Tipadee Doo Dah Tipadee Ay  

AtomicArtist0 45M
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1/13/2006 9:16 pm

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Tipadee Doo Dah Tipadee Ay

Who has one green eye and a fabulous freaky booty that just won't quit? This chic!


I know you've all tried, but I'm pleased to announce that tipadeehas been my 500th commenter. YAAAAAHHH!!!


Thanks, Mary Poppins, now sit down and shut up before I wack you with my class ring.

Well, what can I say about this sexy, sultry hunk-a hunk-a burning love? Other than she just gets hotter and hotter every time she changes her photo. Shes an unbelievable smart ass who has proven time and time again both in her blog and in her comments that her balls are not only bigger than mine...but much bigger than all of yours. Take her winning comment for example...

"OK...this is it"

Hows that for confidence? That statement is as bold as the first winner of Survivor...we all remember that naked homo, Richard Hatch who said on the first day that "you might as well write my name on that million dollar check now, because its mine." As ballsy as that was...tipadee is bolder.

Truly, her blog is simply amazing and so is she. She's provided us with an awesome recipe for alfredo sauce and great commentary into all our lives. By now she has surely broken her new years resolutions of...no stabbing anyone...no more midget porn...and always type with both hands. I know I'm guilty.

Without further ado here is...

tipadee's personal horoscope

Capricorn December 22-January 20 A recent survey states that America's parks are looking trashy...a fact having nothing to do with litter and everything to do with you and your cut-off shorts.

God damn...what a prick I am. I'm here congratulating a sweet piece of ass like tipadee and I tell her some fucked up shit like that. Well, to make up for it here, written in red is a few words from popular guest writer, Robert P. Kimball III, CEO of Kimball Soup, INC. Take it away, Mr. Kimball...

You owe me big time, Atomic... CEO of the biggest soup corporation on the planet and I'm reduced down to congratulating some dumbass for sitting on her ass in front of the computer...oh hello...um...tipadee is it? Yeah, congratulations on being Atomic's 500th commenter. let me guess...you have a lot of time on your hands, right? I bet you don't have a cooperation to run, do you?...wait a minute...holy mother of crap!! Aren't you the deranged broad I have a restraining order on? Whats with you anyway? Always showing up wherever I am...first you follow my car then I see you at the gym every god damn time I'm there, and outside the gate of my estate...just standing out there in the rain. ALRIGHT!! SO WHAT IF WE HAD A BRIEF AFFAIR!! WHY DO YOU INSIST I SUFFER!! Alright...ahem...hmmm...Atomic, hand me my checkbook...Daddy's got an old score to settle.

Um...ok...um, Mr. Kimball. That was weird. Anyway...um. I can't see how my next guest could go any better...but...um...as promised, written in green, here is The great Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Its all you, Triumph.

Thank you, Atomic. Ahhh yes...look at you honey. Look at your silky smooth red hair over your eye like that. Ahhh...yes. beautiful silky hair, like that Irish Setter I banged last week. She liked it HARD!! How 'bout you, honey, you like it hard? I know I'm a puppet dog, baby...but I know how to please a human woman. It just takes a little peanut butter and I'm all set. Just ask Linda Lovelace. Shes well versed in the human/dog relations if you know what I mean. Look at that ass on you, baby. damn, I wanna sniff that ass! Lets just say Sir Mixalot and I have a little something in common. yes, thats right...we both have big black cocks. I keed! I keed! I'm just keeding with you. But seriously...how'd you like to watch me lick my own red rocket? Better yet, how'd you like to lick it for me? Look at you...taking all my insults like a champ. Just like how Atomic takes my pink thing across the chin. You've been great honey...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

OK, Triumph. How did I guess you'd mention that incident...OK, In conclusion, in a previous blog, I referred to tipadee as a little sister. Shes not really my sister and well, I think from now on I will refrain from calling her sister...because the things I want to do to her aren't even legal in many states even if she wasn't my sister.

tipadee, you're a babe, and a great friend. I love ya...everybody please check out her blogI promise you, you would not be disappointed, and everyone join me in congratulating her, her beauty, her friendship, and her wonderful writing.

caressmewell 53F

1/13/2006 9:40 pm

Congratulations Tipadee

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
1/13/2006 10:08 pm

I'll try to be 1000
congrats tipadee!

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
1/14/2006 3:30 am

Awwww, big congrats to both of you!

That was fun! Thanks!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/14/2006 3:34 am

congrats tipadee

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/14/2006 10:38 am

congrats tipadee.

bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
1/14/2006 10:39 pm

Congratulations, tipadee! It couldn't happen to a better person

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/14/2006 11:42 pm

thank you all for coming out to see me and for congradulating tipadee. All you need to do to see that she is worthy is to scroll up and see her comment. I tried to be a smart ass to her, and she just came back bigger and better. Shes a beauty and her humor is great. You gotta love that.

1023 posts
1/15/2006 5:55 am

congrats Tip!!! but atomic whats this sweetheart act? you trying to impress someone or does Tipadee have dirt on you? great post and greater comments Tipadeedee!!!!

1023 posts
1/15/2006 7:31 am

I just went back and read a lot of her blog and laughed, cried, and got pissed that she claimed not to remember me. Now, I remember it as though it were a meal ago it was on her post, THAT SUCKS that I first read Tippturtledee. It's on her second page of blogging here, and I think it's worth checking out. tip tip hooray!

havenbliss 43F

1/15/2006 12:51 pm

Now if only I had enough time to post over and over again to win. But then again if I want a crass horoscope I can just wait for the beginning of the month just like a bad period.

As for Mr Kimball...well he is just scary and my Momma told me to stay away from scary old men. But if that is true, I guess I should stay away from you Atomic. *wink wink*

Triumph, how the fuck let you back into blogland you crazy freaked out pooch. Making plans to head to Westminster this year or are you permanently banned and have a restraining order against you from tha poodle you knocked up last year?

Congrats Tipadee you deserve all those *wonderful* accolades...I think.

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/16/2006 1:11 am

biggirlz...heh...cut a bitch...you bitches are funny!

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/16/2006 1:17 am

viking...I would have been sweet on you, too had you been my 500th commenter...but noooo, you were so busy killing this weekend you forgot to visit the little people!

Oh and tipadee forgetting who you are...thats just her crass way of telling you she likes ya.

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/16/2006 1:24 am

posting over and over had noting to do with the 500th commenter...it could have been anybody...even you if you were around.

Mr. Kimball is afraid of you, too...so is Triumph, for that matter...neither one wants to be around anyone with a bad period.

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