then quit looking in the mirror until after ya meds kick in!

    I have the Champion of Champions, thank you!

    fun, nothing could fuck YOU 'rigid'...unless it was a steel pole up ya....

    What would YOU know about truth, oh delusional one?

    I am a woman and a Baroness {Bitch}...ya commoner git!

    One of me is quite sane, thank you...and she thinks you're a wankering git, too, so nah!

    I betcha know the judges in the offenders night court real well, too!

    I definitely fancy ya, all right...but what I fancy is Nemo fileted on a silver platter!

    Constipated cleverness...from someone who jizzes out their 'best' 'lines'?
It is well known in the Kingdom of Blog that all worship the Fun God (Moi)

I have the Champion of Champions, thank you! That is like giving a poodle the job of protecting a Rotweieller

fun, nothing could fuck YOU 'rigid'...unless it was a steel pole up ya.... Ya wanna, go on admit it

What would YOU know about truth, oh delusional one? Truth = T hurt, thats why ya spout off ya yankee git

I am a woman and a Baroness {Bitch}...ya commoner git! The jury is out on the former and my status as God trancends any self proclaimed BITCH title.

One of me is quite sane, thank you...and she thinks you're a wankering git, too, so nah! How do you know it was HER??

I betcha know the judges in the offenders night court real well, too! I AM ONE

I definitely fancy ya, all right...but what I fancy is Nemo fileted on a silver platter! Nemo is boneless but, not spinesless

Constipated cleverness...from someone who jizzes out their 'best' 'lines'? I stopped snorting 'em when I saw what it did to you


BaronessK 52F

7/31/2006 7:59 am

    Quoting funintheday2006:
    It is well known in the Kingdom of Blog that all worship the Fun God (Moi)

    I have the Champion of Champions, thank you! That is like giving a poodle the job of protecting a Rotweieller

    fun, nothing could fuck YOU 'rigid'...unless it was a steel pole up ya.... Ya wanna, go on admit it

    What would YOU know about truth, oh delusional one? Truth = T hurt, thats why ya spout off ya yankee git

    I am a woman and a Baroness {Bitch}...ya commoner git! The jury is out on the former and my status as God trancends any self proclaimed BITCH title.

    One of me is quite sane, thank you...and she thinks you're a wankering git, too, so nah! How do you know it was HER??

    I betcha know the judges in the offenders night court real well, too! I AM ONE

    I definitely fancy ya, all right...but what I fancy is Nemo fileted on a silver platter! Nemo is boneless but, not spinesless

    Constipated cleverness...from someone who jizzes out their 'best' 'lines'? I stopped snorting 'em when I saw what it did to you
I've heard that people devil worship, too...oh, but I repeat!

Why, thank you...glad you admit I could whip YOUR ass!

Admit what, dayun? One of us gets that amnesia thing, ya know....

I'm a Yank but not a yankee...ya unedumacated thang!

Again...Bitch NOT BITCH!

Hmmmm...well, she said it was...but all of have the same accent almost, so...I'll have to get back to you on that!

That explains y'all's justice system!

Nemo leave that to you, huh?

Dayun only thing I ever 'snort'...well, I drink it, I don't snort it...cuz wouldn't all that 'salty stuff' burn like...never mind!


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