'Blog' THIS...BITCH!  

BaronessK 52F
1646 posts
8/1/2006 2:27 am

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'Blog' THIS...BITCH!

THIS HAD NOTATION AFTER I DELETED MAJOR PARTS OF THE BLOG POSTING ITSELF THAT NOW IT CONTAINED SOME KIND OF FORBIDDEN SUBJECT...HOW?! I DELETED THINGS, NOT ADDED, AND IT'S STOOD JUST LIKE IT WAS BEFORE THE DELETED THINGS EVER SINCE THE DAY I POSTED IT! To Customer Service or to Abuse, please reinstate this posting -- I DELETED possible handles and all such things NOT added ANYTHING! THANKS!!

[post 448848] and [post 448853] were, in old show biz talk, a '2 in 2'; that's Be back after 2 words from our sponsors {commercials nowadays} in 2 minutes {which is usually longer these days}. I was using the time to count to a hundred...slowly...in 3 different languages. I threw in 1 to 3 in Japanese {that's all Big Bird Goes to Japan taught up to}.

I had went back to Whores, Balls, Wankers, Sluts, Bitches, Drama, and.... to see what/who the new comment was. I do answer each and every comment {like that's a strain, because come on, how many do I get all the time!}.


I had a little whelp BITCH pup sniffing around my blog...and the BITCH SHIT in it, so...CHILD, since you chose not to say anything nice {or rather let SHIT SPEW} for your {supposed} first post ever {from a profile obviously made up for SHITTING purposes}...let me 'help' you get your '15 minutes of 'fame', BITCH WHELP..."I'm gonna help make ya a STAHHHHR!" Yes, BITCH WHELP, you should have stayed with the other 'youngins' in myspace where your 're-re' AOHell spasms would have gone far more unnoticed...BITCH BRAT!

Take your SKANKY BITCH WHELP IN HEAT PMS BULLSHIT and SHOVE it BACK where IT CAME FROM...where EVERYthing has already been before! YOU do NOT KNOW ME...and the only thing more dangerous than a highly trained armed combat soldier...is an intelligent, pissed off REAL WOMAN! 'Welcome' to the Baroness' Blog, you BITCH CUNT RUNT...you are NOT in MS anymore!


So who is this BITCH WHELP CUNT RUNT SKANK BRAT? I am soooo glad you asked!

Quoting: what the hell are you smoking? Get rid of it...It is sooooo fucking you up. AdultFriendFinder is just a game of fucking..if you are using this to find the love of your life..you are on the wrong site.Try eharmony.com."

Quoting BaronessK: "I have a link for you, BITCH...try DoctorsforBITCHES com...they'll give you a cut rate hell of a deal on a humor transplant! Oh, and IF "fucking" WAS a 'game'...you must be high scorer, because you are fucked UP, fucked OVER, and fucked OUT...which means -- 3 strikes YOU are OUT...BITCH!"

"For the rest of y'all reading this...I'd like to share some things with y'all about my newest commenter...to really make her feel ever so f'n welcome! She is, according to her own profile, "attached"...and looking for everything that was checkable on this site! Hey, guys...there's a woman who has 'everything' ... including the cootiest of cooties -- ya know, the kind that ajax, chlorox, and major medical can't rid ya of! She also, and I just MUST quote again, says "I don't want just sex I also would like to have a relationship." Whoa...she must have an account on that site she told me about, hmmmm? But then again...why would SHE have one there...when she just told me that this site was for fucking, and fucking only...by her responding to me on a BLOG that posts on a 'sex' site...hmmmm!"

"'I would rather not be tied down...' {ellipses have FOUR dots when they end a sentence...stupid!} -- and what happened to that 'relationship' you wanted 3 sentences earlier? 'A man who is in charge and successful in his life and business. Someone who can carry on a conversation about what's going on in the world and locally.I hope to meet someone who is kind and mature.' Why would YOU expect someone like that to be on a SEX site...and especially to contact YOU since you keep saying it's all a FUCKING 'game'?!'"

"BITCH don't share, that's for sure...I'm not on anything, but she must be smokin' some real potent shit! I would tell her to bite my ass...but I'm a Baroness and a Lady...and I don't want her f'n cootiest cooties! Don't ya just feel all the warm huggiez and shit in the air?!"

End of quote...but not end of this subject, oh no! HEY, YOU...YEAH, YOU PATHETIC WHINING CUNT WHELP IN HEAT BITCH -- WHAT do you NOT un-der-stand about NOT SHITTING in OTHER PEOPLE's blogs?! One freaking post and NO blog...and YOU are telling ME what *I* can or can NOT do on MY blog? RUNT CUNT BITCH...it says ADULT FIRST and it says FRIEND second in the NAME...and I can be here for any fucking OR NOT FUCKING reason *I* want to be! Just because YOU do NOT have to know their names to have them stick their dick in your infected carcass does not mean the rest of us have gone to Hell! YOU are NOT going to tell ME how to do MY blog BITCH! Yes, I see that happening...about the time it snows a blizzard in Texas on my birthday {which is in July, of course} during a heat wave! YOU SHOULD...especially since you are either 1 of 4 people/group who are SPINELESS SKANKY BITCH CUNTS...or else YOU should GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR MOTHER'S COMPUTER AND LET THE ADULTS DO WHAT ADULTS DO! YOU want to 'play'? MY BLOG is NOT YOUR fucking 'playground' you SKANK WHORE WANNABE, so take YOUR SKANK BACK to the CRACK TANK!

