Stripper songs  

Atryu1000 39M
11 posts
4/7/2005 2:16 pm

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Stripper songs

I'm coming up with a list of songs strippers can not strip to. So far I've got, The Titanic Song (My Heart Will go on)and Tears in Heaven.
If anyone else can come up with a list of bad songs for strippers then post them in the comment section.

By the way, why is only the men looking at this blog? Not that I mind, I'd just like to see more females looking.

This is an unfinnished story and if there are anyone who is offened by this story, then it's your fault for reading it. No one held a Smurf to your head and forced you to read it. Enjoy.

A Smurfy Night

One Friday night in Smurf village, Handy Smurf came stumbling out of the Smurf berry bar as drunk as drunk could be. He stumbled about going to and fro looking for a place to sit on the ground. All of a sudden Smurfette came out of the shadows. “Hi big boy, looking for some action?” asked the female Smurf. She was on the clock that night, to make money. Smurfette was a young, vibrant little female Smurf and whatever Smurfette wanted, Smurfette got including male Smurfs. The whole village had nothing but male Smurfs and Smurfette was in the business to please them, as she was the only female Smurf around. Smurfette said, “Here, let me help you to my place where we can Smurf for a while.” “Smurf thing Hic, Smurfy Smurf Hic.” Replied Handy Smurf. Smurfette led Handy Smurf to her Smurf house and seduced him. “You look like you could use a good Smurf tonight. Maybe Smurf some of that Smurf beery juice off.” Smurfette said in her most sexy voice. She wore only a thong with matching see through bra under her sexy white dress. She always knew how to say the right things. She took off Handy’s hat and then helped him out of his Smurf pants revealing a Smurfy hard 9” cock just waiting to get used. Smurfette took off her clothes and let Hefty fondle her hard titts and cunt until she got wet. All her Smurfy juices dripping from her hot Smurf cunt. Dripping down into her golden blonde pubic hair. “Oh Handy, why don’t you just Smurf me already. I know you want to.” Smurfette didn’t waste any time and quickly laid Handy Smurf down. She got on top of Handy Smurf and slid down his blue, hard Smurfy cock. Smurfette bucked hard up and down Handy Smurf’s hard Smurfy dick until it felt so good in her hot, Smurfy cunt.

(Paul Rastise)
5 posts
4/7/2005 3:15 pm

Having my Baby I think by Paul Anka definately not a stripper song.

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
4/7/2005 3:42 pm

LOL with rastise...good one!

rm_zoot_sax 48M
1 post
4/7/2005 5:21 pm

Shelter by Sarah McLaughlan comes to mind.

Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
4/7/2005 9:07 pm

God save the queen, the national anthem version and the Sex Pistols version/single.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,

badboyofurdreams 40M

4/7/2005 9:44 pm

Metallica's "Fade to Black" and anything from Michael Bolton

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