Is it me, or does anyone else find tuning up a car sexy?  

BJRex2 55M/50F
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11/13/2005 1:44 pm

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Is it me, or does anyone else find tuning up a car sexy?


**This was a blog that I (Jeanette) posted under my old handle, JWantsLicks. Since I received a number of nice responses, both as posted comments and emails, I thought that I would re-post it under my current handle as a blog.

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Is it me, or does anyone else find tuning up a car sexy?

I was tuning up my car today (yes ... I did it myself), and found myself distracted by the tools and the process. Yes, you read that correctly ... the tools and the process were distracting.

I began by changing the oil, and boy was it hard to fit under the car without a jack ... I had to squeeze my 38C breasts under the great mass of the car. I watched as the last of the oil dripped into the pan, and wondered at its great lubricating properties.

Later, I was using a socket and ratchet in order to change the air filter, and I noticed how snugly the socket fit around the head of the bolt ... it was fascinating to me that the head of the bolt could be both screwed off either by a screwdriver, or be gripped by a tight-fitting socket.

As I lay across the engine, I wiggled and jiggled the spark plug wires, trying to get them off, smiling with satisfaction when I heard the pop of the wire coming loose from the plug.

Then, as I was using a spark plug socket remover, I could not help but be mesmerized by the rubber inside the socket. What great protection!

I was excited about trying out those newer no-gapping, Bosch Platinum spark plugs ... being confident that they fired hot, and were long lasting ... but without that tedious gapping foreplay.

Isn't tuning a car up sexy?

2xmrclean 59M

11/20/2005 10:22 pm

WOW I've done that a hundered times and never got a woody, untill now! you have a gift.....


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