And that's all I have to say about that....  

BaronessK 52F
1646 posts
5/24/2006 7:31 pm

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11/5/2006 9:17 pm

And that's all I have to say about that....


Fuck

Spiritswilling 63M

5/24/2006 9:35 pm

I agree. That word has so many uses in everyday life.


BaronessK 52F

5/24/2006 10:34 pm

I mainly say {now} only damn, shit, and hell. Fuck, however, has so many uses. I could go to FUBAR, I suppose, to be 'p.c.' {acronym actually means Fucked Up Beyond All Repair or a couple of other versions like that}. FUBAR just doesn't have that 'ring' to it, though, does it? *L*

I read a story a long time ago about Rosie O'Donnel; she had worked with Melanie Griffith on some movie or whatever and was talking about what a sweet person Melanie was; except for her language. Rosie said that Melanie used the word Fuck all the time; as a noun, an adjective, an adverb, a preposition, a proposition, and even places where it didn't fucking even make sense! *LOL* Fucking works for me!FLMAOROTFF*


goboi_go 55M

5/25/2006 6:17 pm

FUBAR! - yep, you're a computer geek alright.
fuckedupbeyondallrecognition - same thing.


BaronessK 52F

5/25/2006 8:32 pm

PEBKAC! {Problem Exists Between Keyboard And User}. Fuck, that makes me a 'geek'?! Puulleeeeaassssee! Saying something in a sexy, horny, husky voice {a la Kathleen Turner or Bacall or Bette Midler} MIGHT be geeky, even -- like, "Oh, baby...control alt but don't delete!", "Type faster, baby, oh yes...hit the 'any' key, yes, Yes, YESSSS!", or "Space bar, this, baby!" How about let ya fingers do the talkin' and the walkin'?

Home is where the @ is? Home is where the hard on is?! I've got ya 'laptop', sugar!

BTW, what the hell does "Fuck me running!" mean, anway? I understand fucked up, fucked out, fuck you, fuck yourself, fuck me, fuck it, fuck a duck, fuck you and the horse you rode in on, fuck your {insert family member or other type relationship}, fucking right, ain't fucking right, fucking car/truck, fucking computer, fucking Microsoft, fucking politicians, ain't fucking happening, ain't no fucking way, not in this fucking lifetime, not with someone else's fucking body parts, and fucking finger looking good. Fuck me running, though? No fucking way, dude; I'm either in to it or I'm not! I'm fucking out of here, babe! {P.S. Fuck, fuckity, fuck! *FLMAO*


BaronessK 52F

5/26/2006 12:22 am

I dare you! *L* Actually, I dare YOU...with your readership levels, it would be absolutely fucking awesome! *LOL*

Wait, oh wait...mzhuny, have *I* got an idea for YOU! Not just a word, oh no, no, no! For your blog itself, post just a punctuation mark! *FLMAO* OMG, even better...put the title as ? and the post itself as !. *FLMFAOFROTFF*

Gawd, I'm weird...but amusing, yes, I am that...more or less?!


dankos2069 55M

5/26/2006 7:22 am

never heard of fuck me running but it sounds difficult.

An intern working for me doing a open source programming job in the summer once told me about FUBAR. He was the definition of geek. But he did work so fast and air-tight he saved the place at least $75K at his $14/hr. then he went back to school. His first day of work he came in to work at that government facility with a T-shirt that said "Alien Nation" and a pic of an alien. egads. I kept him hidden, but warm and well fed.


dankos2069 55M

5/26/2006 8:30 am

oh and I forgot, the kid was a virgin. When we found that out we made it our personal project to get him laid. He was a good kid, losing way too much hair for someone so young but he was honest and would look you in the eye and tell you anything. Lost his dad at a young age and was sent away to school while his mom lived with her new husband. I spoke to her once, she sounded rough.

So there was this other geek chick in the next building and we would walk over there I would tell him to try to initiate talk on Linux, system security etc while I found someone to talk to or picked up something to eat at the cafeteria. Finally, after several excruciating trips to bldg 14 with him, they went on a date and it did not go well. He came back the next day and told me he thought he might never get laid and may just forget about it altogether....poor kid. That was around 4 yrs ago and we have since lost contact.


BaronessK 52F

5/27/2006 2:05 am

I'm the definition of the word 'weird'! *L* It's all good, uh huh! *LOL* But if I WAS a 'geekess', would ya keep ME hid but warm and fed?

Bad programmer, bug byte! *L* Ya do NOT have a casual conversation about LINUX -- it's like Zen, it just 'is'. As for his lack of sexual experience, he probably had a lack of emotional maturity in the area of dating at least. You have to know how to get on someone's level of understanding to teach them. Computerized allegories and all that? Once there was this little guy name 0, who met this hot cutie name 1 one day.... *L*

I am so not 'right', am I?!


dankos2069 55M

5/27/2006 4:55 am

sounds like a binary relationship

Oh yes, they found a way to converse about Linux, Red Hat and security. Geeks are a poppin'. We're talking a whole new level here.


BaronessK 52F

5/27/2006 12:24 pm

A whole new level? Hmmmm....

*I would do it on a bridge, or up against a fridge....*


BaronessK 52F

5/27/2006 9:11 pm

You Might Be a Computers' Support Technician if...

*you are zen-like in your acceptance of users, realizing there is no limit to the depths of cluelessness, and yet help anyway.

*You know the W98 setup wizard by heart and can walk a user through it without even interrupting your game session.

*You know where the email settings are in Internet Mail, Outlook Express, Pegasus, Eudora, Netscape Mail, Messenger Mailbox, & you don't use any of those programs for personal use.

*You know what TCP/IP stands for, not to mention DNS, HTTP, SNMP, BGP, OSPF, and DUN; you like acronyms.

*You can answer the question 'is the internet broken' without laughing.


Nah!


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