So... these 2 people in heaven wanna get married....  

Barbiebunny69 43F
1457 posts
9/11/2005 6:10 pm

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So... these 2 people in heaven wanna get married....

They go up to St Peter..

Couple: "St Peter.. we wanna get married... can u find us a priest?"

Pete: "Are U crazy?! U serious? Marriage? In Heaven? Oh nonono"

Couple: "Oh please St. Peter.. We love each other. We have to get married!!!"

Pete Grumbles: "Oh allright..gimme a few to arrange all this"

Couple: "Oh thank you St Peter!!"

~~~~Peter leaves...Some part of eternity passes. Peter arrives with a priest~~~~~~~~

Peter: "OK were ready to go"

Couple: "Uh St Peter..we were thinking.. what if we get divorced?"

Peter: "No, that cant happen here.. now hurry up and get married.. the priest is ready."

Couple: "Why couldn't we get divorced?"

Peter: "(*&%^&*(" (Jumps around in maddening protest)

"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO FIND A PRIEST IN HEAVEN AND U THINK ILL EVER FIND AN ATTORNEY!??!??!"


excited045 57M
92 posts
9/11/2005 10:55 pm

LOL Barbie, Thank you for a good laugh. Had a bad day at work and needed that!!


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
9/11/2005 11:20 pm

I like this one!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/12/2005 3:56 am

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Funny, as did Magus, I'm passing this along to a Wiccan friend. Her hubby's an Assistant DA in Tx. What a combo, huh?


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
9/12/2005 8:17 am

Having worked for private Christian Schools for over 20 years I can relate to St Peter's frustration. He would have the same trouble finding a Minister.


kyplowboy2 61M

9/12/2005 8:38 am

Sad but true


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
9/12/2005 9:26 am

a very good one, bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!


areugame4 46M

9/12/2005 9:37 am

You have the sexiest Toes! Yummmmmmm! Oh and I wish that couple the very best... can you forward the priest's number to me when he is free. No need for the attorney's number... have found that most haven't even read Harry Potter... letme alone business law! My God those toes just can't get them out of my mind!!!


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/12/2005 9:13 pm

Thank you barbie! i very much needed the laugh.
i would say i am going to pass it on, but every time i try to tell a joke, i crack up too hard to get to the punchline.

sj


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/12/2005 11:11 pm

I'm surprised he found a priest at all!!!
LOL, good job Barbie

Many kisses


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/14/2005 11:04 am

Oh Jezzus Higgins,
you and the broken -winged birds...
ill see what I can do.. *shakes head Magnum style*
Gets into her pink ferrari..zooms off


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