My life just got a little surreal  

UdderPuttyBiped 37M
35 posts
7/13/2006 7:28 am

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8/5/2006 4:39 am

My life just got a little surreal

So here's an interesting thing that happened to me.

I got a call from a producer at the Judge Judy show the other day. Seems they want to put my case on their show.

See, I am suing my ex for some 700 dollars she owes me for this dang chihuahua she bullied me into buying for her. It would probably make an interesting show, but I'm not sure how they knew that (the details in the court record are slim) or how they knew about it at all.

I think Judge Judy has spies among the court clerks. I sure as heck never expected to get that call, especially as I live in the middle of Iowa. But they will give me an all-expenses paid trip to LA, which would be awesome. I would probably do it just for that, but they also pay you for the TV appearance, and if you win they hand you a check for the amount as you walk out the door. All of which is sweet.

However, my ex is a total flake, and what is going to happen is that she is going to forget to even challenge the suit, resulting in an automatic judgement in my favor, meaning no Judge Judy show. I know that is how this will play out. Which, you know, on the one hand automatic win, which is great, but on the other trip to California. Too bad it probably won't happen.

moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
7/13/2006 9:39 am

Cool but ultimately sucky. It would be way cool to be called out by Judge Judy.

And I think it was the word chihuahua that caught their

FeistySyn 51F

7/16/2006 9:04 pm

I got a call from Divorce Court when I was divorcing my ex without a lawyer... I guess I sounded too sane and nice when I returned their call, not enough "drama" in my story, and they never called me back ... and I don't live in SoCal, I live in Arizona... yuck.

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

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