Channel 69-The Kink Channel.... McGyver Kinkware  

Barbiebunny69 43F
1457 posts
8/31/2005 11:32 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Channel 69-The Kink Channel.... McGyver Kinkware

Artz& kinky Krafts time again...

Golfball Gag
Materials List
• practice golfball, plastic, with holes
• piece of leather thong, approximately 24"
• emery board

Construction Details
First, take the emery board and work on the rough edges where the two halves of the golf ball were joined. (Remember it's going in someone's mouth and you don't want to cut their lips.) Then pass the leather lace through two holes on opposing sides of the ball. Knot the lace on each side of the ball to keep it centered on the lace.

Play Tips
The ball goes in the mouth, the lace ties behind the head. The holes in the ball allow for breathing, drooling, and some grunting and screaming sounds to escape. Since your partner won't as easily be able to use a safeword (if you use them), you'll need to set up a safe signal instead.

This is cool.
Love & Mulligans,
~Blonde Crusader Barbiebunny69


rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
8/31/2005 8:04 pm

arghh mmmmph


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/1/2005 12:14 am

**faints Oh My Cock! first Nick then PC! Welcome back!!! **smothers u with kisses** How was the summer!!**

LIXX


luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
9/1/2005 6:26 am

__The Setting: a rural country ranch w/mid-sized barn
__
__several horses in the barn, the trusty German shephard

__Babs__and__me

<<<<<<<< he is feeding the horses in the clean red barn >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< enters Babs w/bit in mouth >>>>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< he eyes Babs, the stallion snorts >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< and paws the baseboard >>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< hmmmmm___what's this? a young filly? >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< with bit in place... >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< he leans behind the tack board...and >>>>>>
<<<<<<<< lo! he raises a whip! .... crack! >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< yes! this is a nice leather whip! >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Crack! ...she cringes...swiftly, he strides >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< over to the horse blankets, seizes one...and >>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< flings it over two hay bales....Crack! >>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Down bitch! Crack! he cracks the whip >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< She whimpers...he quickly strides to her ...>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< and.... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< lifts her with one swift motion...and...>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< tosses her on the blanket like the leaf she is >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Crack! Straddle the bales !!!!! Crack! >>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< she bends over the blanket trembling, shaking, sweating >>>>>>
<<<<<<<< from behind the bales he lifts a roll of plastic.....>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< coated barbed wire and rips sections from the roll >>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< "You have been a very naughty girl, haven't you? >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Crack! Crack! Crack! >>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< "Play on me will you?" Crack! >>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< He loops both hands in the barbed wire, knowing...>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< the plastic will only protect her soft baby skin....>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< if she doesn't fight it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< "Play on me will you? Crack! Crack! >>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< he loops her hands to her legs around the bales and....>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< Crack! OOOOOOOUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< The stallion is stomping his feet and ...>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< tearing at his stall....the dog enters and ....>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< begins barking and jumping in a frenzy! >>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< Crack! OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH !!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Crack! Crack! NO! NO! NO! >>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< he places his riding boot in the small of her back and... >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< pulls her bit...and now....now....now...>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< "you must pay!" Crack! Crack! NO! NO! NO! >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< he pulls the bit back, choking off her pleas >>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< "Silence bitch!" >>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< the stallion stamps, snorts, and tears at his stall...>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Crack! Crack! Crack! >>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Cheat on me will you! >>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< he places his boot across her neck... >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Cheat on me will you? Crack! Crack! Crack! >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< she is spread eagle now, panting in frenzy >>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< he drops his belt, jeans and strides over her >>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< and .... >>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< mounts her in one swift motion >>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< she shudders, trembles, and begins to moan >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< "Cheat on me will you?" as he pulls the bit >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< her head pulls back showing tears of pain...and...>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< joy............>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< the stallion is raging at his stall the barn is shaking....>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< the dog is barking, the entire building is shaking...>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< as he thrusts.... deeper....>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< and deeper..........>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< faster .... and ...... >>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< faster..... she shakes....and....>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< moans......>>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< Crack! Cheat on me will you? Crack! >>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< She screams through the bit, now foaming with froth >>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< faster.....faster......deeper.....deeper....>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< she screams......>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< and.......>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< Writhes in ecstasy as.....>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< wave.....after wave.....>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< of pleasure racks her...>>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< Crack! faster.... and faster.....>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< he rides.....digging into her flesh...>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< she screams.....he digs his boots into her >>>>>>
<<<<<<<< fetlocks and squeezes .... and squeezes....>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< and squeezes her...she can't breathe! >>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< ooooooo-------...... >>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< they shake in an epileptic fit... >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< again.....and again.....and again >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< and then..... >>>>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< the barn explodes! >>>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<> and....>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< it explodes again! >>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< the stallion breaks down its stall >>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< the shepherd chases barking in circles >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< but.... >>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<< they clutch then begin moving anew!!!>>>>>>>>

------ to be continued -------


rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
9/1/2005 10:14 am

The summer was good (would have been GREAT ... but you weren't there)

How was your summer?


EdgeofdesireM 47M

9/1/2005 3:59 pm

Barbie
The issue left unaddressed by this latest McGyver trick. Proper protocol. In the event that you wish to give a good swing to the subject, under what circumstances must it be preceded by the exclamation of "Fore"


luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
9/2/2005 3:32 am

Alas, look what the cat drug in, another rodent farmer from Waco, whom obviously cannot distinguish between prose and erotica. Poor child, breast-feed him enough and perhaps he will eventually mature. Buns, if you get a chance while your bottle feeding tex, inform him of pulp fiction and the old Teletype style from the 30's and 40's of erotica. I know that it's really asking a lot, but if you put enough of your erotic golfballs in his mouth, perhaps he'll eventually manage.

