100 things I want to try in sex...or not...?  

BaronessK 52F
1646 posts
7/8/2006 4:47 am

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11/13/2006 1:15 am

100 things I want to try in sex...or not...?

"Your post has been denied due to the following reason: Banned Topics (hate/weapons/under age). Please update your post to get it re-reviewed."

The above message, in a cute little 'warning yellow' box was placed beneath my post {the one that should be right here already; maybe at some point in time it will be somewhere beneath this}. This was from our host, AdultFriendFinder. Okay, so what am I to do? As in, what is it in this posting that has ANYthing to do with hate {beyond saying I don't want someone to smother me during sex, etcetera?!}, weapons, and/or underage of any sort?! I don't have a clue; I am sending it back through, with this pre-post note and leaving the original as it was...because what they said is in violation of their terms is NOT IN this posting {or any of my postings}. Well, I guess we'll see if someone smarter gets to review it this time!

I missed my 100th post; well, I missed doing a '100' whatever on my 100th post. I was going to do a post about the 100 things I would like to do sexually, since I already did a post on a 100 things about myself on my 42nd post {because I'll be 42 this year; this month now, actually}.

Then as I thought it out, there aren't a 100, or possibly even 10 things, that I would like to do sexually that I haven't already done. So, it's a 100 things I do NOT want to try, do, imagine, etcetera, sexually for myself.

Unless I can't think of enough, then ya get 'top ten' time!

1} 'fluff girl' {they 'ready' porn guys}

2} pain

3} bukake {circle jerk-off onto female/me}

4} Kennedy 'girlfriend' [self explanatory IMO}

5} scat {related to shit and sex}

6} bestiality {related to animals and sex}

7} necrophilia {sex with the dead}

8} sex of ANY sort with any sort of 'ex'
{see #2, #3, #5, #6 and #7}

9} asphyxiation/drug enhanced {includes viagra}

10}...I'm thinking; I'm thinking!



BaronessK 52F

7/12/2006 12:00 am

My original comment placed on this blog was denied. "Your comment has been denied due to the following reason: Banned Topics {hate/weapons/under age}. Feel free to submit a new comment."

What was the comment that I made? Quoting Adult Friend Finders' policy, verbatim, about what would cause a posting to be denied. Go figure....


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/12/2006 1:32 am

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BaronessK 52F

7/12/2006 1:57 am

Comment Wanker!

I know you don't hear this very often, dayun...but I'm coming!


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
7/12/2006 1:49 pm

_____How about pissing on/ being pissed on, in the shower? (All you'd need to do when done is rinse it off.)


BaronessK 52F

7/12/2006 3:01 pm

Sky, you voting 'for' or 'against' that type of thing, hun?


wildoats19622 55M
3484 posts
7/12/2006 11:18 pm

I have a list of things I won't do. GASP! My list is shorter!

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


BaronessK 52F

7/13/2006 6:38 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    I have a list of things I won't do. GASP! My list is shorter!
So ya up for the 'fluff girl' position, right?


goboi_go 55M

7/13/2006 8:01 am

Theoretically, is not necrophilia impossible for a woman? Yes, don't start the drug enhanced thing until you need to - remember me?

I have to agree with all of them though I would be a Kennedy girlfriend if the money was right. Yyyeh


BaronessK 52F

7/13/2006 4:07 pm

    Quoting goboi_go:
    Theoretically, is not necrophilia impossible for a woman? Yes, don't start the drug enhanced thing until you need to - remember me?

    I have to agree with all of them though I would be a Kennedy girlfriend if the money was right. Yyyeh
Actually not goboi...something about if they are aroused at time of death, and then rigor mortis and all that; don't know the exact details {don't want to know! }. Ewwww, a Kennedy gf? Have you NO SHAME?! {If you do have no shame...want my telephone number, email, messenger handles, key to my door...no wait, that's going to far...ya don't need all my messenger handles! }


wildoats19622 55M
3484 posts
7/13/2006 8:22 pm

I don't remember the series, I think it was Farscape, but one of the characters sneaks on to a porn set claiming to be "Fluff daddy". It was amusing when he found out what the job duties were.

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


goboi_go 55M

7/13/2006 8:24 pm

Have I no shame?? hA., this coming from the chick who gave a hum job to some guy on a gurney? - or was it an ambulance? How's that for recall?

Kennedy money is good, old, money. There was a song about 10 yrs ago something like "I wouldn't want to be a Kennedy". In the middle, where the break should be, they have JFK giving his "ask not what you can do..." speech.....sounded cool. Think I'll try to find it.

Now how the hell can you find a guy who died with a hard on?. I would bet that it cannot be done. Though I am sure you will tell me I am wrong, am I right?


BaronessK 52F

7/14/2006 12:21 am

    Quoting wildoats19622:
    I don't remember the series, I think it was Farscape, but one of the characters sneaks on to a porn set claiming to be "Fluff daddy". It was amusing when he found out what the job duties were.

    Wild
Sexual innuendo about a character's sexual direction...I'm SHOCKED...NOT! I wouldn't mind it so much, ya know, because I hear it pays really well and I like it really well...but, well, I don't get the 'jackpot' so I'm just not interested! [/color[


BaronessK 52F

7/14/2006 12:36 am

    Quoting goboi_go:
    Have I no shame?? hA., this coming from the chick who gave a hum job to some guy on a gurney? - or was it an ambulance? How's that for recall?

    Kennedy money is good, old, money. There was a song about 10 yrs ago something like "I wouldn't want to be a Kennedy". In the middle, where the break should be, they have JFK giving his "ask not what you can do..." speech.....sounded cool. Think I'll try to find it.

    Now how the hell can you find a guy who died with a hard on?. I would bet that it cannot be done. Though I am sure you will tell me I am wrong, am I right?
He was in a hospital bed, in a private room, with a broken {regular} leg, so nah! You're just jealous!

You are right...that you are wrong! Rigor Mortis thing, etcetera, as when they die in state of arousal and etcetera. It's still gross!


FunFlirty4u 46F

7/15/2006 1:58 pm

I've never had a post banned thats pretty funny. I agree with your list so far but a little pain in exchange for a lot of pleasure I would be willing to tolerate and a fluffer doesn't sound like too bad a job lol


BaronessK 52F

7/16/2006 3:29 am

    Quoting FunFlirty4u:
    I've never had a post banned thats pretty funny. I agree with your list so far but a little pain in exchange for a lot of pleasure I would be willing to tolerate and a fluffer doesn't sound like too bad a job lol
Evidently either a bot/program catches a key word {whether I am for or against said word or phrase} or else some don't-give-a-crap 'proofer' looks over it and goes numb from the neck up.

Re: 'pain'...there is pain and there is PAIN! I usually put "real pain" {being a no no}. After all, my Purity score is 14...not like a lot of things shouldn't be obvious about me!

As for the fluffer thing...like I said, I would like doing it, and it pays well...but if I don't get the 'jackpot'...I'd be bummed!


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