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BBW Sex Kitten
BBW Sex Kitten
I have gotten quite a bit of feedback speculating on my "real life." Readers questioning whether my stories were real experiences of my life. I began to wonder just what some of you think my daily life is like. Thus inspired, I give you my reader's perception of my life.
A word to my readers...THIS IS SATIRE, NOT REALITY!
This morning I woke up next to three strange men. What were their names again? Tim, Jim, Tom? Who the hell knows? I must have picked them up at Mom's last night. They certainly were cute. But not as cute as the triplets I once had. Anyways, diary, I had a lot to get done today, so I kicked them out of my house and gave them a fake number. I had them once, who needs to see them again, right?
I took a long hot shower with my favorite dildo. I love the feel of my shower head on my clit as I'm screwing myself with my dildo. What on earth did I ever do before the suction cup dildo? Diary, do you realize how hard it is to wash your hair and orgasm at the same time? It's taken a lot of practice to master (giggle...master, I love that word) the skill.
I got ready for my day. I skipped the panties, put on a short black vinyl skirt and a verrrrry low cut red top. My black (naturally) bra shoved my breasts up, creating great cleavage. Then I put on my sky high heels, and I was ready for the day.
First up on my agenda was a porno movie called BBW Sex Kitten 14. They put me on black silk sheets, and posed me with this gorgeous built brunette. What a cock! I licked him, sucked him, and then I rode him. The camera guy was pretty cute too, but I had more interest in dragging my costar back to my dressing room where I screwed him alone (well, as far as he knew). I secretly taped us....which reminds me, I need to watch that tape tonight!!
My lunch date was with a stripper named Nikki. She was supposed to convince me to do a guest spot at the local club. I definitely liked her looks...tall, black, and elegant. We dined on champagne and strawberries. I love what that does to the taste of a woman's pussy. Of course I did her, diary...the ladies lounge had a huge mirror in which I watched her fuck me. I would've liked it if she had slid fingers up inside me, but she had these wicked nails and I didn't want them there. I settled for her tongue on my clit and mine on hers. She didn't completely convince me (or that's what I told the club...I hope they'll send her and the redheaded dancer named Kelly to "convince" me.)
Next I came home and wrote. I needed a new entry for the group category, so I wrote about the affair I had with my college's hockey team. Diary, the memory of those sticks made me soooo horny. I went onto lit and found a guy who lives very close to me.
I convinced him to meet me at the bar around the corner from my apartment. I was drinking a cosmo and flashing glimpses of my pussy by crossing and uncrossing my legs at the cute couple in the corner when he arrived. I was pysched to see how hot my lit man was. He told me how he'd like to fuck me on top of the counter. I happen to know the owners of the bar (we had a threesome once) and I made arrangements for it to happen after closing that night.
Arrangements made, I came home and made dinner. For dessert I dribbled chocolate sauce on myself and invited my neighbor over to lick it off me. She's so hot. I dipped her nipples in caramel and sucked them. Then I used my favorite strap on to fuck her silly. Afterwards, we watched tv while fingering each other. Reality tv and orgasms...no better way to spend prime time hours.
I went on the boards, argued about politics and generally killed time from 10 pm until the bar was closing.
I had such a great fuck with the guy from lit on the bar. The wood felt so good against my ass as he thrust into me. I dipped his cock in wine and enjoyed sucking it off. When we finished, we heard applause. Whoops, I'd forgotten to cover the windows! Must be my exhibitionist side coming out again.
I hate going to bed without cumming, so I picked up the cute cop who was about to give a parking ticket to my car. First I let him fuck me bent over the front of the patrol car. Then I took him home and we played bondage games with his handcuffs. When he said he couldn't get hard again, I sent him home and decided to write this entry.
Mmmmm maybe I'll masturbate one more time before going to sleep.
Goodnight diary...I'll write again tomorrow
7/22/2006 9:45 pm
Man oh Man.. only one thing wrong with that blog. I wasnt in it to take part anywhere. Please include me next time..lol. .. Thanks|
8/23/2006 12:14 pm
good god sexy....made me hard,,,R|