Fun Sex Stories  

Barbiebunny69 43F
1457 posts
4/30/2005 6:35 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Fun Sex Stories

Ok heres a little peek into my sexual adventures...

After I had sex with one person i got a "I fucked (insert his name here)" T-shirt. Hey the man had a sense of humor for a major swinger.

Another man during sex knocked his head HARD against the headboard and himself out cold. Told him to take 2 asprins and call me in the morning.

Sex on the beach isnt so fun when ure trying to get sand out of wierd places.

In a boxing and pro wrestling ring feels the same.

There is such a thing as a condom shredding pussy.

I found out strippers, models and pornstars need love too.

A Doms touch is exactly what u need sometimes.

A Night Caller can be a guilty pleasure of a good kind.

Sex in a fast car is better.

A preachers kid and a jesuit priest i dont think i can go any farther on this one without being struck by lightening.

Sex in a barnyard but not with animals is the farthest id go..i think.

Oral sex on a stripper pole can be fun. Now theres an olympic event!

Never underestimate the power of a gift.

3 way kissing. Now thats somethin.

A good pussy to lick is hard to find..A hard man is good to find.

Ever not get involved with someone because u liked them too much?

Ok add your own if theres more ill add em as they come to me...oh and Keith..your convent story has begun.


Sinderlicious 51F
310 posts
5/1/2005 9:19 am

A good kiss is underated.

The movie The Sweetest Thing reminds me of some MPP's.

Toys are best played with in pairs.

Mama was wrong when she said don't play with your food but right when she said don't talk with your mouth full.

Sin like you mean it!


finebyme2000 54M

5/1/2005 3:26 pm

I was looking for something fatuous to get tattooed on my ass.Y'know?The kinda thing that takes a bit of explaining when,after getting on in years, you become bed ridden in a nursing home?Any of your posted aphorisms would be just fine.Can't choose which right now,but I'm leaning towards the strippers "need love too".But if I up my intake of crap food I could fit em all on one cheek.


TakesTeatsStood 50M
505 posts
5/1/2005 11:23 pm

I don't think I have anything to top yours.... although I have found that the great outdoors isn't usually the best place for sex... it sounds sexy and romantic but usually it keeps ya from getting very comfortable.


LimesMastsAvoid 70M
456 posts
5/2/2005 6:03 am

Just read about "Condom Tampering" on another blog....I like the pussy shredding condom better...


Gunslinger1954 62M

5/2/2005 6:16 am

My dad told me to prop 'em up against a palm tree.. (no sand wrong places)

Boxing / wrestling ring feel same way / same guy?

Condom shredding pussies - TRUE

Strippers, models and pornstars - Yes, they do!

She said that would cost more.

Night caller?

Doggystyle in the back seat at 90mph. Yes. Cracks up the cops, too.

Not a priest or preacher's son, but been struck by lightening anyway.

Had a fuck nest on top of the haystack. Parents would honk when they drove by.

Oral on stripper pole..haven't had the pleasure...yet.

Gifts are powerful. Being gifted is also powerful.

Three way kissing - sweet! Long as 2 girls, 1 guy.

This hard man loves licking pussy. Like a hand in a glove.

Yes

Nick - The great outdoors are great! Just have to go prepared like going out to sea. Need a checklist - soft blanket - perfect spot - nice weather - no bugs - water - It's a sport best planned ahead for - don't give up on it!


purejoy4fem 46F/44F
682 posts
5/2/2005 7:58 am

A good vibrator $80.00

Quality porn movie $50.00

Duracells $4.99

A good friend with or without benefits "priceless"


EdgeofdesireM 47M

5/2/2005 2:21 pm

Before fulfilling the office fantasy, make sure the door has a lock on it or the office is indeed empty. Lesson learned. But I'll confess, I wouldnt trade the memory of getting away with her hidding beneath the desk and me pressed tight against the desk to hide the undone zipper.


Sinderlicious 51F
310 posts
5/2/2005 3:15 pm

*checking things off Bunz list*

*checking picture files*

*grinning hugely* Let the auction begin!!!

Sin like you mean it!


mnfun952 102M

5/2/2005 3:46 pm

When you're 17, your girlfriend's Mom knows a LOT more about sex than your girlfriend.

MnFun


Denver_Obsidian 43M
43 posts
5/2/2005 8:52 pm

I once paid 20 Baht in Bankok, Thialand to watch a sex show where a woman had the kegel muscles to take a drag off a cigarette and puff smoke with her vagina. Great show, but I wanted to run like hell when she started hacking!

She was followed by a woman that could shoot darts from a blowgun and pop balloons in midair with her vagina. Now THAT'S a blowjob.

I once had sex at a Halloween party with a big-breasted girl dressed like Dr. Seuss. Yes, I came in her box. No, we didn't have a fox. I would of banged her on a train. I would of banged her on a plane...

A young, dumb Army Lietenant can only expect 3 things from a night in Negolas, Mexico: fixed gambling, bad tequila, and a good ole' fashion venerial disease. BTW, dis-ease is an understatement - it down right fucking hurts!


Barbiebunny69 43F

5/3/2005 6:12 am

ROFL Denver...U can hand with me anytime Mfun..i want details...sinder thanks for adding...Edge...whoa...Nick ure fine..we need sanity here..sinder..i know u have more and give those pix to Momma fiesty!


Barbiebunny69 43F

5/5/2005 3:31 am

**and i do know sinder has the pics***
eegads woman i want a cut!
I mean i was the Stuntwoman in the pics for gods sake!...notice how its always....."and bunz is gonna get it" and "bunz is the one in the middle" and "Bunz that tart started it" Heck in not even safe from potted trees thet jump on me i got so much mojo....!! (another story for blog sometime)


Jezebels_GString 51F
12 posts
5/9/2005 5:46 am

Eskew me?!?! *adjusting my glow in the dark halo*

The incriminating evidence not only consists of pictures..but air filled apparati...body indentions on cakes and I'm not quite sure how it happened...but I have masks in mah bag..???

AHEM! adding..

Sucking on a lollipop on a dance floor can get you both lusted after or lynched

empty churches echo

silk sheets stick when you get TOOO hot

You can make anything crotchless if you're determined


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