I should have let this 'go'...but I'll be damned if I do! Her {supposed} first post...yet of over 240,000 blogs on this site...she goes directly to my blog to that post {which doesn't even talk about finding someone to begin with! -- YOU ILLITERATE COW CUNT!}. Yeah, some 'coincidence' or whatever right...along with believing I can buy ocean front property in Arizona! I have one more thing to say. COME AND GET IT BITCH...I AIN'T YA MAMA AND I WILL SHUT UP YOUR F'N DRAMA!


Now, I have to go...'rant' is over...and I have bloggers to annoy, f'amble to, and generally be my weird, wonderful self for.... The Baroness' Ballroom is on the Baroness Broadcasting Bureau this morning...and I hear my 'songs' playing....


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/1/2006 3:09 am

Oh shit, fuck me if I didn't piss myself
Listen ya auld git the Fun God has the franchise on swearing around here, you trying to take my business??
Now I want you to stop it. You always beat about the bush, hold back, never trult tell us what you're thinking.
It ain't good for you, say what you mean and say it straight, we cannot all read between the lines to get at the real comment you want to make.
Now, I am an analyst of sorts and I know just by reading this you are mad at some woman who commented on some blog or other.

Try to be more specific babe, its gonna help, I promise.


Too much, just tooooooooooo much


economickrisis 54M

8/1/2006 8:53 pm

Its bloody great to find a sheila who can express herself clearly. Good on ya !!


BaronessK 52F

8/2/2006 2:22 am

    Quoting funintheday2006:
    Oh shit, fuck me if I didn't piss myself
    Listen ya auld git the Fun God has the franchise on swearing around here, you trying to take my business??
    Now I want you to stop it. You always beat about the bush, hold back, never trult tell us what you're thinking.
    It ain't good for you, say what you mean and say it straight, we cannot all read between the lines to get at the real comment you want to make.
    Now, I am an analyst of sorts and I know just by reading this you are mad at some woman who commented on some blog or other.

    Try to be more specific babe, its gonna help, I promise.


    Too much, just tooooooooooo much
We will work on the water closet training AFTER the training for taking your socks off before sex, dayun!

YOU have the 'francise' on swearing...or being sworn AT {more bloody likely!}...ya gittish, prudish, wankering, whinging, buggering blighter of a bloody poor soddish excuse riddled delusional ungentlemanly sot! {Next time I'll do in in my native American English...it's just soooo much more...colorful then instead of colourful! }


BaronessK 52F

8/2/2006 2:30 am

Cor! What a stink, what?


BaronessK 52F

8/2/2006 2:35 am

    Quoting economickrisis:
    Its bloody great to find a sheila who can express herself clearly. Good on ya !!
You sure about that, the clearly part? According to Doctor funintheday...I always beat about the bush, hold back, never trult tell y'all what I'm thinking, need to say what I mean and say it straight because y'all have to read between the lines to get at my real comment that I want to make. Maybe he's right...after all, his lemonade stand turned doctor's office charges a whole heapin' 10 cents now...and since he ain't cheap { } he just must be good and right...right?

BTW...is 'good on ya' an Aussie expression...or an offer?


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/2/2006 7:18 pm

Try not to be so vague with your feelings next time ok?...I'm a man, I hate reading between the lines...


brute472 74M
3480 posts
8/2/2006 10:40 pm

BTW...is 'good on ya' an Aussie expression...or an offer?

Being a dinky die Aussie I can answer that.
The real meaning is "True blue." or "Right on"
Or maybe "I would be good on you." Or it is good on you oh bugger it who cares it would be good on you.( On being the operative word.)


BaronessK 52F

8/3/2006 1:18 am

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    Try not to be so vague with your feelings next time ok?...I'm a man, I hate reading between the lines...
Listen...YOU...sexy-eyed thang you...read THIS ... so, ya wanna?


BaronessK 52F

8/3/2006 1:23 am

    Quoting brute472:
    BTW...is 'good on ya' an Aussie expression...or an offer?

    Being a dinky die Aussie I can answer that.
    The real meaning is "True blue." or "Right on"
    Or maybe "I would be good on you." Or it is good on you oh bugger it who cares it would be good on you.( On being the operative word.)
Darlin', trust me...I KNEW that! However, when one is fishing...it helps to use the right bait...uhmmmm, words...whatev, hunny bunny! So, how are you and your mum doing?


goboi_go 55M

8/3/2006 8:48 am

whew, DADDY!
I thought I would be on the receiving end of a post like that, lord knows I've tried, but no, I still have my orig. asshole I just checked, now I have to wash my hands, ew.

"She", if its a she, paid the silver membership and made that first post to you? Bet it's someone you know.??


BaronessK 52F

8/3/2006 11:53 am

Now, goboi...I have NEVER been MEAN to YOU...a teasing flirt, YES, but NEVER MEAN!

