Turkish Man Kissa You  

AtomicArtist0 45M
5236 posts
10/16/2005 10:19 am

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Turkish Man Kissa You

This is an article taken from The Onion. I wish I could take credit for it. Its really Funny.

Turkish Man Kiss You

IZMIR, TURKEY‒According to reports, Izmir-area journalist and table-tennis enthusiast Mahir welcomes you to his homepage and kiss you. "Welcome to my page!!!!!!!!! I Kiss You!!!!!" said Mahir, who enjoys taking foto-camera of animals, towns, nice nude models and peoples. Friends and neighbors of the green-eyed, mustachioed player of many many music enstrumans reported his tall at 1.84 centimeters. Mahir also stressed that who is want to come TURKEY, he can invitate. "She can stay my home," he said. "I like to be friendship from other country." Those who visitate Mahir and stay his home can expect to speak numerous languages with him, as well as participate in such sports as swiming, volayball, tenis and walk. "I like sex," Mahir added.

This sounds like a profile that should be on here. Does anybody know any profiles that are unintentionally funny?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
10/16/2005 7:31 pm

very funny indeed, 'Sweet. Just the kind of response I was looking for. At least he is foreign. Sadly, most profiles with poor grammar and bad spelling live right here in the U.S. of A....and were born here.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
10/17/2005 12:45 pm

BGRSweet, This forces me to re-evaluate my common pick up line: "you got me straight up trippin', Boo. Senor Atomic is always ready to roll. Give me a holla. Fo'shizzle."


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
10/18/2005 12:32 pm

Great one, Sweet. This is a classic example of a guy coming up with one...almost good pick up line, (quasi-romantic and a feeble attempt at being poetic) then cutting and pasting the same thing to everyone he writes to, because, you know...he was capable of coming up with that once, but with all the glue he huffed as a kid, his synapses aren't quite firing correctly.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/22/2005 10:43 am

This might be from the Onion, but it's actually true. Years ago, Mahir Cagri started the I Kiss You page, posting his pics and inviting women from all over the world to visit him in Turkey. He was a sensation for a few months, with parody pages popping up and forums buzzing with people making fun of him and his command of the English language. I thought he was long gone. But no. I just took a look and his site is still up.

Why is The Onion actually posting something somewhat true? I'm going to lose faith in them.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
10/22/2005 12:09 pm

MissAnnThrope....veeerrryyy interesting. I was completely unaware of the real Turkish Man Kiss You site, thinking The Onion was up to their usual shenanigans. Now that I know they stole from reality and even kept his name right on, I don't feel so bad for having a creative brain fart one day and resorting to stealing their article. Thanks for letting me know.


FiestyLoree 50F
39 posts
10/25/2005 5:02 am

hey Atomic...this one made me snicker a bit...

I am a man with much heat and desire to share it with that this in agreement, I am very loving and I do not have you limit

Ideal Person:
Hello: I am a separated man, I look for an even woman the diversion, am enthusiastic and very ardent, I like to please to the 100%, I enjoy all sex without limits, desire sex without games we enjoy the pleasure in all his I astonish world, I am very loving of sex

Tell us about your most favorite sexual fantasy. Don't hold back!:
my fantasy is the chocolat in boody not limit, sexo and more sex long relation , chocolat and more chocolat, cherrys and licor, is nice come in and surprice


passionateforit 46M

10/26/2005 7:00 am

Lo ... I think there are way too many unvoluntarily funny people here on AdultFriendFinder...where to start? A vwery good one was a person from I don愒 know where, certainly some jungle, in which he obvisiously found a running pc by accident, and he went into the eurotub just shouting "WOMEN???" lol
The first things that came to my mind were bananas, raw meat, peanuts, a mango. Jane maybe. And those also were the last things to come to my mind, concerning him. He soon returned to the savage anyway and left.

BigGirl lol that man was hilarious. It is funny: you cannot PLAY sex
lmao. You can not do as if you had some. You have it or you don愒 - in what way ever lol. So this man actually has it, but on the other hand does not. Which he prefers. I dunno, maybe something like that...
I mean, it has this boyish attitude like "playing" something, a game, instead of doing it for real, only imagining it was like that instead of realizing that it already takes place....sex in this case - which completely contradicts the whole thing... lol I found that very funy, too.


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