6 days till a Rose Bowl victory!!!  

AusTxman032 50M
32 posts
12/30/2005 12:02 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

6 days till a Rose Bowl victory!!!

Not sure if you guessed it..but I have big goings on this coming week. As a graduate of The University of Texas..my Mighty Longhorns have gone out west to conquer and defeat the Men of Troy!
This will happen dispite the overwhelming Media bias and extreem Hard-on that the national media has for USC.
ESPN has been comparing '05 USC to all past great teams....and declaring USC victory...
On a fans website "Hornfans.com"....some of Man love for Pete Carrol and Reggie Bush...is put in funny terms....

1. In Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, the dude at the end who is like 1000 years old and guards the cup of Christ, that is Pete Carroll. The "two brothers" they refer to were Leinart and Bush but they died earlier than he did because they banged way too much ass.

2. Which came first . . . Reggie or the sperm?

3. Carroll, Bush and Leinart could have won the Hundred Years War in roughly 5 minutes and 37 seconds.

4. Reggie Bush does NOT need more cowbell.. actually, it should be noted that he is actually Bruce Dickinson. Yes, THE Buce Dickinson

5. My cousin from new orleans told me that when hurricane katrina was sweeping thru the city, you could see the outline of reggie bush in the sky and pete carroll's voice howling in the wind. No joke.

6. The Dirty Dozen was actually Pete Carroll and the USC offense. They snuck into Germany, during WWII, to assassinate a bunch of German officers. Had that not been done, we would be under Nazi control.

7. Bush and Co. were also at Lake Placid. They were the ones that knocked off the Russians.

8. Reggie was really supposed to die for everyone's sins, but jesus himself said it would be a sin to not see him play football

9. Paramount Pictures is remaking "Citizen Kane."

The opening scene of "Citizen Young" has the 95-year old Vince Young on his death bed, dropping a glass orb filled with water and miniatures of Reggie Bush and Matt Lienart, and VY mumbling....."Rose Bowl......Rose Bowl...."

10. Genghis Khan didn't lead the Mongols to conquer all of Asia, it was a retroactive reincarnation of Reggie Bush.

Further retroactive reincarnations of Reggie Bush are Kronos whose seed gave birth to Zeus, and Shiva the Destroyer of Worlds.

Kronos and Shiva career highlights to be shown on ESPN Classic at 7pm eastern, tonight. Quite the extraordinary Divinity-Career.

Oh man...I have never laughed so much in a long time....

We will KICK THEIR ASS.....


Now..if I can just get laid after the game...I would pretty much be in heaven!!

sierra492 56F
9 posts
1/4/2006 6:57 am

where you gunna be???

AusTxman032 50M
62 posts
1/4/2006 10:20 am

Hey there Sierra...
I will be at friends house...but could get somewhere perhaps...where are you going to be. Email me here at work...before 4 pm...I will check.
Thanks again for the network invite...very nice

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