The Devil Is A Fat, Grinning Farmer  

AtomicArtist0 45M
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1/29/2006 4:30 pm

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The Devil Is A Fat, Grinning Farmer

I’m trying to win a competition outside of Blogland and this had resulted in three identical dog heads on my living room floor. They belong to Cerberus, who guards the gates of Hell.

There is also a guy with a pitchfork and a God complex sitting on my couch. He has an alligator tail. It all sounds foreboding, but trust me, these are the problems you want to have. My close friends know what this is all about and as for my casual acquaintances…well, you’ll just have to keep guessing.

And while you’re doing that add me to your watched list now and come back for another edition of the Crass Horoscopes on the first of the month. Comment on the horoscopes and get your own personalized crass reading based on your sign, profile, location, and whatever other astral shit I can conjure up. Its bound to be a blast, a shindig, a swift kick in the pants. It always is…but really…would you expect anything else coming from me?


caressmewell 53F

1/29/2006 5:16 pm

Grins...I so enjoy the crass horoscopes. Your already on my watched list cause I love ya. Good luck on your competition!


Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

1/29/2006 5:25 pm

I have just recently added you to my watch list, through a recommendation.....

I stopped by, I checked you out, I'm intrigued!


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
1/29/2006 5:52 pm

as I play Beelzebubba by the Dead MilKmen


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
1/29/2006 6:20 pm

Ooooo I cant wait, I would love my horoscope.

I am a Capricorn in the Annapolis area. What else do you need?

Purry {=}

Purry


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/29/2006 7:47 pm

Nope, and it is exactly the reason I keep coming back. I like the way you think.


JustaSeeker 105F

1/29/2006 8:51 pm

I'm sure you know by now that I've been watching you. Sounds creepy, doesn't it? I want my crass horoscope too, so I guess I'll come out for that.


BelindaLovelace 66F

1/29/2006 9:14 pm

This blog is kinda scary. I'm looking for a biker type, though, are you any good around the house? email me at AdultFriendFinder. I ve got some pics up close and personal; kisses you big sexy woolybooger of a man!


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
1/30/2006 12:26 am

Yeah..yeah...yeah....

LET'S GO METS!!!


pinkplaytoyz 49F

1/30/2006 3:38 am

If I put you on my list, is my head going to wind up in your refrigerator?


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
1/30/2006 7:11 am

_____I don't think PurryKitty2 knows what she's in for.


TabithaElectra79 37F

1/30/2006 2:06 pm

I kind of have something called fear building inside me at the thought of these Crass Horoscopes you mention!...


craptoast 39M

1/30/2006 6:59 pm

wow. ask and you shall receive. you're on another plane now. i was going to say something clever and pithy about combining our might to do something or other. seems you have might enough for the both of us. guess it pays not to publicly self loathe?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/30/2006 9:28 pm

caress...thanks. I should win with the devil on my side.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/30/2006 9:41 pm

sister act...whoever recommended ya must be a knuclehead...but thank you for coming by. I'm also intrigued by you. heh heh heh.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/30/2006 9:43 pm

art...and on the other end...why not listen to Jesus Built My Hot Rod by Ministry.


AtomicArtist0 45M
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1/30/2006 9:52 pm

purry...welcome to my blog...just respond on the horoscope post when I do it on the first and you'll get one...just leave your pride and dignity at the door.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/30/2006 9:54 pm

hot,bothered...I like the way you...um...think also...yeah thats it.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/30/2006 10:03 pm

mzhoney...alright...see ya then!


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/30/2006 10:12 pm

seeker...yes, I know you've been watching me. Why do you think I keep the blinds open. Do you like my new boxers?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/30/2006 11:09 pm

belinda...yer just the hunka hunka burning love I've been yearning for. I've always wanted to hump someone on a school bus. I can clean the toilet while reciting the lord's prayer.Thank you for asking!


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/30/2006 11:59 pm

man not a boy...is that right? Since this is not the horoscope yet, and you're new, I'm obliged to say welcome to my blog...but if you comment during the horoscopes...oh boy! With a name like yours...hmmmm, what can I do?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/31/2006 12:03 am

cockrollme...I have a recipe for cock rolls. its an ancient Chinese secret.


AtomicArtist0 45M
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1/31/2006 12:08 am

pinktoys...yes, I'm on your watched list and no, your head will not end up in my freezer. there simply isn't any more room.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/31/2006 12:14 am

skyking...no, I don't think purrykitty knows what shes in for...but I do. Do I ever!


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/31/2006 12:17 am

tabitha...should you be afriad? maybe...but know this...I say nice things to the people I like and I say crass rude shit to the people I like more.

welcome to my blog, by the way.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/31/2006 12:21 am

sil...everything is a competition with me...and no, I didn't pick up the submarine. I did some drawings, though.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/31/2006 12:26 am

toast...you know I dig ya, man. If ya ever want to combine our might for anything at all or colaborate on any project you can contact me or you have friends that know how to contact me. Just ask them. Anytime. And self loathing is so much fun. I do it too.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/31/2006 1:38 am

good luck babes
silky xx


giasine 42F

1/31/2006 7:53 pm

Hmm.........

Judging by the Cerberus heads and your uninvited guest, I'd say the spell I cast worked!

Screw your white candle! (And if it's all gone, go back to that store and get one of the knobbed ones... I saw how you were looking at those...)

~V


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/31/2006 10:44 pm

silky smooth....thank you. with the devil on my side, I should win.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/31/2006 10:51 pm

tipadee...yep...one more way to comment whore. We all know what the day is, but all these newbies don't know jack doodly shit. You mean...those weren't cock rolls?


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/31/2006 11:00 pm

giasine...man, I knew you were trouble. Why I let you slaughter that goat in my living room in the first place and steal a lock of my hair, I'll never know.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
3/13/2006 12:13 am

damn! I really had to dig waaaay back to find you here! Is this so we can make out hidden way in back of the bus where no one will see us? I dug back here to find an old post...and low and behold there you are.


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