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Seductive Whispers in My Ear Feb 15, 2012 8:32 pm
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Or whatever your hearts content may be. These are for my eyes only, likewise my responses will be only to you.

Tell me what you like or don't like about my stories, share with me things you'd like me to expound on....or just drop me a note. I would love to hear from you!
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Links to erotic stories Feb 2, 2012 9:40 pm
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Your comments on these stories are GREATLY appreciated - leave some for me please!
Mary's Office
A shower and an open curtain
B's restaraunt..........
B's Restaraunt, continued
Erotic massage
More erotic massage
The Invitation
A beginning.......
A continued sequel to a Beginning
End of the Beginning
Fire and Ice
More Fire, No Ice.....
Peppermint and Ice
Two rivers
Working late..........
Breakfast Anyone?
Need...
A languid day and a bath....
Just Another Day....then You Came Along...
I love to Shop
Dancing....
Just Another Very Good Day
A Single Rose to Play With, Part 1
A Single Rose to Play With, Part 2....
A Single Rose, Part 3
Oral play anyone?
Your turn.........
I love taking a woman from behind.........
Just another day - with you on your hands and knees
The counter and the couch
My desk
When nature calls
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So ...there I was May 1, 2012 7:12 pm
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driving down one of my favorite back country roads. Winding along the tree lined road following a small tributary to the nearby river, enjoying the bright blue early morning skies. Other than the fact I was heading to work - a beautiful glad to be alive kind of morning (except I'm still technically a virgin).

I go around a corner and have to stop in the road. Not like I'm able to drive all that fast on this 2 lane twisting, turning beuatifully scenic road. But still. I had to stop. For this.

So damned turkey is getting it on with another turkey. Where in the hell is the justice in that???? This turkey is getting some, laying some pipe, plowing a field, having a fine old time......getting laid - I've almost forgotten what that's like.

Oh - and my job is sitll kicking my ass! I'm hoping I can get past rookie status soon and figure out the "smarter not harder" routine before it's time to look elsewhere.
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I have been Apr 12, 2012 6:34 pm
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remiss, absent, bad in my duties as a blog host and please accept my humble apologies in being so inconsiderate.

I started a new position last Monday. If you've never drank water from a fire hose - you wouldn't be able to relate. But oh my! I'm learning new things like crazy!

Once i figure out a routein - I'll be back on but until then - please excuse my temporary absence.

In the meantime, if you feel you need to indulge in what the pic shows - have at it!!!
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Red panties, white polka dots Apr 9, 2012 10:06 pm
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….the smell of bergamot saturates the air – it didn’t just get their on its own, as I secreted them in every pocket I could find, knowing full well the effect that aroma has on you. You smile brightly, your laughter expected matches my own - and we hug and kiss.

In our room, I slowly undress you, caressing your skin as your blouse falls to the floor, kissing you as I reach down and undue your buttons, letting your pants drop to your ankles. We laugh as you impatiently kick them away, and my hands and arms move around your body, pulling you close to me, squeezing you tightly, kissing you, conveying my passion and desire for you. All that remains on your body is a barely there bra and some cute red panties with white polka dots.

I let you next take my shirt off, and try and fail to not laugh as you run your hands lightly over my chest and my stomach – knowing how ticklish I am I think you enjoy seeing me squirm and laugh nearly uncontrollably. You unfasten the buttons of my pants and they too are kicked over by yours only you don’t stop as your hands grasp my green boxer briefs and yank them down. With an evil and salacious grin, you push me down on to the bed and you climb on top of me, kissing me deeply and grind your panty clad pussy down onto my already hard cock.

My hands hold your head, buried in your hair as we continue to dry fuck each other, the precum on my cock beginning to wet the outside of your panties as your own sweet honey begins to soak them from the inside. My hands softly caress the small of your back, and hips as you slide down my body. Lightly bite my nipples, and for whatever reason marvel at my stomach.

When your face reaches my erect cock, your smile, accompanied by another laugh – then you lick your lips and lightly kiss the head and your tongue swirls around it. Dipping in and out down the shaft, you look at me, my eyes riveted to yours and what you’re doing to me. My sharp intake signals when you do something I really enjoy or surprises me – which seems to be most of the time. My hands grasp your hair, not pushing deeper into your mouth but that’s what I want to do to you. You tease me, torture me until I’ve had enough then I stop you.

My turn!