Along the way, please teach him to distinguish between erotic writing targeted at women and writing targeted at men. I know that it gets real lonesome out on the range in texas, but Babs just do your best, I know that somehow you’ll manage. If he gets too unruly, just wear your spike heals and use one of your whips.

One last thought, and I realize that people in texas are not big on symbolism, and that they are big on screwball cults, advise tex to forget about trying to understand symbolism...he'll never figure it out...never.

From-luckywithladeez with heart and soul, something fat-boy will never understand.


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/2/2005 11:00 am

PC.. My summer was lovely. I had some great adventures and learned a lot of things, even read a few good books. ;D


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/2/2005 11:04 am

Treveling & Lucky... You two work it out amoungst yerselfs. Otherwise, Ill have to get into the middle of it and bring my big paddle with me. Wait a minute....I kinda like that thought...


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/2/2005 11:08 am

Edge...
*lol* The proper protocol is when you are "playing thru" a situation where U must use a driver-type swing for maximum effect typically with the black-jack cane ill show you how to build in my next installment.


Excellent question!


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/3/2005 1:09 pm

Lucky, I have moved your responce here as i do not want any more precious blog space taken up with this cockfight.

Barbie,

I caught that last gem from tex just before you deleted it.

I wish you well.

lucky
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now.. Ive had it and heres the spanking.

Lucky, i liked your words. HOWEVER, calling texas a pissa salesman, fat and whatever was a personal attack which is highly disappointing from a man of your mental character.

Second, Texas is obviously a different kind of man. Are his hands clean about this? No. But you two shoce to spread this chit all over lusty's and MY board. Lucky U started it and take your marbels and go home? U guys duke it out on YOUR OWN BLOGS ON YOUR OWN TIME.

I dont play favorites and everyone here in MY SPACE is special--just different...and i can appreciate that. Obviously you cant.

I wish u well.
B


luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
9/3/2005 1:21 pm

Barbie,

The fool from texas obviously doesn't understand English. I merely noted the simple fact that the FBI currently tracks more off-beat fanatic cults in Texas than any two other states combined. Somehow, texas translated this into advocating murder, indicating his own tendancies. And big words? Please!

Finally, as he is obviously imbalanced, I suggest that you notify the FBI at 1-202-324-3000. I will stand to any background check, anytime, anywhere.

Lastly, if this is some foolish game that you two are playing, I pity both of you.

lucky


luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
9/3/2005 3:50 pm

Barbie,

I agree with everything you say EXCEPT...

...you forget that tex started this with riding me about my poetry to you [his infamous "If I have egg all over--parody..."]...which you deleted and now forget...but I saved a copy of...

I wish you well.

lucky


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/4/2005 12:23 am

lucky, that instance does not count as i put him in a headlock and layed a smackdown on him and locked my blog door and i hope u caught that it was an attempt at a reprimand, without losing face for all involved. I did not delete anything. it all still stands. if u need directions, i will gladly oblige you.


luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
9/4/2005 12:51 pm

Barbie,

I'm sure that "what counts" in your world is very precious to you, and I would never attempt to deny any measure of it. That you now pass sentence upon me lightly, while brushing aside my testimony as trivial, is also your privilege, in your own blog, as well. That you (and tex, and others) are so quick to pass judgement upon me, rather that ask me the simple question, "What is the matter/problem?" reflects upon your own insecurities (character flaws), and eagerness in rushing to judgement, than it does mine. That you have thus succeeded, at least in your own mind, of belittling me, which in the physical world, you know that you could not do, reflects more upon your character (as well as tex's feeble attempts at my character assassination, (above)), and lack thereof, than it does mine.

I posted, a post here which included the FBI’s phone no., encouraging one and all to check me out. The site censors (or you) deleted my post.
If you wish, I can point you to it once more. I will face legal, moral, or ethical scrutiny from any agency or individual without fear. Can you and tex do likewise?

That you are now more interested in your feeble role-playing than fairness and truth is a testament of your character, not mine.

There is no need to block me from posting further in your blog.


luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
9/4/2005 1:13 pm

After he had journeyed,
And his feet were sore,
And he was tired,
He came upon an orange grove...
...and he rested.

And he lay in the cool,
And while he rested...
...he took unto himself an orange and tasted it...
...and it was good.

And he felt the earth unto his spine,
And he asked, and he saw the trees above him, and the stars,
And the veins in the leaf,
And the light...

...And the balance,
And he knew he was.

And he thought of those he angered,
For he was not a violent man.

And he thought of those he hurt,
For he was not a cruel man.

And he thought of those he frightened,
For he was not an evil man.

And he understood,
He understood himself.

Upon this he saw that when he was of anger...
...or knew hurt...or felt fear,
It was because he was not understanding,
And he learned compassion.

And with his eye of compassion
He saw his enemies like unto himself,
And he learned love.

Then he was answered.


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/5/2005 7:06 pm

Lucky
It isnt a matter of judgements. Its a request to play nice here. I have spoken to tex personally about the matter as well. If u wish to share your thoughts go for it. But my rules in my blogland are posted at the top of the page. It is not an unfair request for me to ask both parties to knock it off. Sorry if u are so offended.

No I did not delete your no or postings. If they do not show up, it is because of an AdultFriendFinder issue/ censor, as i do personally email the person with a personal responce to their own mailbox. So If u get no mail from me, then it was AdultFriendFinder.
B


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