I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.  

AyshoZomax 43M
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2/5/2006 11:06 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.


I never thought I'd sink this low. I've been off the drawing board for longer than I like, My lines are starting to fade and sag. The Sign on the Door reads UNEMPLOYMENT. I sigh, six months since I played a bit part in a Daffy Duck cartoon. I sold him an anvil.
My knock is not acknowledged. I hammer louder. Sombody inside Squeeks, I interpret it as "come in" and open the door.
The large headed receptionist doesn't even look up, just hands me a clipboard. Her desk plaque says Betty. Hmph. I guess we all gotta make a living.
Question 1: Have you ever been drawn nude?
Uhm, my artist had quite a time with his fantasy life, so I reluctantly circle YES.
Question 2: Have you ever had your hair done in non-tradional colors? (assuming you're a color picture of course)
I circle NO
Question 3: Is your hair bigger than your head?
NO (I glance and Betty and supress a snicker)
Question 4: Are you drawn anatomically correct?
I peek inside my dress top and grin, that's putting it mildly , YES
Question 5: could you be identified as being of any one particular nationality?
Puzzled, I answer NO.
Question 6: Please check off any of the following that you would not find yourself morally opposed to doing on screen.
I'm a drawing, who cares?
Male/Female Sex, OK
Male/Male Sex, hmm... OK...
Female/Female Sex, Uhm... I glance at Betty, shudder... OK...
Human/Inhuman Sex Catagories:
Recognizeable sex toys.. OK
Mechanacle sex toys... WTF?..OK
Animal/Human sex... I put the clipboard down and get up to leave, but notice my hands are getting so faded from not being drawn in so long... I sit back down. OK
Alien/Human/Tentacle Sex. What the hell? OK
Management/Human sex. I almost throw the clipboard at Betty, but sigh and check OK
Question 7: How frequent do you wish to be included in episodes that contain any and all of the above?
I look at my fading and forgotten outline and sigh. The scale runs from once a year to as much as possible.
Before answering this one I get up and walk to Betty's Desk.
"Yes?" she squeeks.
"Uhm, how long is the standard contract?"
"Three Years on Unlimited Use, Thirty at Once a year."
"Thanks."
I sit an Ponder. Could I stand the humiliation? I guess I could build a loyal fan base and survive forever off of their adulation, (again I glance at Betty, her lines are Stark and Black, she's well loved).
I circle the Infinite Use, deciding Three years may be enough exposure to cement my name in the annals of Animation, even if it is in this lurid branch.
I hand in my clipboard.
Betty takes it and glances over it, "Thank you, you may go through that door over there Miss --."

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