I have you lay down – and lying on top of you, I grab your hands and hold them over your head, while kissing you again – tasting me on your lips. I kiss and nibble your neck and lavish attention on your breasts and incredible nipples before moving down to that incredible pussy of yours. I slowly slide off those panties, and holding your legs up, I kiss the backs of your calves and thighs as I gently lay them down and move in closer and closer to your pussy – your incredible smell, your wetness – intoxicating – and as I slide my tongue into you and feel your body respond to what I’m doing, I hungrily being to lap at your wet slit, tonguing your clit, and slowly sliding a finger inside you – trying to feel you build up to an orgasm, experiencing you at the peak of lust and desire.

My face, drenched in you, comes up to your mouth, and kissing you deeply while pushing my cock across your clit. Feeling you shake with desire, almost as much as me. Finally, I ease back and slowly push forward and down – feeling the head just penetrate into you, back out and in again each movement slow, agonizingly so, until I’m fully buried in your molten wet depths. I could cum right now -but push that feeling down as we start to move – building into a very fast rhythm. I sit up, and with one foot on my shoulder, you wrap the other leg around my waist as I continue to fuck you, a thumb swirling and pressing down on your clit. This is so intimate, looking into each others eyes, but I also want to roll you over, possess and control you.

I slide out of you and have you get on your elbows and knees. I move int betwwen your legs, and quickly bury myself in you, my hand son your hips pulling you tightly to me as I start to move in and out you again, quickly and harder. Hungry for more, I push you down, my cock nearly vertical to you as it begins to slam into your pussy, gliding on and past your g spot. I look down and tell you how good we look as my cock pistons in and out of your tight wet pussy, slapping out a tempo of lust that is simply incredibly – and not just from all the waiting. I feel and hear you starting to cum and tell you that I’m close too….I begin pounding into you harder and faster, breathing like I was in a sprint, talking to you, telling you how much I want to cum in you – and as you cum again, my whole body locks up tight, every muscle standing out in my body as my cock explodes into you, shooting jet after jet of hot cum into you……and I collapse onto you, my heart pounding through my chest onto your back
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The Bot girls Apr 1, 2012 9:14 pm
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So much fun to get an email in my ...box. It doesn't happen very often anyway. Today, surprisingly I had 3 - two of them like this. Now you can imagine, I'm the shy retiring type, a flower some say, capable of the greatest bloom with just a little ray of sunshine or a drop of water!

Hello there ..what a great profile you have. Just thought Id

write you a short note to tell you how much Its hard for me to

figure out what it is about you that attracts me so. I suppose it

might be combination of your great sense of humor, your

charming personality and your good-looks. Whatever it is, I

can sense its presence. You could call it chemistry, or better

yet, the possibility that we are on the same wavelength.what a

nice profile you have. well am Grace by name, i am new on

this site looking for a soul mate.and i will like to get to know

more about you
i will appreciate if we can have an open chat on y a h o o

messenger for a better conversation .here is my contact

bellow

yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah.

Spirit crushed. No soulmate for me!
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Well ain't that speshul Apr 1, 2012 7:42 pm
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Do you ever despair of our future or our childrens future, knowing just how stupid some people are? Or have you seen some of the thngs that people do, you scratch your head in wonder (or some other descriptive word that is far less flatering) and wonder how in hell they've survived this long?

A movie that i enjoyed very much, "Idiocracy" set in the far future is I think mistaken. I see a lot of the things in that movie taking place today, not 500 years in the future.

Enjoy the reading below:

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.

"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

"Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit." -- The ingredients list on package of fruit buns

"Optional modem required." -- On a computer software.
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May I Kiss You? Mar 28, 2012 7:02 pm
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I ask if I may kiss you.
You just smile; no answer is necessary.
My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips.
My tongue lightly flicking -
Like I am asking, "Do you want me?"
The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips.
Touching every part,
Inside and out -
Over and over again.
Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue.
Now I press my lips gently to yours.
Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine.
My kisses are hot and fast.
I cannot rest long in any one place.
I have such a need to go on.
I trail kisses of passion all over your face.
Then back to your mouth.
Our tongues dance together.
We are exploring.
I circle your tongue with the tip of mine.
You echo the pattern back to me.
I lick the sides, underside and the top.
You echo back.
I suck your lower lip.
You echo back.
We repeat, repeat, repeat.
The sensations are driving our emotions.
We are wild for each other.
You thrust your tongue in and out.
The movements are rhythmic and stabbing.
Simulating our love making during mating.
I ask again, do you want me?
I can tell that you do.
No words are necessary.

by Janette
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The Smoldering Kiss Mar 27, 2012 5:17 pm
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Antagonizing pleasure
Placed upon my lips
Where dreams come true
In just one kiss!

Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy
Closing the door on reality
Not even the thickest iceberg
Could melt the lust I feel inside!

