My Cousin is a Chickenhead Ho According to Yelling Mob Outside  

AtomicArtist0 45M
5236 posts
11/15/2005 11:44 pm

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3/23/2008 8:59 pm

My Cousin is a Chickenhead Ho According to Yelling Mob Outside

Its a strange day when your own mother explains to you over the phone what a chickenhead ho is. Its especially strange for me since I know things...lots of things...like the definitions of teabagging, tromboning, rimming, feltching, barebacking,the Hot Carl, the Dirty Sanchez, The Who's the Boss, upper decking, and earning the red wings.

Now that I've got all those dirty words out of my system lets go back to this weekend's phone call from my mom in New England. Yep...thats right, I'm from New England. What...did you think I became this crass being an earthy-crunchy, better-than-you, politically driven Seattleite? Fuck no! anyway, so my mom calls me and says that my young cousin is a chickenhead ho according to this angry, yelling mob of girls that was throwing rocks at my cousin's apartment. "Bitch better not touch my baby daddy!" Crash!...broken window.

Wait...mom...hold on a sec...I know things...lots of things...like cornholing... but whats a chickenhead ho? She then explained that it illustrates the motion of a girl's head as she is going down on a guy...like a pecking chicken. Apparently its all the rage in the ghetto. My own mother tells me this.

So now, thanks to mom, I know now what a chickenhead ho is and it turns out its my cousin. That may be right, too. At 21 she had three kids with four different fathers. Yup. She has a fourth grade education and is a jesus freak. A jesus freak who also apparently hangs out with pimps and criminals. I guess its all ok, since she met these guys in church.

I hear strange things from my mom all the time, so its nothing new to me...but I post a question for all you dirty pervs. What is the strangest thing your parent has ever said to you or you have said to your parent?


havenbliss 43F

11/20/2005 9:16 pm

So how do you have exactly have three kids with four fathers?


rm_Cocokins 49F

12/6/2005 3:12 am

As a chubby lil girl growing up..my daddy wanted me to love me...so he said..
"Nobody wants a bone but a dog..and he buries it."
Loved that man!


christylovesfun 44F  
16378 posts
3/22/2008 8:20 pm

lol ... okay. I guess the strangest thing my father ever said to me was when I was about 7 or 8. My Uncle "jr." (yes! I grew up in the South) had just grown a mustache. As we were driving home after a visit with him, my dad laughs, from the front of his 1976 red Chevette.

"Jr. has a womb broom. Jr. has a womb broom."

Imagine the look on my Mom's face when I asked her later that night,

"Mamma, what's a womb broom?"

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies. For vilest things
Become themselves in her, that the holy priests
Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra


AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/23/2008 9:01 pm:
and to think...all this time I was calling it a flavor saver.

christylovesfun 44F  
16378 posts
3/22/2008 8:21 pm

^^^

p.s. She didn't know

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies. For vilest things
Become themselves in her, that the holy priests
Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra


AtomicArtist0 replies on 3/23/2008 9:05 pm:
heh! yeah. I got a couple of white streaks in my womb broom. I guess I'm getting old. Can ya find it in your heart to forgive me?

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