Oh, you caught the paid for balls, hmmmm? Part of my point why I went off like that, too, of course. Like I said, one particular BITCH I can think of...and then a couple of possibles plus possibly a 'group' in it together...what the hell...they keep this shit up I'll have my claws so sharp I'll be up that list wall in no time...and I'm sure that's not exactly what she/they want!


goboi_go 55M

8/3/2006 12:31 pm

I know you haven't and I can't understand it.

a group of people? Go ahead, go get 'em. Im right behind you. yaah(nice view btw)

a posse out for your scalp no doubt. Let's circle the wagons, or would that be let's form a circle of wagons. Who knows, just grab some chicken, I got a couple of six-packs come on over and lets bust a movie, I mean watch.


BaronessK 52F

8/3/2006 5:50 pm

    Quoting goboi_go:
    I know you haven't and I can't understand it.

    a group of people? Go ahead, go get 'em. Im right behind you. yaah(nice view btw)

    a posse out for your scalp no doubt. Let's circle the wagons, or would that be let's form a circle of wagons. Who knows, just grab some chicken, I got a couple of six-packs come on over and lets bust a movie, I mean watch.
Because you're a sweet one, hun, and you ramble along with me on my blog, of course!

Well, just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they really aren't out to get me or that it really isn't a conspiracy, ya know!

NO chick flicks! Watch a movie then bust a move...that work?


goboi_go 55M

8/4/2006 10:28 am

No lifetime channel then?.....good. Like the UFC?

You know, I don't really watch boxing anymore since they came out with this Ultimate fighting sport on cable. I mean, the way these guys fight is amazing. Knockout or submission. The guy either submits or risks breaking a limb, disability or even death. It is so on the edge it actually holds my attention the whole hour. Last night the last fight started at 9:56. I told my son, this is either going to be a fast fight or it goes past 10:00. Sure as shit, the guy pummeled a 6'10" guy in 3 minutes when he submitted. Some guys look carved out of stone but lose the fight to a guy with love handles....go figure....technique. Anyway, last week this reallly carved guy is getting pummeled by "a chicago street fighter". I mean, he was on the ground getting beaten in the face, getting tired, taking body shots, knee shots...then, at the very beginning of the 2nd round he's approaching the guy in the center of the ring, does a little hop and hits the "street fighter" guy with a flying knee and the guy's out cold. Whew, my blood was rushing and my son was saying OMG. We have our favorites and ones we dislike, its funny. That bonding session between my son and I brought a tear to my eye.

yeah B, like the song says. Young MC (thanks holmes)

"Bust it
This here's a jam for all the fellas,
try to do what those ladies tell us,
get shot down cuz you're over zealous.
play hard to get,
females get jealous.
Ok, smarty, go to a party.
girls are scantilly clad and showin' body,
a chick walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
but she's in another world like you was poindexter.
Next day's function, high class luncheon.
Food is served, and you're stone could munchin'.
Music comes on, people start to dance,
but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants.
A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin',
sits down next to you and starts talkin'.
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes to groove,
so come on, fatso, and just bust a move .
You're on a mission,
and you're wishin' someone could cure your lonely condition.
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places,
no fine girls, just ugly faces.
From frustration, first inclination,
is to become a monk and leave the situation.
But ever dark tunnel has a light, I hope,
so don't hang yourself with a celibate rope.
New movie's showin', so you're goin',
could care less about the five you're blowin'.
Theatre gets dark just to start the show,
then you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row.
She's dressed in yellow, she says hello,
come sit next to me ya fine fellow.
You run over there without a second to lose,
and what comes next, hey, bust a move.
In the city, ladies look pretty,
guys tell jokes so they can seem witty.
Tell a funny joke just to get some play,
then you try to make a move and she says no way.
Girls are fakin', goodness sakin',
they want a man who brings home the bacon.
Got no money and got no car,
then you got no woman and there you are.
Some girls are sophistic, materialistic,
lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic.
They're lyin' on the beach,
perpetratin' a tan so that a
brother with the money can be their man
So, on the beach start strollin', real high rollin',
everything you have is yours and not stolen.
A girl runs up with something to prove,
so don't just stand there, bust a move
Just bust a move
Break it down for me fellas
Your best friend ,Harry, has a brother Larry
in five days from now he's gonna marry.
He's hopin' you can make it there, if you can,
cuz in the ceremony you'll be the best man.
You say neato, check your libido,
and roll to the church in your new tuxedo.
The bride walks down, just to start the wedding...
and there's one more girl you won't be getting.
so you start thinkin', then ya start blinkin',
a bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin'
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
and now you're feeling really fine cuz the girl is stacked.
preception's jumpin', bass is pumpin',
look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'.
Says she wanna dance to a different groove,
now you know what to do, g, bust a move.
Just bust a move
Move it boy."


BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 9:13 pm

Goboi, no No NO Disease of the Week Channerl! I watch UFC with TEA {elder BRAT}. I'm a cool mom, thank you!

"We have our favorites and ones we dislike, its funny. That bonding session between my son and I brought a tear to my eye." Same thing here, G!


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