I shed my fears faster than my clothes
The anticipation begins to unfold
My heart begins to pound faster
As you come closer

Just one look from your eyes
And I become hypnotized
A river of sins, to which I concede
Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me!

Your lips gently pressed against mine
A silent submission of tongues intertwined
My mouth tenderly pressed against yours
My voice trembles as you start to explore

Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine
An erotic dance of passing time
My heart's racing as fast as yours
My body's craving for something more!

Starving and Craving
For an evening
Of erotic bliss
Where dreams come true
In Just One Kiss.

~ Unknown
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Evolution Mar 27, 2012 12:42 pm
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Long time ago
Man looked at sky
saw little winking lights
wondered what they were.

Saw big flash from sky strike tree
tree light up whole area
"fire!"
At first, fire was scary
Not know how fire made, hurts when touch

But, fire make me warm inside and out
animals like to eat me stay away
things taste better when introduce to fire

So, fire and Man become friends
Fire move in with Man, constant companion.

In the distant and rapidly receding past

One fine and mostly uneventful day but in an age of progress!, man, forward-leaning, strong chin and chest jutted out embracing the new and out with the old!

Wires run from a generator falling down and landing on and hurting, even KILLING innocent pedestrians by Jove!
This new fangled invention, we're really not sure how it works, but we're all intrigued by it's possiblities, even though most will admit they are fearful of it.

Eventually we tame the electron, making it submit to our will, followed by making it our very useful friend and constant companion, a symbol of this new age of progress!

Fire is a thing of the past and out it goes out onto the trash heap of the dark distant past paving the way for a better, brighter and more enlightened future!!

Today

U know, like if it weren't like for this internet thing, and whatever makes it work dude, i don't care. What's an electron?isnt that like a new phone? If it's not an Apple like im just not into it, ok? but if it is an apple, does it like have a good camera on it - ur the best if you can tell me. like, if its not on the faceplace im like totally lost dude. fire? isnt that like bad stuff? like it makes everything black and smoke and ....yeah sometimes i cook with it on like a grill. but i don't know what the difference between fire and lectricity is, arent they like the same thing?
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When nature calls Mar 26, 2012 12:57 pm
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….driving my green SUV through the winding roads of Washington, sunlight streaming through the windshield, warm, bright and sunny. You are in the other seat, dreamy look and smile on your face, holding my hand across the console, my hand lightly stroking the skin between your fingers and the palm of your hand. Muted music from the radio plays just over the sounds of the road. I glance over at you, wearing shorts, tracing longing looks up your shins, knees and thighs, up your chest and meet your eyes – looking back at me. Teasing me, showing me that you want more than just soft caresses on your hand and admiring looks from my eyes.

My hand slides up your arm, softly stroking your skin and then across your chest and down the front of your warm body to the tops of your thigh, lingering, very softly feeling the tingling of electricity between my hand and your thigh. Your lips have parted and so involuntarily have your legs, and your own hand, pulling at my t-shirt, slides under it to begin touching my chest and stomach. I’m already a hopeless wreck and before we turn into a real one, I find a turn off and drive a good distance from the paved road to a secluded spot.

I barely have time to move my seat back as you launch at me – kissing me hands tearing at my shirt while I’m doing the same to you. I unclasp your bra, freeing those wonderful breasts and nipples and chase them with my mouth and tongue as you try to get to my shorts. I push you away, laughing and then grab the trusty blanket out of the back and throw it on the warm ground by the car, beckoning you to come to it.

You saunter over, I grab you and pull you close, one hand behind your head as I kiss you deeply, the other sliding across your warm back. Your hands reach under my shirt and pulls it up – and we break our kiss so that it can come over my head. Your hands go right to my chest, burying your fingers in the hair there, and slide down to my stomach – making me almost laugh as I’m so ticklish and more so from your touch. You yank my shorts down, grin that wicked smile I love so much – then kneel down as you take my shorts down to my ankles.

One hand cups my balls as the other grasps my shaft, and your tongue begins to lightly lick the head of my cock – you looking up at me with that huge smile of yours. As you start to work down my cock with your tongue and mouth, my head is thrown back – you bring me such agonizing pleasure, and knowing you can do this to me also makes you feel the same. I feel your hand move from cupping and pulling on my balls to my ass as you start to slide up and down on me with your mouth, lightly dragging your teeth, causing me to shake and shudder from the feel of your lips and mouth on me to the semi-pain that your teeth bring me.

Enough!

I reach down and pull you up, my hands, warmed from the sun and what you’ve been doing to me, hold your shoulders and turn you around so that you’re not facing me. My hands reach around you, pull you closely then caress every inch of your skin on your chest and tummy, to your shoulders, while I’m nibbling on your neck below your ears and at its nape. When my hands reach your shorts, they slide to the front, unfasten them and pull them down. You kick off your panties as well and I hold you close again, my erection between the cheeks of your ass, your nipples and breasts in my hands, rolling and kneading them, your ass grinding back into me.

I lay you down on your back, kiss you again deeply before moving to your nipples then down to your lovely thighs. I can see how wet you already, smell your wonderful scent and it reaches through to me, making me want to taste you so very badly. I kiss and lick until I’m over your wet and sweet honey scented heaven then slowly part your pussy lips with my tongue, diving into you, hungry for you, feeling you buck up against my face as I also lick and suck on your clit, trying to get you to cum – needing you to cum from my tongue and mouth and telling you that. I slide a finger then another into you as I continue to suck on that throbbing button and you explode on to my chin and hand, shaking, shuddering crying out as you hold my head tightly to you.

Impatiently, I need to be buried in you, feel your legs around me, as my cock finds and slides slowly into you, not stopping until I’m all the way inside you and feel your legs wrap around me – for now. I grind into you, kissing and sharing your taste with you, tongue lashing tongue. As I start to slide in and out of you, your legs come down and you start to push against me, every beat met by one of yours as we build into a musical rhythm of lust and need, flesh slapping and clinging to flesh. My hands move to your ass, rolling your legs up as I start to slide faster and faster into you, hearing and feeling you cum again.

I feel that tingle in the base of my balls begin to build and I begin to chase it, you can sense it too as I start to move more forcefully, your wet pussy and my hard cock slapping out an incredible sound in this most natural of places. I tell you that I’m going to cum, your hands move to my thighs, almost scratching them as you grab me and hoarsely tell me yes and how much you want me to cum in you. A fresh new surge of lust hits me when you say this, my grip tightens and I start to lose myself in the huge wave of pleasure building higher and higher, and as I explode pulse after pulse of hot cum jets inside you, you explode as well – we lay there, peaceful, warm, connected and sated – for the moment.
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Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Mar 25, 2012 5:03 pm
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Zip-a-dee-aye
My oh my what a wonderful day,
Plenty of sunshine coming my way,
Zippity doo hah, zippity aye.

Other than the bright, blue clear sunshiny day today, hooking up with my youngest, the apple of my eye and prodigal son who has so broken my heart over the course of the last 6 months, doing manly man things (like the rifle range and just talking with him) some people in my life have this...capacity... to help me open my eyes up - and just LAUGH and ENJOY life! My smile muscles are getting so much stronger and mah man tummy muscles get a serious work out from all the laughter !

You know who you are babe - hugs and many thanks to you!!
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Some songs Mar 23, 2012 9:31 pm
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just wash over me, bringing peace, sweet peace! I spent a whole helluave lot time in the ocean or on a beach getting ready to go in it.

You may not appreciate Zack Brown Band or Jimmy Buffet, but some times aspects of Parrothead living really call to my soul. Life can suck and you can choose to live in the swill it offers sometimes, or....you can look up "Pollyanna" and learn a new way. Lemonade from lemons y'all!

From their hit song "Knee Deep"- go to you tube. and sing along! This is one damned happy song (and easy to sing too!

Gonna put the the world away for a minute
Pretend I don't live in it
Sunshine gonna wash my blues away

Had sweet love but I lost it
She got too close so I fought her
Now I'm lost in the world trying to find me a better way

Wishing I was knee deep in the water somewhere
Got the blue sky breeze and it don't seem fair
Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair
Sunrise there's a fire in the sky
Never been so happy
Never felt so high
And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise

Wrote a note said be back in a minute
Bought a boat and I sailed off in it
Don't think anybody gonna miss me anyway

Mind on a permanent vacation
The ocean is my only medication
Wishing my condition ain't ever gonna go away

Cause now im knee deep in the water somewhere
Got the blue sky breeze blowing wind through my hair

Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair
Sunrise there's a fire in the sky
Never been so happy
Never felt so high
And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise

This champagne shore washing over me
It's a sweet sweet life living by the salty sea
One day you could be as lost as me
Change you're geography
Maybe you might be

Knee deep in the water somewhere
Got the blue sky breeze blowing wind through my hair
Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair
Sunrise there's a fire in the sky
Never been so happy
Never felt so high
And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise

Come on in the water it's nice
Find yourself a little slice
Grab a backpack of lies
You never know until you try
When you lose yourself
You find the key to paradise
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